All You Got

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(Latin rap music playing)

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ANNOUNCER:

...B boys and B girls,

hustlers, ballers

and shot callers,

welcome to the Women's

Championship finals.

It's gonna be an exciting event,

so trust me,

you don't want to miss this one.

Forget about the last play.

Focus on the next.

Nervous?

Dying.

Never make

the same mental mistake twice.

How long before game time?

Four hours.

(speaking Spanish)

Don't get it twisted.

This is not a game.

Be vocal, be ready,

be aggressive.

And be on time.

I'm ready, Ma.

Come on, girl.

We got to get to the game.

Is that Gabby?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Ladies, that's a what?

A mess.

A mess.

So over it.

Sorry, chola,

Lauren had

them first.

Better to be achola

than a fake-ass wannabe.

That's the last pair I have,

I'm afraid.

I got plastic.

Cash spends faster.

Can't y'all cut it in half?

You wear one half?

You ain't got that much butt.

Come on!

I gotta go get some help!

LAILA ALI:

You guys are killing

Tommy Trojan.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Laila Ali--

this is crazy.

What are you

doing here.

Well, I'm recruiting

for SC now.

I knew you were

a great boxer,

but I didn't know you

could play volleyball.

Are you kidding?

her senior year.

First team All Pac-10.

First team All Pac-10.

She was the

captain of SC,

which is like the Harvard

of college volleyball.

I mean, you were so good.

Youareso good.

Thank you.

Suckass.

So how many

scholarships you think

they'll be giving

away next year?

I'm not really supposed to say.

Just one.

But look,

I'll tell you what.

Whoever wins the finals tonight

gets the sacred shorts. Deal?

ALL:

Deal.

ALI:

Okay, so play hard,

play for each other

and play for the butt shorts.

And remember,

volleyball, boxing,

it's all about the footwork.

Are y'all ready?!

(cheering)

(rapping rapidly)

Backwards:

(rapping backwards)

Ladies and gentlemen,

now the main event.

The final matchup of State

Volleyball Championship.

Here from the Palos Verdes

peninsula,

a sports powerhouse,

from Villa Madonna Academy,

the Madonnas!

And from the heart of L.A.,

a school that has produced

college athletes,

a cornerstone

in the world of volleyball

and the Cinderella story

of this year's tournament,

please welcome

Las Chicas Bonitas,

Mexicanas y Boriquas,

the Phantoms

from Cathedral High!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Gabby Espinosa boxing about!

Ready to knock 'em out tonight,

folks!

Whoo!

These two cross-town rivals

like each other about as much

as 50 Cent likes Fat Joe.

And trust me when I say you want

to fasten on your seat belts,

because it's about

to get bananas.

Get going, baby!

Come on, Gabby!

It's on you!

(crowd cheers)

GIRLS:

(rap music plays)

ANNOUNCER:

All right, baby.

Check it out, man.

Now, down by two games

at the top,

the Phantoms have battled back--

scraping their way

towards their first

state championship title

in an amazing comeback story.

Come on, Gabby.

It's all you, baby.

Ladies, you're doing

great out there.

Number 7 is killing us.

She's scoring.

We need to close

this seam.

Down 13-11.

Can't give up now.

COACH:

One, two, three, kick ass.

One, two, three...

TEAM:

Kick ass!

Madonnas on three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

ALL:

Madonnas!

Come on, my little angel.

Come on!

Make Daddy proud!

ANNOUNCER:

Getting ready to pump it up.

Come on, Becca, you got it.

You got it! Come on!

Go, go, go, go, go!

(whistle blows)

Mark it down, mamacita!

The Phantoms move ahead.

Now just one point away

from a state championship.

Whoo! Whoo!

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

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