All the World's a Stooge

Boris, I'm overcome with joy.

I beg your pardon, madam.

I thought it was the heat.

You don't understand.

Can you keep a secret?

Of course you can.

Well, we soon gonna hear the patter

of baby feet around the house.

Let me be the first in congratulate you.

Thanks.

I've just been awarded a refugee.

A little waif from the war-torn

battlefields of... somewhere.

Isn't it splendid?

I can't imagine anything

more intriguing, madam.

Ow, my tooth is killing me.

Not now, Ajax, you must

have that tooth attended to.

I want you in a good humor

when our refugee arrives.

- Refugee?

- Yes, of course.

Isn't it wonderful?

Everybody's doing it, dear.

It's really quite the thing socially.

Dogs and cats aren't enough.

Now we have a haven for refugees!

- Now look at me!

- I haven't time.

Now you must go get that tooth pulled

while I go fix the nursery

for our little refugee.

Refugee.

Me dying with a toothache.

- Heave!

- Oh!

- Heave!

- Oh!

- Heave!

- Ho!

- Heave!

- Ho!

- Heave!

- Ho!

Heave!

You nitwit!

You're supposed to be washing windows,

not taking dives off the scaffold!

Get up, Sleeping Beauty!

You've been on your back

since we got the job!

Come on!

Follow me!

I'm the boss, and I want you

to stop falling off to the scaffold.

Can I have something for born dizzy?

I'll dizzy you.

I didn't do nothing.

That's why I slugged you. Do something.

Get the water and wash

that window, right now!

We're sorry, Doc.

You idiots!

Just look how you turn off my office!

Oh, we'll clean the place up.

When I came back, I'll clean you up!

- Hurry!

- Quiet!

We'll probably get fired for this!

Get in here and clean

up this mess! Hurry up!

Come on.

Come on, make everything

spink and spank.

And get that other spot too.

Oh, this tooth is killing me.

You have to pull it, Doc.

You'll have to ome back later, buddy.

- The dentist...

- Later nothing.

Get busy and pull this tooth.

Go on, pull it.

Go ahead, Doc. Take a chance.

What do you got to lose?

Okay, buddy. It's your tooth.

And give me an anesthetic.

- Annie who?

- Anesthetic.

He means he wants to be knocked out.

Oh, a pleasure.

He's out.

You imbecile.

You knock him out before he told us

what tooth to pull.

Don't worry. I'll afford it.

Move over, Doc.

That's it.

Boy, you should have been a surveyor.

Oh, thanks. I bet you tell

that to all your interns.

I... This is your fault.

Go on, hold on him like I told you!

Hey Nijinsky, give me those clickers.

Now go on, hold on the man!

Hey, after all I'm the sturgeon.

Give me a little room!

I think I got something.

- Funny, eh?

- Yeah.

Now laugh this off.

Go on, hold onto him,

so I can pull that tooth.

Nothing doing.

From now on you do the hold on

and I'll do the pulling.

I hope you know what you're doing.

Give him a servillette.

I'll show you how to jerk a tooth.

Hey, what's the idea of the glasses?

I can't see without the glasses.

That's only in your mind.

I'll prove it to you.

Here. How many teeth in his mouth?

Four.

You're crazy. He's got a mouthful.

See? I told you, I need the glasses.

- See those teeth?

- What teeth?

Go on, get busy.

I can pull it blindfolded.

Hey fellas, I got a bite!

Pull away!

Oh, stubborn, eh?

I got it!

An octopus.

You stripped his gears.

Now we have got a problem.

Wait a minute.

Here's some cement.

We'll put his choppers

back before he wakes up.

Hold this.

Oh, jumping beans.

That ought to be enough.

Bring me those ivories

so I can put them back.

Put them back alive.

Hey, the cement's hardened.

What do we gonna do now?

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