
All Out Dysfunktion!
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 85 min
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Everybody get the f*ck out!
F*ck.
Testing.
- One, two.
- Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.
- Red leather, yellow leather.
hallway, gator's room, check.
Carrie.
Ooh, Carrie on the toilet seat.
And she did, she did, she did.
She looked like somebody...
hurry up and brush
your fucking tongue,
'cause I have to fucking go!
Fucking cracker!
White bitch.
Yeah, I said it.
Get your fucking ass out the
bathroom, i got shit to do.
I know what the f*ck
you do all the time in there,
- shit, shit, shit.
- I see your nasty ass.
Fucking keeping
my fucking customers
waiting and shit.
Yeah, yeah,
I'll be there in a fucking hour.
Don't f*ck me over, okay?
Carrie, I will break
the fucking door down.
Fucking white cracker bitch...
Ooh, this bitch don't know.
You fuckin' stupid...
Don't you know
i got shit to do, bitch?
Yeah, you'd better chill
with that shit,
at me.
Don't you know I will wipe
your honky ass up, bitch?
Cum dumpster bitch.
Crazy ass white bitch,
all skinny,
throwing up and shit.
Who the f*ck does that shit?
an ass like this, bitch!
Never!
Who the hell are you?
Yeah, excuse you, too.
I don't like your face.
Okay, boys, where was I?
Mama's gonna take care
of all you nasty suckers.
And by the time
I'm done with y'all,
y'all gonna be some
dirty ass wet noodles.
You motherfuckers
want to see me play
with this right?
Well, since
you're all platinum members
of pleasure's paradise,
you motherfuckers
are gonna get
a look-and-see.
Oh, yes.
Oh!
Oh, yeah,
oh, I'm about to squirt.
I'm gonna give it to you
in the style of an orangutan.
Oh, yes!
Yes!
I'm gonna squirt!
Oh!
Oh, I'm gonna give you
the punch of a donkey!
Oh!
What the f*ck is going on
around here?
Ay, "cariba"!
Buenos dias, mamacita!
Shut up!
Have you not seen all the people
fucking parading
around the house?
Have you noticed that your nose
Oh, you did, 'cause you jammed
a tampon up there, good for you!
Shut the f*ck up, all right?
Your breath smells
Wow!
Oh, f*ck!
Look, you've lived here
long enough,
you know pretty
much anything goes.
Really?
What the f*ck is that?
Ah, relax.
It's for my new indie film.
- Gonna be hot! Pa-pow!
- Who raised you?
- I mean, seriously.
- My mom, okay?
I had a very nice upbringing,
thank you.
Listen, you scratch my back,
I'll scratch yours.
Was that you vacuuming
at like, 5:
00 am?You know what?
Eat me, gator.
Nobody scratches
anything for me around here,
so f*ck off, okay?
Well, maybe
if you had better skin,
we'd be more willing
Shit.
It's just a natural reaction
I've had
ever since I was little.
Every time mama comes real good,
I cry, that's all.
That's it
for pleasure's paradise today.
I'll see all you
dirty motherfuckers tomorrow.
Whoopsie.
Shit.
Grow some courage.
Always hiding behind your mask.
Tough horny guy "curry stick"
- with a long schlong.
How is my little son doing?
Have you been able to find a job
with that beautiful,
shiny American degree?
Why are you sweating?
That is all,
that's why I'm sweating.
I'm still freelancing,
web coding
and trying to find steady work.
But I must
talk to you later, huh?
Why are you rushing me?
Please, papa.
I need more time.
It's really hot.
- More time?
- I need to clean.
Huh, you want to live
like a transient forever?
No, I will not let you
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