All Out Dysfunktion!

Synopsis: Six odd ball Hollywood types, each with their own dysfunctional personalities live under the roof of the same mansion. They're only common thread is they all have rooms for rent. Dysfunktion is an laugh out loud comedic take on the drama that ensues in a day when that many people live together and have absolutely nothing in common!

Genre: Comedy, Drama

Director(s): Ryan LeMasters

Actors: Geraldine Viswanathan, Ron Jeremy, Bridgette B., Isaac C. Singleton Jr.


IMDB:: 2.9

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: TV-MA
Year:: 2016
: 85 min
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Everybody get the f*ck out!
F*ck.
Testing.
- One, two.
- Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.
- Red leather, yellow leather.
hallway, gator's room, check.
Carrie.
Ooh, Carrie on the toilet seat.
And she did, she did, she did.
She looked like somebody...
hurry up and brush
your f*cking tongue,
'cause I have to f*cking go!
F*cking cracker!
White bitch.
Yeah, I said it.
Get your f*cking ass out the
bathroom, i got shit to do.
I know what the f*ck
you do all the time in there,
- shit, shit, shit.
- I see your nasty ass.
F*cking keeping
my f*cking customers
waiting and shit.
Yeah, yeah,
it's f*cking still on.
I'll be there in a f*cking hour.
Don't f*ck me over, okay?
Carrie, I will break
the f*cking door down.
F*cking white cracker bitch...
Ooh, this bitch don't know.
You f*ckin' stupid...
Don't you know
i got shit to do, bitch?
Yeah, you'd better chill
with that shit,
don't you f*cking throw that
at me.
Don't you know I will wipe
your honky ass up, bitch?
Cum dumpster bitch.
Crazy ass white bitch,
all skinny,
throwing up and shit.
Who the f*ck does that shit?
You ain't never gonna have
an ass like this, bitch!
Never!
Who the hell are you?
Yeah, excuse you, too.
I don't like your face.
Okay, boys, where was I?
Mama's gonna take care
of all you nasty suckers.
And by the time
I'm done with y'all,
y'all gonna be some
dirty ass wet noodles.
You motherf*ckers
want to see me play
with this right?
Well, since
you're all platinum members
of pleasure's paradise,
you motherf*ckers
are gonna get
a look-and-see.
Oh, yes.
Oh!
Oh, yeah,
oh, I'm about to squirt.
I'm gonna give it to you
in the style of an orangutan.
Oh, yes!
Yes!
I'm gonna squirt!
Oh!
Oh, I'm gonna give you
the punch of a donkey!
Oh!
What the f*ck is going on
around here?
Ay, "cariba"!
Buenos dias, mamacita!
Shut up!
Have you not seen all the people
f*cking parading
around the house?
Have you noticed that your nose
is having a heavy flow day?
Oh, you did, 'cause you jammed
a tampon up there, good for you!
Shut the f*ck up, all right?
Your breath smells
like a f*cking slave ship.
Wow!
Oh, f*ck!
Look, you've lived here
long enough,
you know pretty
much anything goes.
Really?
What the f*ck is that?
Ah, relax.
It's for my new indie film.
- Gonna be hot! Pa-pow!
- Who raised you?
- I mean, seriously.
- My mom, okay?
I had a very nice upbringing,
thank you.
Listen, you scratch my back,
I'll scratch yours.
Was that you vacuuming
at like, 5:
00 am?
You know what?
Eat me, gator.
Nobody scratches
anything for me around here,
so f*ck off, okay?
Well, maybe
if you had better skin,
we'd be more willing
to scratch things for you.
Shit.
It's just a natural reaction
I've had
ever since I was little.
Every time mama comes real good,
I cry, that's all.
That's it
for pleasure's paradise today.
I'll see all you
dirty motherf*ckers tomorrow.
Whoopsie.
Shit.
Grow some courage.
Always hiding behind your mask.
Tough horny guy "curry stick"
- with a long schlong.
How is my little son doing?
Have you been able to find a job
with that beautiful,
shiny American degree?
Why are you sweating?
The house is a little hot.
That is all,
that's why I'm sweating.
I'm still freelancing,
web coding
and trying to find steady work.
But I must
talk to you later, huh?
Why are you rushing me?
Please, papa.
I need more time.
It's really hot.
- More time?
- I need to clean.
Huh, you want to live
like a transient forever?
No, I will not let you
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David Bianchi

David Bianchi is an American-Brazilian actor, producer, and screenwriter. With over 90 professional film and television credits and independent films he can be seen in major films and indies like Elizabethtown, Priest, Filly Brown as well as numerous TV appearances on shows like HBO's Westworld, Unsolved, Animal Kingdom, Shooter, The Last Ship, Southland, Pretty Little Liars, and Days of Our Lives.As a result of his work in front of the camera, Bianchi is an active voting member of the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences as well as being a member of the National Association of Latino Independent Producers (NALIP) and was nominated for an Imagen Award. He has 18 professional producer credits, 16 screenwriter credits and is the founder of Exertion Films. Bianchi is a member of the Producers Guild of America. He is the producer, writer, and star of All Out Dysfunktion! (Directed by Ryan LeMasters). The film co-stars Rene Rosado, Emmy-winner Vincent De Paul, Gerry Bednob, and Geraldine Viswanathan. Bianchi is currently in production on Catalyst (directed by Christopher Folkens). He stars with action star Patrick Kilpatrick, Michael Roark, and Noel Gugliemi. This is his fifth feature film as a producer. He is a Spoken Word poet with TV appearances on two seasons of the NAACP Award-nominated show Verses and Flow. Bianchi produces spoken word films collaborating with others in the field including Emmy-nominated, Grammy Award-winning actor/poet Malcolm Jamal Warner. more…

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