All Out Dysfunktion!

Everybody get the f*ck out!

F*ck.

Testing.

- One, two.

- Red leather, yellow leather.

Red leather, yellow leather.

Red leather, yellow leather.

- Red leather, yellow leather.

hallway, gator's room, check.

Carrie.

Ooh, Carrie on the toilet seat.

And she did, she did, she did.

She looked like somebody...

hurry up and brush

your fucking tongue,

'cause I have to fucking go!

Fucking cracker!

White bitch.

Yeah, I said it.

Get your fucking ass out the

bathroom, i got shit to do.

I know what the f*ck

you do all the time in there,

- shit, shit, shit.

- I see your nasty ass.

Fucking keeping

my fucking customers

waiting and shit.

Yeah, yeah,

it's fucking still on.

I'll be there in a fucking hour.

Don't f*ck me over, okay?

Carrie, I will break

the fucking door down.

Fucking white cracker bitch...

Ooh, this bitch don't know.

You fuckin' stupid...

Don't you know

i got shit to do, bitch?

Yeah, you'd better chill

with that shit,

don't you fucking throw that

at me.

Don't you know I will wipe

your honky ass up, bitch?

Cum dumpster bitch.

Crazy ass white bitch,

all skinny,

throwing up and shit.

Who the f*ck does that shit?

You ain't never gonna have

an ass like this, bitch!

Never!

Who the hell are you?

Yeah, excuse you, too.

I don't like your face.

Okay, boys, where was I?

Mama's gonna take care

of all you nasty suckers.

And by the time

I'm done with y'all,

y'all gonna be some

dirty ass wet noodles.

You motherfuckers

want to see me play

with this right?

Well, since

you're all platinum members

of pleasure's paradise,

you motherfuckers

are gonna get

a look-and-see.

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Oh, yeah,

oh, I'm about to squirt.

I'm gonna give it to you

in the style of an orangutan.

Oh, yes!

Yes!

I'm gonna squirt!

Oh!

Oh, I'm gonna give you

the punch of a donkey!

Oh!

What the f*ck is going on

around here?

Ay, "cariba"!

Buenos dias, mamacita!

Shut up!

Have you not seen all the people

fucking parading

around the house?

Have you noticed that your nose

is having a heavy flow day?

Oh, you did, 'cause you jammed

a tampon up there, good for you!

Shut the f*ck up, all right?

Your breath smells

like a fucking slave ship.

Wow!

Oh, f*ck!

Look, you've lived here

long enough,

you know pretty

much anything goes.

Really?

What the f*ck is that?

Ah, relax.

It's for my new indie film.

- Gonna be hot! Pa-pow!

- Who raised you?

- I mean, seriously.

- My mom, okay?

I had a very nice upbringing,

thank you.

Listen, you scratch my back,

I'll scratch yours.

Was that you vacuuming

at like, 5:
00 am?

You know what?

Eat me, gator.

Nobody scratches

anything for me around here,

so f*ck off, okay?

Well, maybe

if you had better skin,

we'd be more willing

to scratch things for you.

Shit.

It's just a natural reaction

I've had

ever since I was little.

Every time mama comes real good,

I cry, that's all.

That's it

for pleasure's paradise today.

I'll see all you

dirty motherfuckers tomorrow.

Whoopsie.

Shit.

Grow some courage.

Always hiding behind your mask.

Tough horny guy "curry stick"

- with a long schlong.

How is my little son doing?

Have you been able to find a job

with that beautiful,

shiny American degree?

Why are you sweating?

The house is a little hot.

That is all,

that's why I'm sweating.

I'm still freelancing,

web coding

and trying to find steady work.

But I must

talk to you later, huh?

Why are you rushing me?

Please, papa.

I need more time.

It's really hot.

- More time?

- I need to clean.

Huh, you want to live

like a transient forever?

No, I will not let you

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