All Out Dysfunktion!

Synopsis: Six odd ball Hollywood types, each with their own dysfunctional personalities live under the roof of the same mansion. They're only common thread is they all have rooms for rent. Dysfunktion is an laugh out loud comedic take on the drama that ensues in a day when that many people live together and have absolutely nothing in common!
Genre: Comedy, Drama
 
IMDB:
2.9
TV-MA
Year:
2016
85 min
13 Views

Everybody get the f*ck out!

F*ck.

Testing.

- One, two.

- Red leather, yellow leather.

Red leather, yellow leather.

Red leather, yellow leather.

- Red leather, yellow leather.

hallway, gator's room, check.

Carrie.

Ooh, Carrie on the toilet seat.

And she did, she did, she did.

She looked like somebody...

hurry up and brush

your f*cking tongue,

'cause I have to f*cking go!

F*cking cracker!

White bitch.

Yeah, I said it.

Get your f*cking ass out the

bathroom, i got shit to do.

I know what the f*ck

you do all the time in there,

- shit, shit, shit.

- I see your nasty ass.

F*cking keeping

my f*cking customers

waiting and shit.

Yeah, yeah,

it's f*cking still on.

I'll be there in a f*cking hour.

Don't f*ck me over, okay?

Carrie, I will break

the f*cking door down.

F*cking white cracker bitch...

Ooh, this bitch don't know.

You f*ckin' stupid...

Don't you know

i got shit to do, bitch?

Yeah, you'd better chill

with that shit,

don't you f*cking throw that

at me.

Don't you know I will wipe

your honky ass up, bitch?

Cum dumpster bitch.

Crazy ass white bitch,

all skinny,

throwing up and shit.

Who the f*ck does that shit?

You ain't never gonna have

an ass like this, bitch!

Never!

Who the hell are you?

Yeah, excuse you, too.

I don't like your face.

Okay, boys, where was I?

Mama's gonna take care

of all you nasty suckers.

And by the time

I'm done with y'all,

y'all gonna be some

dirty ass wet noodles.

You motherf*ckers

want to see me play

with this right?

Well, since

you're all platinum members

of pleasure's paradise,

you motherf*ckers

are gonna get

a look-and-see.

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Oh, yeah,

oh, I'm about to squirt.

I'm gonna give it to you

in the style of an orangutan.

Oh, yes!

Yes!

I'm gonna squirt!

Oh!

Oh, I'm gonna give you

the punch of a donkey!

Oh!

What the f*ck is going on

around here?

Ay, "cariba"!

Buenos dias, mamacita!

Shut up!

Have you not seen all the people

f*cking parading

around the house?

Have you noticed that your nose

is having a heavy flow day?

Oh, you did, 'cause you jammed

a tampon up there, good for you!

Shut the f*ck up, all right?

Your breath smells

like a f*cking slave ship.

Wow!

Oh, f*ck!

Look, you've lived here

long enough,

you know pretty

much anything goes.

Really?

What the f*ck is that?

Ah, relax.

It's for my new indie film.

- Gonna be hot! Pa-pow!

- Who raised you?

- I mean, seriously.

- My mom, okay?

I had a very nice upbringing,

thank you.

Listen, you scratch my back,

I'll scratch yours.

Was that you vacuuming

at like, 5:
00 am?

You know what?

Eat me, gator.

Nobody scratches

anything for me around here,

so f*ck off, okay?

Well, maybe

if you had better skin,

we'd be more willing

to scratch things for you.

Shit.

It's just a natural reaction

I've had

ever since I was little.

Every time mama comes real good,

I cry, that's all.

That's it

for pleasure's paradise today.

I'll see all you

dirty motherf*ckers tomorrow.

Whoopsie.

Shit.

Grow some courage.

Always hiding behind your mask.

Tough horny guy "curry stick"

- with a long schlong.

How is my little son doing?

Have you been able to find a job

with that beautiful,

shiny American degree?

Why are you sweating?

The house is a little hot.

That is all,

that's why I'm sweating.

I'm still freelancing,

web coding

and trying to find steady work.

But I must

talk to you later, huh?

Why are you rushing me?

Please, papa.

I need more time.

It's really hot.

- More time?

- I need to clean.

Huh, you want to live

like a transient forever?

No, I will not let you

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David Bianchi

David Bianchi is an American-Brazilian actor, producer, and screenwriter. With over 90 professional film and television credits and independent films he can be seen in major films and indies like Elizabethtown, Priest, Filly Brown as well as numerous TV appearances on shows like HBO's Westworld, Unsolved, Animal Kingdom, Shooter, The Last Ship, Southland, Pretty Little Liars, and Days of Our Lives.As a result of his work in front of the camera, Bianchi is an active voting member of the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences as well as being a member of the National Association of Latino Independent Producers (NALIP) and was nominated for an Imagen Award. He has 18 professional producer credits, 16 screenwriter credits and is the founder of Exertion Films. Bianchi is a member of the Producers Guild of America. He is the producer, writer, and star of All Out Dysfunktion! (Directed by Ryan LeMasters). The film co-stars Rene Rosado, Emmy-winner Vincent De Paul, Gerry Bednob, and Geraldine Viswanathan. Bianchi is currently in production on Catalyst (directed by Christopher Folkens). He stars with action star Patrick Kilpatrick, Michael Roark, and Noel Gugliemi. This is his fifth feature film as a producer. He is a Spoken Word poet with TV appearances on two seasons of the NAACP Award-nominated show Verses and Flow. Bianchi produces spoken word films collaborating with others in the field including Emmy-nominated, Grammy Award-winning actor/poet Malcolm Jamal Warner. more…

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