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WHY DON'T YOU PUT SOME

ANT POWDER ON THAT, CAP?

THANKS, SE?OR.

IT'S CLOSED.

COME ON!

WELL, IT SAYS

"LADIES," DON'T IT?

AAH!

SE?OR PATTERSON, THE DOOR I HAVE CLOSED!

AND I HAVE OPENED.

PUT SOME HINGES ON HIM.

YOU CAN NEVER TELL

WHEN I MIGHT WAN TO BRING A LADY

IN HERE, RUDOLFO!

SI, SE?OR.

SI, SE?OR.

NICK! RUDOLFO'S LETTING

THIS PLACE RUN DOWN.

YES, SIR, A LITTLE WORSE EVERY 10 YEARS.

I'VE BEGUN TO

NOTICE IT MYSELF.

MINNIE'S CALLING

YOU, MR. PATTERSON.

WHO?

JUST A SHIP,

MISS MARIA.

OH.

DEAR OLD MINNIE TOPER. CHAMPAGNE.

CHAMPAGNE.

CHAMPAGNE TO SAY HELLO, AND

CHAMPAGNE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

NOT TODAY, SE?OR.

WE DON'T SHAKE FOR THE

LAST ONE, LIKE ALWAYS?

NOT LIKE ALWAYS.

OH. WELL, MAYBE YOU GOT 'EM

LOADED UP A LITTLE, HUH, NICK?

OK, ROLL 'EM.

11. LOADED

WITH LUCK!

MM-HMM. WELL, MAYBE IF

I SPEAK REAL NICE TO 'EM,

MAYBE THEY'LL TALK

BACK TO ME, HUH?

THEY TALK TO YOU,

AND CRY FOR ME.

WELL...

SAY YOU LOVE ME. I'LL

MAKE BELIEVE I BELIEVE IT.

I LOVE YA.

AW, HARRY, TRY SAYING

"I LOVE NO GIRL MORE."

HOW MANY TIMES WE

SAID GOOD-BYE, PAL?

3. WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

3 GOOD-BYES TO ONE GAL.

I'M JUST A ONE-WOMAN

MAN, RIGHT, NICK?

YES, SE?OR.

WELL, HERE'S TO THE GIRL

I'LL NEVER LOVE MORE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I DON'T KNOW THIS GIRL

YOU NEVER LOVE MORE-

I HEAR HER:

LAUGHING AT ME.

SURE. MINNIE. SHE'S ALWAYS LAUGHING.

I HOPE IT'S MINNIE.

HERE'S TO MINNIE.

MINNIE AIN'T FOOLING.

GOOD-BYE, NICK.

HASTA LA VISTA,

HARRY.

SO LONG, EVERYBODY!

ADIOS, AMIGO!

ADIOS!

ADIOS, SE?OR.

HAIL AND:

FAREWELL.

I'M GOING TO

MISS YOU, HARRY.

NEVER TO SEE:

YOUR FACE AGAIN.

BLACK WITH SIN AND GRINNING

LIKE THE BAD ANGEL HIMSELF.

IT BREAKS ME UP INSIDE

TO SEE YOU LEAVE, HARRY!

THAT'S FINE, MUDGE. LET'S

GET ABOARD. WE'RE SAILING.

OOH, I'M SAILING?

AYE, AYE, BOSUN!

SHIPMATES BY THE

GRACE OF HEAVEN!

YOU BOYS DID GOOD

THIS TRIP.

ABANDON! CAST OFF THE

LINES! FARE THEE WELL!

WHY DO SAILORS:

DRINK SO HARD?

OH, THAT IS A

COMPLICATED MATTER.

A BOY WHO IS GOING TO

SEA FOR THE FIRST TIME

SHOULD BE THINKING

OF SIMPLE THINGS.

YES, SIR.

YOUR FAMILY, WHO

LOVE YOU ON EARTH.

YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER,

WHO LOVE YOU IN HEAVEN.

I HAVE THEM IN MY

THOUGHTS, GREAT-GRANDFATHER.

I'M RAMON ESTADO.

THIS IS MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER,

SE?OR RAMON ESTADO.

HI.

THE FIRST MATE TOLD ME I

WAS TO BE UNDER YOUR COMMAND.

OK, GET ABOARD.

THANK YOU.

ADIOS.

GO WITH GOD.

WITH GOD.

ADIOS, GRANDFATHER.

I KNOW MY GREAT-GRANDSON

WILL BE SAFE WITH YOU.

SURE, SURE.

I WAS A SAILOR:

MYSELF, AT ONE TIME.

WHY DIDN'T YOU KEEP

THAT KID ON THE FARM?

THE SEA IS A GOOD

SCHOOL ALSO, IS IT NOT?

OH, YES.

SWELL, GRANDPA.

WE TURN OUT SOME AWFUL

SMART SEAGULLS AND SHARKS.

OK, BABY,

I'LL HURRY BACK.

I'LL WAIT, HARRY.

I'LL BE LIKE A STATUE FACING THE SEA.

I WON'T EVEN MOVE!

HA HA! DON'T MOVE

UNTIL I'M BACK.

I WON'T.

GET RID OF:

THIS GANGWAY!

AYE.

MUCHACHOS!

LET GO EVERYTHING!

STAND BY,

FORE AND AFT, ALL HANDS!

HARRY, I-I'M JUS A LITTLE BIT STUNG.

YEAH, YEAH. GET ON

THOSE HEAD LINES!

SIR, HAS THIS SHIP

BEEN PROPERLY BLESSED?

OH, SURE, SURE. I BLESS

THE OLD TUB MYSELF,

MORNING, NOON,

AND NIGHT.

AND DON'T THROW 'EM

ON THE DECKS!

STOW 'EM BELOW,

WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!

AND I SAY IT'S

A PROVEN FAC THAT MORALITY

AMONG BRITISH SEAMEN

IS HIGHER THAN:

AMONG YANKS.

YOU LIMEYS ARE PLAYED OUT, THAT'S WHY.

OH YES? WE STILL HOLD

DOMINION OVER PALM AND PINE.

YEAH, AND UNDER EVERY TREE

SITS A YANK WITH A DAME!

HA! GUS

WON'T FACE THE FACTS.

WHAT FACTS?

THE FACTS OF MORALITY

AMONG SEAMEN, THAT'S WHAT.

I SAY BRITISH SAILORS HAS

HIGHER MORALS THAN YANKS.

HERE. HERE'S THE

STATISTICS WHAT PROVES I IN BLACK AND WHITE.

WHERE'S THE PAGE?

OH, HARRY, THAT WAS ME

PROOF! BLACK AND WHITE!

BLACK AND GREEN,

PINK AND YELLOW,

I CAN'T RUN A DECK GANG

WITH YOU WAVING BOOKS AROUND.

YEAH!

PAY HIM, GUS.

SO WHY DO I:

PAY HIM?!

I'VE SEEN YOU BOTH IN PORT. PAY HIM.

HA! THANKS,

HARRY.

YOU WASHING AGAIN?

OH, HELLO, HARRY.

IT KIND OF COMFORTS A

MAN TO SCOOP UP SEAWATER

THAT'S FULL OF THE SINS OF

THE WORLD AND PUT SOAP IN IT.

YOU'VE GOT SIN

ON THE BRAIN.

WELL, IT'D BE HARD TO

EXPLAIN TO YOU, HARRY,

BUT A MAN SURE FEELS DIRTY

AFTER HE'S BEEN IN POR AND DONE THE THINGS

I DONE.

NEVER MIND THAT.

YOU OWE ME 60 PESOS.

I'LL GIVE YOU A

CHANCE TO GET EVEN

BEFORE YOU GO:

ON WATCH.

BEFORE I GO ON:

WATCH, HARRY?

THANKS, HARRY.

I PUT YOU ON:

THE PAINT DETAIL.

OH, I GOT TO GET THIS

CLOCK BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

YOU'VE LOS HALF THE PARTS.

COULDN'T FIX IT,

ANYWAY.

OH, HARRY! AIN'T YOU GONNA

TRUST ME TO FIX NOTHING?

SURE. FIX THIS

VENTILATOR.

BUT IT AIN'T A MACHINE! IT DON'T MOVE!

SURE IT DOES! DID YOU EVER

LOOK INSIDE A PIECE OF IRON?

YOU KIDDING ME,

HARRY?

NO, NO. THIS VENTILATOR'S A LITTLE SKY,

FULL OF SUNS AND

MOONS AND STARS!

THEY WHIZ AROUND,

IMITATING THE BIG UNIVERSE.

YEAH, HARRY?

MILLIONS OF ELECTRONS AND PROTONS

LIVE IN THIS:

VENTILATOR.

AND IF YOU LISTEN

HARD ENOUGH,

YOU'LL HEAR A GUY

ELECTRON WHISTLING

AT A DAME PROTON.

LOVE BLOSSOMS:

BETWEEN 'EM.

AND WHAT'S THE

RESULT OF IT ALL?

I DON'T KNOW,

HARRY.

A PIECE OF IRON.

PAINT IT.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING

FOR? A RAFT FULL OF DAMES?

NO, SIR. THE EVENING

STAR JUST CAME OUT.

MY GRANDFATHER SAYS

BEAUTY LIKE THIS

WILL STAY WITH:

A MAN ALWAYS.

THAT WHY YOU'RE

ABOARD?

GRANDFATHER THINKS A MAN

SHOULD TRAVEL THE SEAS

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