Accidental Love

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Thanks.

That's good for business.

Thank you.

Excuse me!

That's a hell of a move, darling.

I never get tired of it.

- Thanks, Mom.

- Maybe take your hair down.

- Why?

- Scott came to see us yesterday.

What does that have to do with my hair?

Did he come and get his belt sander?

No. He came to get our blessings.

What?

Wow.

Hi, Scott.

He is so awesome. What a dreamboat.

You get everything.

Nobody gets everything, Brenda. You hang in there.

- Vintage Cruising Night looks great.

- Yeah, it does.

You notice anything... different?

Maybe how you're feeling today

or how I'm feeling today?

Nah, I got the... got the...

Oh, you got the new Bluetooth Oakleys.

Oh, that's exciting.

It is exciting. But guess who had to pay

for them? Me. Can you believe that?

- Oh, that's so not right.

- Well, it's the principle.

We shouldn't have to pay to do our jobs.

80% of police authority comes

from controlling eye contact

like I'm doing here right here with you. See?

Anyway... I wanna talk about tonight.

- OK.

- I'm taking you to a special dinner.

Got your shift covered. Don't worry

about it. I already talked to Bobby.

- Right now?

- Right now.

- Where we going?

- Only the best restaurant in town.

- No way.

- Yeah, The Fancy Gondola.

- So cool.

- It's right there.

All these people, most of them are like lawyers,

- and professionals, and judges, and stuff.

- Wow.

Alice...

This was voted best alfredo in

Smith County three years in a row.

- We've been dating for... what, eight months now?

- Yeah?

And I will never forget the first

day you skated up to my motorcycle.

And our eyes met.

Excuse me, do you know how long it's gonna be?

Yeah, about 25 minutes, tops.

- I don't mind if you eat while I work.

- Let's just move to another table.

No, no, we're not moving. They

don't have anything else.

This is the best table. It's the Gondola table.

- It's the Gondola table.

- It's romantic.

- It's very romantic.

- Took me two weeks to get it.

Or I would have been doing this two weeks ago.

Alice, I love you for who you are.

For richer or poorer. In sickness and in health.

- You are my precious honeycomb cluster.

- Excuse me, sir. Is there an issue?

- The ambiance is a little nail gunning.

- Right.

I planned this with your restaurant. I

don't know why this is all happening.

Who's the genius who decided to do

construction during all of this?

This is outrageous. I can't-I

can't believe this. This is...

- My whole marriage proposal's ruined.

- No, it's not, Scotty. Go, go.

Alright, we're very sorry, sir.

Just bear with us another minute.

Oh, it's too tight.

I mean, it's perfect. I mean, my finger's too big.

The honeycomb cluster does have large knuckles.

Yes, yes, I will marry you.

From the bottom of my heart...

it would be my honor to be...

It's imbedded deep in the forward

part of the left front lobe.

Two inches below the scalp.

We have to be extremely careful, or

she could be brain damaged, for life.

Wait! She has no insurance. Shut it down.

Thank you, Arlene. You're an angel.

Oh, I'm starving. Where'd those hamburgers go?

You have to operate. This is an emergency.

Emergency. That's a very interesting word.

A gunshot wound, or the belly is

bleeding, that's an emergency.

This girl's not bleeding. She can

get up and walk right out of here.

Might be an emergency, in a week

or a month, but not today. Also...

I am sick and tired of uninsured

25-year-olds coming in here,

and expecting our services, for free.

Plus, we're liable, which means

we could end up paying you.

Why don't you just file a lawsuit

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