Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie

Synopsis: Edina and Patsy are still oozing glitz and glamor, living the high life they are accustomed to; shopping, drinking and clubbing their way around London's trendiest hot-spots. Blamed for a major incident at an uber fashionable launch party, they become entangled in a media storm and are relentlessly pursued by the paparazzi. Fleeing penniless to the glamorous playground of the super-rich, the French Riviera, they hatch a plan to make their escape permanent and live the high life forever more!
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Mandie Fletcher
Production: DJ Films
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Metacritic:
59
Rotten Tomatoes:
59%
R
Year:
2016
91 min
$4,750,497
Website
94 Views

Let your hurr down

We's about to get down

Yeah!

Oh, my, oh my, oh my God

This girl straight

and this girl not

Tipsy off that peach Ciroc

Like la la la

Ching-a-lang-lang

ching-a-ling-a-lang-lang

Jeans so tight I could see loose change

Do your thang, thang, girl

Do that thang

Like la la la

Tell them pretty

faced girls tryna

brass each other

And them undercover

freaks who ain't nun'

but trouble

Baby, I'm a tell you some'

only cause I love ya

People all around the world sexy

Get ugly

Get ugly, baby

Woo hoo

And everybody say

La la la

Get ugly

You're too sexy to me

You're too sexy to me

So sexy

Damn, that's ugly

Giles! Giles!

He loves me, he loves me.

Get ugly, baby

Woo hoo

And everybody say la la la

Get ugly

Eddy? Eddy?

Eddy?

Ed?

Look, I'm twerkin', darling.

I'm twerkin'.

No, you're not.

Isn't that twerking?

No, move your bum.

Ooh.

Dysfunctional

Get ugly

You're too sexy to me

Sweetheart, darling? Saff?

Your grandmother's home.

Darling! Sweetheart!

Darling! Sweetheart!

Darling!

Wakey, wakey,

my lady.

Oh, get out, get out.

You have meetings, meetings, meetings...

parties, openings.

Pats?

Pats!

What?

Today's the day I sign the deal

on my book deal, darling.

Oh! Fabulous.

Yeah, fabulous.

Am I in it?

Of course you're in it, darling,

because you are my oldest, oldest friend.

Mmm-hmm.

And who will play me, Eddy?

Well, darling,

it's only just nearly a book.

It will be a film, though, sweetheart,

because it's about me, isn't it?

It's about London's

premier fashion P. R.

Fabulous.

And who will play me, Eddy?

Not Jane Fonda.

Why?

I've had stem cells

and the blood of

a 2-year-old child

injected in my skin

and I still look like this.

You need to use fetus blood, Eddy.

A little spritz of afterbirth, darling.

Oh.

Keep up, sweetie.

Oh!

I want to go in there,

but I have to get past that big mirror.

I think I am now officially

fatter sideways

than I am front on.

Darling, you don't

need those.

I am your mirror.

How do I look?

Fabulous.

Thank you.

Ooh.

Need to move that, Eddy.

I'll call Kelly Hoppen.

Fabulous.

Morning.

Afternoon.

When did these stairs

get so long?

Since you dug into

middle earth.

Oh, yes.

Good though, isn't it?

Bo and Marshall rang.

Both of them?

They want to come

and talk about the house.

Why do they want to talk about the house?

I don't know.

Go outside!

Eddy, I'm vaping.

No, darling, you lit it,

that's a cigarette.

And she's a child.

Then why can't she

go outside into the air?

Your mother's here.

Oh, Christ.

How long is this one here for?

When's she going back?

I don't know.

All I know is it's something

else I'm paying for.

I'm not going back to Africa.

If Dad wants to see me, he can come here.

Why isn't he paying for her?

Mum, we're divorced.

Well, he can't just sit in Ebola

or wherever he is, darling,

and not pay for her.

Gabon?

What?

Gabon?

Gabon?

Why is she...

Why are you saying Gabon?

Is he still in Gabon?

Is he still in Gabon?

No.

No! No.

Dad's paying for me.

He gave me a credit card.

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Talking about

credit cards. Bubble?

All of my cards are broken.

Fix them, please.

Eddy, I'm thirsty.

Morning, Mrs. M.

Morning, Patsy, dear.

I'll open a Bolly.

Darling, where is the champagne?

I don't know.

Where's the Bolly?

Where's the champagne?

If you want things,

you have to pay for them.

Since when?

Sounds like you'll have to

tighten your belt, dear.

Oh.

If you manage that, it'll be a first.

Don't let her eat anything

while she's here.

All right? No eaty.

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Jennifer Saunders

Jennifer Jane Saunders (born 6 July 1958) is an English comedian, screenwriter, and actress. She has won three BAFTAs (including the BAFTA Fellowship), an International Emmy Award out of 3 nominations, a British Comedy Award, a Rose d'Or Light Entertainment Festival Award, two Writers' Guild of Great Britain Awards, and a People's Choice Award. Saunders first found attention in the 1980s when she became a member of The Comic Strip after graduating from the Central School of Speech and Drama in London. With her comedy partner Dawn French, she wrote and starred in their eponymous sketch show, French and Saunders, for which she and French received a BAFTA fellowship in 2009. Saunders received acclaim through the early to mid-1990s for writing and playing the main character of Edina Monsoon in the BBC sitcom Absolutely Fabulous. She has guest-starred in the American sitcoms Roseanne and Friends and won the People's Choice Awards for voicing the evil Fairy Godmother in DreamWorks' animated Shrek 2. In 2015, Saunders voiced Queen Elizabeth II in the animated comedy film Minions, and in 2016 she voiced Nana Noodleman in the animated musical film Sing. more…

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