A Snow Globe Christmas
1
Honey, It's time to go. We'll go
home and we'll open our presents.
No we have to wait.
The son of Santa so daddy will
come home for Christmas.
Please don't promise her things
she can't have.
Honey I told you. Daddy's on a
business trip and he won't be home.
Actually I think he will.
Daddy!
But what about your business
trip?
I told them they could wait.
Christmas is for family.
Cut!
Ok everybody that's a cut!
You're doing it again.
What?
Bond Villain.
How many times have I fired you
today?
ran out of fingers.
Are we good?
Yeah it was alright.
It was alright. Thank you.
That's lunch.
Ok people we got it! That's
lunch!
Eric.
How long have you been here?
I waved. You were kinda in the
zone.
Tis the season to be jolly.
Fa la la la la la la la la
Penny who? what? why?...
You said the crew could have a
gift exchange.
I gotta go.
No no no you gotta wait a
minute.
A said anonymous. Fast.
Discrete.
Old man Barnes lives for this.
- He's a distraction.
- Look at that face!
Mr. Barnes I'm sorry but we're
gonna have to cut this short.
What is that noise?
Where's it coming from? Hello?
Am I the only one that could
hear that?
Look you asked me to come down to see you.
So I came down. I see you...
Meg. It's Frank again.
Goodbye.
Hi. Umm Sal.
Hi! Meg.
How did you know my name?
you Meg.
You need to go.
Ok.
I'm sorry?
Can I help you?
My bell.
Oh yes. Right.
Wait.
Merry Christmas.
You too Mr. Barnes.
You too.
How did she know your name?
- Hey.
- I'm gonna go.
Wait! No I thought you were
gonna stay for dinner?
Your craft service guys have not even
heard for paleo and you're not exactly-
We'll find you something to eat
I'm -
- Yes. Yes.
- How is this?
Yes! That is truly repulsive. It looks like
grandmas old yarn. Where did you find it?
You've seen me knit.
Well done! Yes! taking one for
the team.
Hey everyone! This right here is
what I'm talking about.
Christmas is not for the elves.
Hurra!
Yeah. Ok.
Eric.
Honey.
Hold on.
Pooch got the hi-roller suite.
It's gonna be epic.
Sweetheart it's gonna be Christmas. You sure
you want to go to Vegas for a bro-liday?
Says the head elf. Huh? Hurra!
Well?
Come on, I'll be home by Monday
just in time for therapy.
Ok.
Meg?
Ummm Not now.
Now! Meg.
Hi Frank! Hello.
You're not answering your phone.
The scene with the snow angels I can
make it better. I promise I can.
You tell me every year you watch
these films with your family.
You say they are the only thing you make
that you actually do watch with them.
You are making me older by the
minute.
No. That's just life doing that.
Let me do this my way.
Ok please?
I might be a dysfunctional shipwreck
of a human being but I know Christmas.
I can-No I will deliver the
perfect Christmas movie.
Keep shooting.
Yes.
No!
I'm sorry?
No. Meg this is not ok.
Oh here we go.
Meg these people have families!
I have a family.
Well no one is making you stay Bob
Cratchit. Would you like to leave?
That's what I thought. It is now 2:57, We are
gonna come back in 15 minutes and keep shooting.
You shouldn't wear your hair
like that.
Makes you look old.
I though I told you to leave.
I like it here.
Plus it reminds me of that.
That's what you're going for
right?
You want people to feel like they
glass.
Life's like a snow globe. You gotta
shake it up to see the snow.
Yoo hoo!
How did you get there?
Let me see it.
Come on. Give it a shake.
Look at that! It's so shiny.
It's glitter.
Hmm. That's not what you see.
Snow is falling down slowly.
It's everything you'll never
have.
I don't need this.
Are you sure about that?
You gotta want it.
Really want it.
Ok.
Meg! Meg!
Meg? Meg?
Meg? Meg!
Meg!
Sweetie?
Honey?
Ah she's awake. Thank goodness.
What?
We were all so worried about
you.
Where am I?
Now.
spill.
You need your rest. I want you to run along home
now and have yourself a nice cup of hot coco.
And if you do that you will be
right as rain in no time.
What is this?
Teddy must have dinged y
pretty bad.
Wait? Ted?
From college?
We use to date.
Yeah babe and then we got
married. I'm your husband.
I - no stop it. Stop doing that.
Uh what is this? Are we filming
here?
Where's the crew?
Ok. Uh this is obviously an
exterior scene.
How did we get here?
Last thing I remember...
Oh?
Christmas.
Honey you may be a control freak but
not even you can cancel Christmas.
Please stop calling me honey.
I'm not your honey.
I'm sorry did you say married?
What?
To a lumber jack?
kids.
Kids?
Mom. Sorry. Dad told me not to
pack it too tight.
Mom?
Yeah.
Ok. This is hilarious.
Crew prank right?
Trying to punish me by giving me
"It's a wonderful life".
Complete with that corny modern
really really photogenic family.
You guys are good! Let me see you. Wow! You
even look like a real brother and sister.
Who's your agent?
Ok?
This is obviously all fake.
Um, this is actual snow. We don't
have the money for actual snow.
Christmas is not for the elves!
Hoora?
It's an episode.
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