7 Husbands for Hurmuz
- Year:
- 2009
- 122 min
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What is an husband, girls?
Man who makes living for home...
...who turns his back in the bed and...
...sleeps like a log.
Like a coach, like a brazier...
...he's the dead-stock of home.
Hey girls, time's changed.
Men of old age were like goliath...
...their houses were like a castle...
...they used to perform like a...
...real men in the bed.
Four wives were not enough for them.
More of four they hooked up
on the string.
What happened? Time's changed.
Men got inferior, women got grandiose.
Then four men became inadequate
for one woman.
Husbands of today don't interfere
in anything...
...give and get what's needed,
pass away earlier with no trouble.
The deceased husband of Hrmz...
...owner of this huge mansion,
Pasha Fettah,
...used to shout as "Hrmz"...
...and when she gets near him,
...used to say "Check if
everything's all right".
Hrmz after examining his body,
used to say...
..."My Pasha the excellence, your bird
doesn't show up today either".
Sister, what a famous matchmaker
you are...
...you know what real a man is.
How can we identify the right man?
A man is a bird to leave you
at the first occasion.
It must be you who will catch him
and hitch on to home.
- How? - You will cherish him,
my child
He runs away if you squeeze too much...
...but if you pat his back,
call him "my hero"...
What does he do? Yes?
Then the chicks scratch around,
c*cks cheer up.
saying "be you divorced"?
You the old guys, you be divorced.
We need new ones.
Hey sister, you are so witty...
Girls, why do you sit down
dressed such indecently...
...there is a man in the room.
No problem, there are no bans
for the groom.
That's right. He looks like a fly
that can bite...
I am sure this guy
will not be able to make it.
He will be cruising in the morning.
Have you heard, Hrmz had a husband
who passed away in the jail.
How could have she get married
again if he hadn't passed away?
Hrmz!
- Yes Safinaz?
among your others?
He is the first after
my deceased husband...
Gossip is something you should do
in one's absence...
But it is a tradition to make
a bride cry, go away.
You the bride, come, let's belly-dance.
Come out with me.
You are not supposed to talk like this...
What are you doing? Are you
going to have me punished?
But they thought I was joking.
I gave your money, I saw how you are.
Aren't we sharing the secret?
Is the price of my matchmaking
only a schilling?
Husband none, home like a barn.
Perfect fit!
You were supposed to take me
to this mansion?
If I hadn't introduced you the codger
called "Fettah Pasha"...
...how would have you owned
this mansion?
But what I get is only a widow's
pension of a few cents.
Let the master take over the job,
child.
Look at the husbands I found;
one Pasha, one Captain!
And yours?
Sorry but you fall in love
with basin in the baths...
...and with clarinet in the
wedding ceremony!
Hey come on, what number
husband is this man? Count please.
but he passed away, so not included.
Barber Hasan, one;
night man Memo, two...
And you host those slovens
in the mansion, right?
When do all those men visit you?
Don't worry, all of them don't show
up at the same time of course.
Each one has a different day.
On Tuesdays, may barber expects me
at his own home.
He thinks I'm a housemaid
in the mansion.
Wednesdays belong to the
night man Memo...
...he comes here and sleeps
like a log till the morning.
Thursday is the day of my
Sergeant Memed Ali living abroad...
Isn't he dead?
He's in the war, but he is alive,
I receive his letters.
Cotton-fluffer Rstem in Lleburgaz,
takes Fridays.
Saturdays taken by Rocket mer...
...he's in the jail because of
fighting around.
It's good he's in the jail, I can relax.
And the sixth, if god allows,
Captain Hzr!
I plan to allocate him the Sundays...
- Oh my god!
My husbands, my husbands, my husbands...
How can you keep all those
secrets on your own?
OK, this room is yours.
- Hey God!
But now we share the secrets.
- Thank god.
Let's go inside and celebrate this.
- Yes!
Maybe we can match make
Gnter Pasha for me, the yellow head.
What?
I am not informed about
the village lately.
I got horny too, for your info.
Come.
Girls!
# You place your boat down
to the arms of the sea #
# Oh sea, Black sea,
takes you in his arms, #
# You sail shore by shore, #
# You release the fish net
down to the water, #
# Boat starts sailing backwards #
# Comes the fish right to the fishnet, #
# Flows the water straight to the rocks #
# Welcome you, the generous sea,
welcome. #
# Oh sea, shivers the water of
Black sea. #
# This girl is sometimes calm but
sometimes get wavy. #
# I am drunk with the love of the sea, #
# Sail my Dragon, this girl's staying
here. #
# I'm looking at Hzr behind the boat, #
# Hzr the Sea Dragon, sea got misty. #
# Oh sea, shivers the water of
Black sea. #
# This girl is sometimes calm but
sometimes get wavy. #
Release my bird, here came the releaser.
Releaser...
Let my heart, my bird fly
away and land someday,
Time of death comes and finds you.
Let yourself taken into hands someday.
Release my bird, here came the releaser
Could we set a bird free
for the sake of my father?
Let's do. How much?
Somebody's money,
somebody's prayers lady...
Set this poor one free from the jail.
May God bless you.
May God accept.
Freedom, this is your day, move on...
May god forgive...
God bless you
God bless you too, bye.
Keep working!
Good night!
See the judge!
You blackguard, don't run away...
What's the matter, why did that
crazy bird-man run away?
He catches birds using birdlimes...
...then sets them free on pay,
that's his job.
Our religion doesn't approve
something like that.
He knows what will happen to him.
I applied him a twenty-stick beating.
From now on I will make it fifty-stick.
Sixty.
Seventy.
Eighty.
Ninety.
One hundred.
A Hundred, one hundred.
Look at the cuckold,
he's rigorously staring around...
he's going after.
Even if forty sluts come together...
such a blackguard.
He can't get satisfied.
We can at least get the women
he left behind, if god wills, Amen.
My grand judge,
finally I could find you.
Night guard Memo, what's this hurry?
Just a moment ago,
a lieutenant informed us.
What is the matter?
Rebellion! Rebellion in
Sultanahmet prison.
as well, to go to Beyazt.
Move, Hsrev is at home.
Codger...
What about your wives?
Tell me even if it's a lie, I like it.
What's going on my boy,
you'll break the door!
Rebellion in the prison!
Really? What's going on?
Rebellion, I am sure many people
are wounded,
The infirmary of firemen bastion
in Beyazt...
...is filled with wounded people,
they call all the doctors.
Naturally, they expect you as well.
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