21

"Winner, winner, chicken dinner."

Those words had been dancing

around my head all night.

I mean, it's Vegas lore, that phrase.

Just ask any of the old-time pit bosses,

they'll know.

It was a Chinese dealer at Binion's

who was first credited with the line.

He would shout it every time

he dealt blackjack.

That was over 40 years ago,

and the words still catch.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. There it is!

"Winner, winner, chicken dinner."

Yeah, try it.

I had heard it at least 14 times that night.

I couldn't lose.

First of all, what I was doing wasn't illegal.

There were certain institutions and people

that frowned upon it,

but it's legal.

And not everyone can do it.

Just those with gifted minds.

I have a gifted mind.

That's what got me into all this mess.

I was counting cards

and I was up over $640,000.

All right!

I'm just gonna have to split those tens.

- Splitting tens.

- Splitting tens again.

Well, that's all right.

I've been winning and losing for years.

We used hand signals, too.

Folded arms, the table's hot.

A touch to the eye, we need to talk.

And a hand running through

perfect flowing hair meant only one thing.

Get out. Now.

"Winner, winner, chicken dinner."

Stroke. Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.

Premed.

President, American Legion Math League.

TA to Professors Wilkins and Sanders.

Both of whom are friends of mine,

and who wrote glowing recommendations.

And you're accepted early into school here

at Harvard Med,

pending graduation from MIT.

It's very impressive.

Thank you.

The Robinson Scholarship

is comprehensive, as you know.

It's a free ride.

And free rides don't come easy.

Absolutely.

We have 76 applicants this year,

only one of whom will get the scholarship

and most of whom have rsums

just as impressive as yours.

Right.

Professor Phillips?

Some kids grow up

wanting to play for the Red Sox.

You know, some grow up wanting to be,

I don't know, a fireman.

I grew up... Well, really,

I just wanted to come here to Harvard Med.

And now that I've gotten accepted,

it seems to only come down to the money.

Which I don't really have.

So, what I'm trying to say

is that I really, really need this scholarship.

Did you rehearse that?

Yeah. Like, 14 times in front of the mirror.

Unfortunately,

desire doesn't figure into this much.

The Robinson is going

to go to someone who

dazzles.

Somebody who just jumps off the page.

Oh, well, then, I'm also involved

in a science competition.

We're building a robotic wheel

that can navigate itself

using a proprietary GPS system.

Well, I'm designing the system. So...

Right.

Ben, last year,

the Robinson went to Hyum Jae Wook,

a Korean immigrant who has only one leg.

Well, I have both my legs.

Well, have you considered

cutting one of them off?

That was a joke.

Ben, it's all about the essay.

You need to really explain to us

what makes you special.

What life experience separates you

from all the rest.

Life experience.

What can you tell me, Ben,

that's going to dazzle me?

I'm so sorry I'm late.

- Where is your jacket?

- Oh, I got it. I got it. It's right here.

This is no way for the new

assistant manager to come to work.

Congratulations.

How does $8 an hour sound?

Eight dollars?

Wow! Wow. That's great, Warren.

Thank you. Thank you.

You slept with him, didn't you?

- Yes, I did. Yes, I did.

- Yes, you did.

I'll sleep with him, too,

and I'll get $8 an hour.

So Palmer finishes up his lecture, right?

And I say to him,

"Well, Professor Palmer, you're gonna need

at least 14 capacitance probes

"to get the kind of results

that you're looking for," okay?

So then he says to me, "Miles,

don't you think that's a little excessive?"

And I get up, I swear to God, Ben, I get up

in front of the entire class and I say,

"You can never have

enough capacitance probes."

Oh, my God.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Oh, nothing.

I hope nothing. You just got promoted, man.

You should be happy.

I just gotta write this essay for the

Robinson Scholarship, and I have nothing.

And the reason that I have nothing

is'cause, well, I've done nothing.

- Oh, give me a break, Ben.

- What?

You have everything.

You blow me out of the water,

and I'm a cerebral stud. Is that nothing?

Yeah, well, it doesn't dazzle.

Hey. It dazzles me, mister.

You know, ever since I was 16,

I crushed exams.

I took on extracurriculars.

I showed up early.

I even sat up at the front and I stayed late.

Man, I gave up everything.

You know, I gave up fun. I gave up sex.

I don't think you gave up sex.

- Okay. Maybe not sex.

- Yeah, you didn't give up sex.

All right, all right. Not sex, but...

It just annoys me that the one thing

that is stopping me

from going to Harvard Med is money.

You know, tuition fees and living expenses

alone cost over $300,000.

$300,000.

It's outrageous. It's astronomically high.

I get that.

You know, I just thought

there was more to life than just money.

Well, look at the bright side,

I just saved a bunch of money

on my car insurance.

Thank you.

- Happy birthday, honey.

- Thanks, Mom.

Thank you, love. Kisses.

Make a wish.

- Make a wish.

- Okay.

Bravo.

Congratulations, Benjamin.

Did you know Miles did the frosting on that?

You see that?

It took me five minutes

to figure out it was a Fibonacci series...

Where the next number is 21.

Now you're slipping, Cam.

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