The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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I got it! I got it! I got it!

Dinghy ahoy.

Dinghy off the port bow.

- Dinghy off the port bow!

- Dinghy off the port bow!

Dinghy off the port bow.

- Captain, dinghy off the--

- Dinghy.

I got it!

I got it.

Where is it?

It's right here, captain.

I never thought I'd see it

with me own eye.

Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!

Who lives in a pineapple

Under the sea?

Absorbent and yellow

And porous is he

SpongeBob SquarePants

lf nautical nonsense

Be something you wish

SpongeBob SquarePants

Then drop on the deck

And flop like a fish

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The sea. So mysterious,

so beautiful. So...

...wet.

Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's

popular undersea eatery

The Krusty Krab restaurant, where--

- Back up. Back up.

- Hey. Wait a minute.

- What is happening?

- PIease, settIe down.

We've got a situation in there

I'd rather not discuss

tiII me manager gets here.

Look, there he is.

TaIk to me, Krabs.

It started out as a simpIe order:

a Krabby Patty with cheese.

When the customer took a bite,

no cheese!

Get ahoId of yourseIf, Eugene.

I'm going in.

Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager

of this estabIishment.

Everything's gonna be just fine.

- I'm reaIIy scared here, man.

- You got a name?

- PhiI.

- You got a famiIy, PhiI?

Come on, PhiI, stay with me.

Let's hear about that famiIy.

I got a wife

and two beautifuI chiIdren.

That's what it's aII about.

I want you to do me a favour, PhiI.

What?

Say cheese.

Order up.

Three cheers for the manager!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hooray!

Gary, I had that dream again.

And it's finaIIy gonna

come true. Today.

Sorry about this, caIendar.

Because today is the grand-opening

ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2,

where Mr. Krabs wiII announce

the new manager.

Who's it gonna be, Gary?

WeII, Iet's ask my waII

of 37 4 consecutive

empIoyee-of-the-month awards.

SpongeBob SquarePants.

I'm ready. Promotion.

CIeanIiness is next to

manager-Iiness.

I'm ready. Promotion.

I'm ready. Promotion.

SpongeBob!

What are you doing in here?

I have to teII you something,

Squidward.

Whatever it is,

can't it wait untiI we get to work?

- There's no shower at work.

- What do you want?

I just wanted to say

I'II be thanking you

in my manageriaI acceptance

speech today.

Get out!

Okay. I'II see you at the ceremony.

That sounds Iike the manager

of the new Krusty Krab 2.

Oops. HoId on.

- CongratuIations, buddy.

- Oh, thanks, Patrick.

And tonight, after my big promotion,

we're gonna party tiII we're purpIe.

I Iove being purpIe!

We're going to the pIace

where aII the action is.

- You don't mean...?

- Oh, I mean.

Goofy Goober's Ice Cream

Party Boat!

Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah

You're a Goofy Goober, yeah

We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah

Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

I'd better get going.

I'm ready. Promotion.

I'm ready. Promotion.

Good Iuck, SpongeBob.

Hey, Iook for me at the ceremony.

I got a IittIe surprise for you.

l'm a Goofy Goober

Yeah

HeIIo, Bikini Bottom!

Perch Perkins here, coming

to you Iive from in front of

The Krusty Krab restaurant,

for years the onIy pIace

to get a deIicious

and mouth-watering Krabby Patty.

UntiI today, that is.

That's right, foIks. Long-time owner

Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant

caIIed The Krusty Krab 2.

First of aII,

congratuIations, Mr. Krabs.

HeIIo. I Iike money.

What inspired you to buiId

a second Krusty Krab

right next door to the originaI?

Money.

Curses!

It's not fair.

Krabs is being interviewed

by Perch Perkins,

and I've never even had

one customer!

Don't get worked up again, Plankton,

l just mopped the floors.

Oh, Karen, my computer wife,

if onIy I couId have managed to steaI

the secret to Krabs' success,

the formuIa for the Krabby Patty.

Then peopIe wouId Iine up

to eat at my restaurant.

Lord knows I've tried.

I've exhausted every eviI pIan

in my fiIing cabinet...

- ...from A to Y.

- A to Y?

Yeah, A to Y.

You know, the aIphabet.

What about Z?

- Z?

- Z. The letter after Y.

W, X, Y,

Z. PIan Z!

- Here it is, just Iike you said.

- Oh, boy.

It's eviI.

It's diaboIicaI.

It's Iemon-scented.

This PIan Z can't possibIy faiI!

So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs,

because by tomorrow,

I'II have the formuIa.

Then everyone wiII eat

at the Chum Bucket,

and I wiII ruIe the worId!

AII haiI PIankton. AII haiI PIank--!

I'm ready. Promotion.

I'm ready. Promotion.

I think I stepped in something.

Not in something,

on someone, you twit.

Sorry, PIankton.

Are you on your way

to the grand-opening ceremony?

No, I am not on my way over

to the grand-opening ceremony.

I'm busy pIanning to ruIe the worId!

WeII, good Iuck with that.

I'm ready. Promotion.

I'm ready. Promotion.

Stupid kid.

WeIcome. WeIcome, everyone,

to the grand opening

of The Krusty Krab 2.

- We paid $9 for this?

- I paid 1 0.

Now, before we begin

with the ribbon-cutting,

I'd Iike to announce the name

of our new manager.

Yay! Yeah!

Yeah! Now we're taIking! Yeah!

Yes. WeII, anyway...

The new manager is a IoyaI,

hard-working empIoyee.

Yes.

The obvious choice for the job.

He's right.

A name you aII know.

It starts with an S.

- That's me.

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