1666 AKA Knock Knock 2


Jordan is asleep

But I'm bored, so let's wake her up

and see what happens.

- Hey.

- Mmm

Jordan? Jordan?


- What?

- Good morning

- Good morning.

- Good morning!


- What?

- C'mere. Give Daddy a kiss

- Seriously?!

- Give Daddy--

What? Give Daddy a kiss

It's not even on.

Give Daddy a kiss

Then why is it in the bedroom?

Um, you know, it's just--

- Just to add effect?

- Yeah, exactly.

- Hmm-mm.

- Give me a kiss

- You in the mood?

- No, I'm not in the mood

Yeah, I'm really in the mood now,

now that you've woken me up.


Hey hey

- C'mon.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah.

- Are you for reals right now?


The people need to know


- Give me a kiss

- I don't want to.

You'll want to in, like, a second

No, I won't!

You have bad breath.

And do I? I do

Last-- oh God

Last chance

- So your hand doesn't work?

- Oh wow.

That's-- okay, well

Tomorrow is another day


Um... ahem.

I've been thinking about this

a long time and...

I don't know.

I'm pretty sure that this is--

but I'm just--

I'm really nervous today

I think--

I think it's gonna go well

Um, this video's for you,

Mom, Dad.

Mark, Karen,

it's your daughter

Lovely lovely lady and I just--

This moment's going

to change my life, so..

Yeah, let's do it

- We did it

- Cool.

And-- I don't know--

I was really nervous,

- and I was really--

- I made a believer out of him

I don't know, I--

I can't wait

It might sound corny, whatever,

but it-- it's true

It's like...

it's a decision that

you make and it's one

that makes me really happy

So, Mom, Dad,

I didn't tell you guys about this,

I didn't tell anyone about this,

- and-- did you have any idea?

- No.

- Yeah, I didn't think--

- Surprise! Ba-bam.

But you know what?

We're young.

- We're in love

- In love.

And I don't see any reason not to,

so this is the woman I'm gonna spend

the rest of my life with.

Show 'em the ring

One more time.

What the f***?



Oh f***


F***ing Christ, dude

- Oh ohh.

- Oh, f***

What up?

why are you laying down?

- Oh, f***.

- What happened?

- What's happened to you, man?

- Jesus Christ.

You're a--

you're an a**hole, dude

You're a f***ing a**hole

- Oh my God.

- You don't mean that

You don't mean that.

How are you feeling?

I-- I'm-- I'm shvitzing.

- I'm-- oh my God

- Want a beer?

- Yes.

- You probably want one

I probably want one.

You probably want one?

Here you go

- why, dude?

- Huh?

- Why?

- Because it's funny

You can't f***ing knock

like a normal person?

How's, um, how's married

life treating you?

How's the married--

not married yet.

- Yeah well.

- The engaged life

Oh yeah. It's on the way

it's not bad, dude.

It's the same sh*t, other than--

you know. I guess there's a--



The no-- the no--

it's been kicking in

It's been three weeks now,

not even a nipple.


It's okay. I still remember--

I have the image in my head

- for days when we used to--

- For sure. Yeah well, that's good

- Well, cheers to memories

- Cheers to those days.

And here she is. Jordan!

Speak of the devil. Jordalini.

- Jordan!

- Oh hey, did Jordan and Steph

tell you what they were planning?


No, she just told me that

they're f***ing planning.

She didn't talk to you

about it either?

No, she didn't tell me sh*t

They told me

they're planning something

It's gonna be a huge huge surprise

when they walk in.

I keep thinking we should

have just downplayed it,

because I don't want to be let down

when it's the worst plan ever.

It's gonna be like a movie

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