1666 AKA Knock Knock 2


Jordan is asleep

But I'm bored, so let's wake her up

and see what happens.

- Hey.

- Mmm

Jordan? Jordan?


- What?

- Good morning

- Good morning.

- Good morning!


- What?

- C'mere. Give Daddy a kiss

- Seriously?!

- Give Daddy--

What? Give Daddy a kiss

It's not even on.

Give Daddy a kiss

Then why is it in the bedroom?

Um, you know, it's just--

- Just to add effect?

- Yeah, exactly.

- Hmm-mm.

- Give me a kiss

- You in the mood?

- No, I'm not in the mood

Yeah, I'm really in the mood now,

now that you've woken me up.


Hey hey

- C'mon.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah.

- Are you for reals right now?


The people need to know


- Give me a kiss

- I don't want to.

You'll want to in, like, a second

No, I won't!

You have bad breath.

And do I? I do

Last-- oh God

Last chance

- So your hand doesn't work?

- Oh wow.

That's-- okay, well

Tomorrow is another day


Um... ahem.

I've been thinking about this

a long time and...

I don't know.

I'm pretty sure that this is--

but I'm just--

I'm really nervous today

I think--

I think it's gonna go well

Um, this video's for you,

Mom, Dad.

Mark, Karen,

it's your daughter

Lovely lovely lady and I just--

This moment's going

to change my life, so..

Yeah, let's do it

- We did it

- Cool.

And-- I don't know--

I was really nervous,

- and I was really--

- I made a believer out of him

I don't know, I--

I can't wait

It might sound corny, whatever,

but it-- it's true

It's like...

it's a decision that

you make and it's one

that makes me really happy

So, Mom, Dad,

I didn't tell you guys about this,

I didn't tell anyone about this,

- and-- did you have any idea?

- No.

- Yeah, I didn't think--

- Surprise! Ba-bam.

But you know what?

We're young.

- We're in love

- In love.

And I don't see any reason not to,

so this is the woman I'm gonna spend

the rest of my life with.

Show 'em the ring

One more time.

What the f*ck?



Oh f*ck


Fucking Christ, dude

- Oh ohh.

- Oh, f*ck

What up?

why are you laying down?

- Oh, f*ck.

- What happened?

- What's happened to you, man?

- Jesus Christ.

You're a--

you're an asshole, dude

You're a fucking asshole

- Oh my God.

- You don't mean that

You don't mean that.

How are you feeling?

I-- I'm-- I'm shvitzing.

- I'm-- oh my God

- Want a beer?

- Yes.

- You probably want one

I probably want one.

You probably want one?

Here you go

- why, dude?

- Huh?

- Why?

- Because it's funny

You can't fucking knock

like a normal person?

How's, um, how's married

life treating you?

How's the married--

not married yet.

- Yeah well.

- The engaged life

Oh yeah. It's on the way

it's not bad, dude.

It's the same shit, other than--

you know. I guess there's a--



The no-- the no--

it's been kicking in

It's been three weeks now,

not even a nipple.


It's okay. I still remember--

I have the image in my head

- for days when we used to--

- For sure. Yeah well, that's good

- Well, cheers to memories

- Cheers to those days.

And here she is. Jordan!

Speak of the devil. Jordalini.

- Jordan!

- Oh hey, did Jordan and Steph

tell you what they were planning?


No, she just told me that

they're fucking planning.

She didn't talk to you

about it either?

No, she didn't tell me shit

They told me

they're planning something

It's gonna be a huge huge surprise

when they walk in.

I keep thinking we should

have just downplayed it,

because I don't want to be let down

when it's the worst plan ever.

It's gonna be like a movie

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