Prem Ratan Dhan Payo

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"I have got the treasure of love."

"My guru gave me this invaluable gift."

"I accepted it gratefully."

"I have got the treasure of love."

Here you go son of Dashrath...

...take your bow.

Chaubey sir, a humble request...

...kindly give me a new bow.

This breaks when I pull it...

...then I've to stop the play and glue it.

Who told you to pull it like Lord Rama?

Adjust!

Help boss!

These shoes are tight!

The nails hurt!

Instead of laughing in

the scene they make me cry!

The actor who {flayed Raven before you...

...had a smaller shoe

size. So what can I do?

Inflation is on a rise.

If I had bought new shoes for you

I couldn't have afforded food...

and we would've had to

eat your shoes for dinner.

You also adjust!

Once Prem Dilwala...

...finds out about all this...

...he will "adjust" boss!

We'll begin our play...

...with the scene where...

...Sita is picking flowers in the garden!

Let's have some rocking songs!

Brother..

Glory to Lord Rama!

Glory to Lord Hanuman!

Glory to all the saints!

Glory to all the devotees!

Glory to Lord Rama!

Some use their hands well...

...while some use their feet.

But I use both well!

Where are you going?

Who narrates Rama's story here?

You, Mr. Prem.

Me...

...and what do I do

before I start narrating?

You make a grand entry.

And right before my entry you were

misbehaving, that too with Sita!

Sony my mistake.

Pardon me Lord...

...but if anyone tries to

disrupt your beautiful tale...

...it makes your devotee very angry!

Glory to Lord Hanuman!

"Let there be an uproar

that shocks the neighbor."

"Let us glorify compassion."

"A story of Rama and Sita

and propriety and modesty."

"Teaching the way of love."

"The girl and the guy will both learn."

"The girl and the guy will both learn.."

"..Ram and Sita's unique.."

"..love story."

We next move on to King Janak's court...

...where Lord Rama is sitting with a smile.

Ravan is proudly... staring at the bow!

And then he arrogantly steps forward!

"Silly is the Ruler of

Lanka to stare at women."

"Silly is the Ruler of

Lanka to stare at women."

"Get your dirty mind off Janaki."

"Be ashamed of your deeds."

"Ravan, you better leave this place."

"Why are you angry?"

"Why are you angry?"

"Ram and Sita's unique.."

"..love story."

"Meeting between Sita and Rama

was similar to Radha and Shyam."

"Meeting between Sita and Rama

was similar to Radha and Shyam."

"Love is easy to get."

"Love is easy to get."

"Listen Chotu, Bhappu,

Raju, Gopal, and Gappu..."

"...you too will meet the

princess of your dreams."

"it could be Meena, Rajjo, or Sheela."

"it could be Meena, Rajjo, or Sheela."

"Don't you see it?"

"it's a love story."

Prem Bhaiya (Brother), I still

can't understand why you...

Our town's unrecognized actor...

why are you still talking like a woman?

You're not playing Sita anymore.

You make me so angry!

What is it about Uphaar Foundation...

that once again you're

donating all your earnings to it?

Uphaar Foundation is run by...

...Princess Maithili of Devgarh.

Ma'am, I know that the

Princess is in Delhi these days.

She has a big fashion boutique there.

Very good!

But when is she coming back?

She was here last year...

on Sunday, 20th September at 3:30pm.

She came in her flying chariot. I remember.

I don't know when she's coming here next.

But next week, she's coming to Pritampur!

Pritampur!

It's only a day's journey from here.

The Princess is engaged to Vijay

Singh, the Prince of Pritampur.

And next week is the Prince's coronation...

...she will definitely attend that!

Why don't you meet her there?

She won't meet me.

Of course she will.

And when you do meet her...

...give your donation box to her personally.

She'll be really happy.

Okay-

Why don't you come along

too? For moral support!

I won't go.

I won't...

Who's even asking you?

You're my compulsory companion!

Let's Pritampur...rrrrrrr!

Your Highness, the estate of Pritampur...

...that you'll be inheriting from

the Late King, it's rather expensive.

I've heard it's worth billions.

Should I put it at...

...let me not give it a figure.

It's wow!

How do you feel?

I feel blessed.

Your Prime Minister, Deewan

Saheb, was saying that...

...guests from all over the world

will be attending your coronation.

The entire estate will be decorated...

...and you'll be crowned with pomp and show.

By the way, in today's times...

..."silly" is not the word,

but... I do find it funny.

What do you say?

You think traditions are funny?

No, I...

Is this clown here to waste my time?

Sir.

Excuse me!

Following our traditions...

...is more important to

me than being the King.

Next

So on that day we'll see

you in royal attire...

...armed with the royal sword, riding

an elephant amongst an army of horses?

Yes.

That day no one in

Pritampur will need to cook.

Every resident...

...Every resident will be a royal guest.

We'll decorate this palace like a bride.

There'll be fireworks.

Everyone will be chanting one thing...

"Glory to King Vijay Singh!"

Not Vijay Singh..."Glory to Pritampur!"

Get my fencing gear ready for tomorrow.

That was close Ajay. Very good!

Ow, Bhaisaheb (Elder Brother)...

- Bhaisaheb wins!

Happy Holi!

You rascal...

Bhaisaheb...no!

Well done Princes!

No!

Yes.

No, no...no is good, sir. No is fine.

You guys were brilliant.

Yes!

Thank God sir...

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