13\13\13
Come play dollhouse with us
Daddy.
You want a beer.
Dude it's morning.
So where was I?
The dog killed the neighbor's
rabbit.
Yeah! This dog killed my
neighbor's rabbit!
So I'm panicking for a second,
what do I do? What do I do?
And my girl said, get this, we
can cover this up. Don't worry.
So, it's just one of those
generic white rabbits
So I hop in the car and go to the
nearest pet shop, I get a replacement
I bring it back and put it in it's cage
like they are gonna be none the wiser.
A couple of days later Mr. & Mrs. show
up and I hear this blood curdling scream
Coming from my neighbor's house
like somebody is being murdered
or something, so I go over there
and there the lady is.
Pointing to the rabbit cage and
sobbing like
So I go over there. I go to the
husband and I'm like
Hey what's wrong with her?
And he says get this, the rabbit
died before they went on vacation.
They buried it and everything
but yet here it is
back in it's rabbit cage.
No way!
Is that the craziest sh*t you've
ever heard?
Yeah it was even crazier the
first time I heard it.
On Oprah.
[Chuckle
Oprah is telling my story?
Hey, which one of you guys
messing with my watch?
What are you talking about?
One of you set it to army time
at the wrong time.
No one is messing with your
watch, Sleeping Beauty.
Dude, it's not 13:13.
Jack. Jack, no one touched you
damn watch.
change it back.
Alright. Alright. Alright.
Whatever.
Come on boys let's get a move
on.
Packed.
Come on Jack.
Hey Jack what are you doing?
Sorry man it's this nightmare.
can't sleep.
Jack you're a cop buddy. No
nightmare can scare you.
Whatever man.
Come on man, You and I saw much
worse that on the force together.
I know you did killer.
Shut up man let's go.
Let's get a move on.
Jack.
I'm really glad we all got to go
on this trip.
It's been a while.
Yeah man.
Just going through this divorce
you know.
It's not the easiest of things.
Especially when there's a kid
involved.
As a matter a fact we have to go
my old place.
Get Kendra. Marcy is living
there now.
You let her have custody and the
house.
Yeah why?
Yeah, before you guys split up Marcy would
never let you hang out with your boys.
And why is that?
Funny.
How old is Kendra now?
She's 12.
She's the sweetest little girl.
Takes after her mom.
Man put the radio on.
Sure thing, go for it DJ.
what?
Guy would you all stop messing
with all the clocks.
What do you mean?
Keep setting it to this weird
time again.
That says 13:
13 Brotha. So what.I don't know just odd I guess.
Same time that was on my watch
at the campsite.
Yeah, I guess that's a little
weird.
It's the law of attraction.
Road kill look out!
Good call.
2 points.
Hey baby girl.
What's in your hand?
Nothing.
No?
Is mom in the house?
mmhhmm.
Hey Kendra.
Kendra.
Hey Kendra.
Any of you guys want anything?
Yeah I want a brew.
- You want one to?
- Yep
Right here.
Marcy you want anything?
dinner.
Marcy?
Just give me one second.
Just won't come off.
It won't come off.
It won't come off.
I won't come off.
She's a bit of a workaholic.
You guys want to grab dinner
after this. I'm taking Kendra.
F*** yeah we will.
Come on Quentin. We have a long
ahead of us back home.
Hey lighten up Joe.
Man.
- I'm sorry let me clean it up.
- Don't worry about it, I'll get a paper towel.
Marcy where's the paper towels?
It won't come off.
Marcy what are you saying?
It won't come off.
Marcy.
What won't come off?
Ok listen, leave the dishes
alone. I told you I'd do them.
Ok it's not that serious.
It won't come off.
- What the! OH MY GOD! What are you doing?
- It won't come off.
Stop!
Marcy why would you do this!
Paging Nurse Latt to the 5th
floor Nursing Station.
Hey excuse me. I'm not sure if this is
the right place I'm here to see some body.
Sir, the hospital is extremely
busy right now.
We'll let you see your brother
as soon as things have calm down.
And we know that he's stable.
Well f*** you very much.
It won't come off.
It won't come off.
Sir! You're going to have to
wait here.
This is my wife.
I understand sir, but you're
going to have to wait.
Someone is going to come and get
you in a moment.
Doctor Hardman please report to-
You don't understand ok.
I need to see my brother
alright?
His name is Jessie Cohn. My name
is Alex Cohn.
What room is he in, alright.
Sir, this hospital is extremely
busy today. Alright, we will
let you see your brother as soon
as everything calms down.
- I don't care if he's stable or not! I need to know what room!
- Sir you need to calm down!
Get him out of here. Get him
out of here. Get him out of here.
Get your hands off me. Get the
f*** off me motherf***er.
Doctor Hardman, please report to
trauma C. Doctor Hardman-
Room 13. She heavily sedated.
Ok. Wait what?
She's in room 13.
Your wife.
Don't you think it's bad luck to
have a room 13 in a hospital?
Look buddy, I've had enough
bullshit for one day ok.
Go see your god damn wife.
She's in room f***ing 13. Do or
don't. I don't care.
Just get the f*** out of my
face.
Help me.
It's like the 13th guy I've lost
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