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Come play dollhouse with us

Daddy.

Hey there sleepy head.

You want a beer.

Dude it's morning.

Look alive sleeping beauty.

So where was I?

The dog killed the neighbor's

rabbit.

Yeah! This dog killed my

neighbor's rabbit!

So I'm panicking for a second,

what do I do? What do I do?

And my girl said, get this, we

can cover this up. Don't worry.

So, it's just one of those

generic white rabbits

So I hop in the car and go to the

nearest pet shop, I get a replacement

I bring it back and put it in it's cage

like they are gonna be none the wiser.

A couple of days later Mr. & Mrs. show

up and I hear this blood curdling scream

Coming from my neighbor's house

like somebody is being murdered

or something, so I go over there

and there the lady is.

Pointing to the rabbit cage and

sobbing like

So I go over there. I go to the

husband and I'm like

Hey what's wrong with her?

And he says get this, the rabbit

died before they went on vacation.

They buried it and everything

but yet here it is

back in it's rabbit cage.

No way!

Is that the craziest shit you've

ever heard?

Yeah it was even crazier the

first time I heard it.

On Oprah.

[Chuckle

Oprah is telling my story?

It's an urban legend dumbass.

Hey, which one of you guys

messing with my watch?

What are you talking about?

One of you set it to army time

at the wrong time.

No one is messing with your

watch, Sleeping Beauty.

Dude, it's not 13:13.

Jack. Jack, no one touched you

damn watch.

It doesn't matter anyway just

change it back.

Alright. Alright. Alright.

Whatever.

Come on boys let's get a move

on.

Packed.

Come on Jack.

Hey Jack what are you doing?

Sorry man it's this nightmare.

It keeps messing with me. I

can't sleep.

Jack you're a cop buddy. No

nightmare can scare you.

Whatever man.

Come on man, You and I saw much

worse that on the force together.

I know you did killer.

Shut up man let's go.

Let's get a move on.

Jack.

I'm really glad we all got to go

on this trip.

It's been a while.

Yeah man.

Just going through this divorce

you know.

It's not the easiest of things.

Especially when there's a kid

involved.

As a matter a fact we have to go

my old place.

Get Kendra. Marcy is living

there now.

You let her have custody and the

house.

Yeah why?

Yeah, before you guys split up Marcy would

never let you hang out with your boys.

And why is that?

Funny.

How old is Kendra now?

She's 12.

She's the sweetest little girl.

Takes after her mom.

Man put the radio on.

Sure thing, go for it DJ.

Your gonna play some tunes or

what?

Guy would you all stop messing

with all the clocks.

What do you mean?

Keep setting it to this weird

time again.

That says 13:
13 Brotha. So what.

I don't know just odd I guess.

Same time that was on my watch

at the campsite.

Yeah, I guess that's a little

weird.

It's the law of attraction.

Road kill look out!

Good call.

2 points.

Hey baby girl.

What's in your hand?

Nothing.

No?

Is mom in the house?

mmhhmm.

Hey Kendra.

Kendra.

Hey Kendra.

Any of you guys want anything?

Yeah I want a brew.

- You want one to?

- Yep

Right here.

Marcy you want anything?

Marcy I'm taking Kendra to

dinner.

Marcy?

Just give me one second.

I've just gotta finish this.

Just won't come off.

It won't come off.

It won't come off.

I won't come off.

She's a bit of a workaholic.

You guys want to grab dinner

after this. I'm taking Kendra.

F*ck yeah we will.

Come on Quentin. We have a long

ahead of us back home.

Hey lighten up Joe.

Man.

- I'm sorry let me clean it up.

- Don't worry about it, I'll get a paper towel.

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