
13\13\13
Come play dollhouse with us
Daddy.
You want a beer.
Dude it's morning.
So where was I?
The dog killed the neighbor's
rabbit.
Yeah! This dog killed my
neighbor's rabbit!
So I'm panicking for a second,
what do I do? What do I do?
And my girl said, get this, we
can cover this up. Don't worry.
So, it's just one of those
generic white rabbits
So I hop in the car and go to the
nearest pet shop, I get a replacement
I bring it back and put it in it's cage
like they are gonna be none the wiser.
A couple of days later Mr. & Mrs. show
up and I hear this blood curdling scream
Coming from my neighbor's house
like somebody is being murdered
or something, so I go over there
and there the lady is.
Pointing to the rabbit cage and
sobbing like
So I go over there. I go to the
husband and I'm like
Hey what's wrong with her?
And he says get this, the rabbit
died before they went on vacation.
They buried it and everything
but yet here it is
back in it's rabbit cage.
No way!
Is that the craziest shit you've
ever heard?
Yeah it was even crazier the
first time I heard it.
On Oprah.
[Chuckle
Oprah is telling my story?
Hey, which one of you guys
messing with my watch?
What are you talking about?
One of you set it to army time
at the wrong time.
No one is messing with your
watch, Sleeping Beauty.
Dude, it's not 13:13.
Jack. Jack, no one touched you
damn watch.
change it back.
Alright. Alright. Alright.
Whatever.
Come on boys let's get a move
on.
Packed.
Come on Jack.
Hey Jack what are you doing?
Sorry man it's this nightmare.
can't sleep.
Jack you're a cop buddy. No
nightmare can scare you.
Whatever man.
Come on man, You and I saw much
worse that on the force together.
I know you did killer.
Shut up man let's go.
Let's get a move on.
Jack.
I'm really glad we all got to go
on this trip.
It's been a while.
Yeah man.
Just going through this divorce
you know.
It's not the easiest of things.
Especially when there's a kid
involved.
As a matter a fact we have to go
my old place.
Get Kendra. Marcy is living
there now.
You let her have custody and the
house.
Yeah why?
Yeah, before you guys split up Marcy would
never let you hang out with your boys.
And why is that?
Funny.
How old is Kendra now?
She's 12.
She's the sweetest little girl.
Takes after her mom.
Man put the radio on.
Sure thing, go for it DJ.
what?
Guy would you all stop messing
with all the clocks.
What do you mean?
Keep setting it to this weird
time again.
That says 13:
13 Brotha. So what.I don't know just odd I guess.
Same time that was on my watch
at the campsite.
Yeah, I guess that's a little
weird.
It's the law of attraction.
Road kill look out!
Good call.
2 points.
Hey baby girl.
What's in your hand?
Nothing.
No?
Is mom in the house?
mmhhmm.
Hey Kendra.
Kendra.
Hey Kendra.
Any of you guys want anything?
Yeah I want a brew.
- You want one to?
- Yep
Right here.
Marcy you want anything?
dinner.
Marcy?
Just give me one second.
Just won't come off.
It won't come off.
It won't come off.
I won't come off.
She's a bit of a workaholic.
You guys want to grab dinner
after this. I'm taking Kendra.
F*ck yeah we will.
Come on Quentin. We have a long
ahead of us back home.
Hey lighten up Joe.
Man.
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