Killers

Killers R5

(over intercom) This is your captain speaking

Flight time to Nice will be seven hours thirty minutes

Our flight attendants will be coming by

To provide you with complimentary beverages.

Excuse me

Hello?

Excuse me

Hey there!

Mom!

Do you mind?

Emergency exit's 13D sweetie.

Great, got it, thanks Dad

Excuse me

Bonjour

Three chardonnay's please

-No, nothing for me.

I always remain alert in flight.

-Me neither thank you

Just the three then.

I am so proud of you sweetie.

A lot of women who just got dumped

Would have backed out of this vacation but not you

-Thanks Dad, but I didn't get dumped

It wasn't quite like that it...

-(Mother) it was mutual

Yes, they agreed to part ways

When he dumped her

I thought it was because he needed space?

-(Mother) No he just didn't find her spontaneous enough

Too safe?

Predictable.

I am sitting right here.

-I can hear you

He tried to get you to go

Bungie jump but you wouldn't do it

I have a thing about heights and a rule about

vomiting in public. I think that's perfectly reasonable

Too many rules dear.

There's nothing wrong with being cautious sweetie,

-Safety is sexy

The first time your mother and I made love we managed to

keep our seatbelts on the entire time. It wasn't easy

OK Dad!

What did I just say

About vomiting in public?

Change seats

And the emergency exit is...?

-13D trust me, I know where it is.

About to throw myself out of it.

I've got a visual on him now

Target confirmed

I know the drill

trois minute

(over phone) You have until five pm

to deliver the package

-Then the boss wants you to close the account

Yeah, yeah, I will have his final bill

ready to go

You have my wife and I on the second floor

- And my daughter on the third

When I specifically booked

adjacent rooms.

I assure you your room is lovely Mr....

Lovely and adjacent are not the same thing

She's a single woman

Always alone

Recently single.

- I am not always alone.

Dad, the room is fine can you just...

Do you know how many push in robberies

happen in hotels sweetie

Third floor.

-We'd like an ocean view.

Always the same things with the rooms.

Let Daddy do his thing.

The little Frenchman will cave

He's a weasel face like "you know who"

Richard, I'm talking about Richard.

I know Mother.

We're not discussing him anymore

- Remember?

Right, right

He's dead to us.

- Yes!

So it never bothered you that he

had kind of a womanly butt?

What?

No he did not!

Forget I said anything

(clerk speaking in French)

- I do not speak French

(clerk) Excuse me.

- we have resolved the problem

I'm gonna go check on my room

You and Dad figure this out.

You want a Maalox for the road?

Wouldn't it be easier just to humour me?

"bonjour"

- "bonjour"

Descente?

(speaking French)

(speaking French)

(speaking French)

I don't speak French.

Yeah, no I got it the first time

Why were you pretending back there?

I don't know?

Why did you follow me?

I was already going to the beach

- Remember?

Yeah, well I could be going swimming too

Are you?

No.

I'm just going to go marinate

- in shame

I'm Spencer, by the way

It's nice to meet you Spencer.

Do you have a name?

Jen, Jennifer, sometimes Jenny no its...

Jen. It's just Jen

I'm gonna go uh... swimming.

Before it gets dark.

Yes, of course.

Muscles like that take some upkeep.

Do you wanna get a drink with me tonight?

Yeah, yeah sure. I don't have anything better to do.

So why not?

Great.

I'll see you at "Stella Maurice" at sunset.

Oh no...

No cute dress?

I didn't pack a single cute dress?

Oh God

I don't think I have all my socks

- Gotta find a dress

Thanks

We knocked on your door several times.

I can't believe you're missing this

I know Dad, I'm sorry. It's just...

You know, my stomach.

It's going crazy.

We'll come back right away

With saltines and ginger ale.

No! Stay put

I'm fine.

Don't be a hero sweetie

Dad trust me, you don't want to be a part of this

Uh... wait

Darling?

At least you'll look thin on the beach.

Are you sure you're going to be all right?

Yes!

You and Mom go.

Have fun without me.

You're going to find the perfect guy.

Someone who's good and decent and kind.

Who doesn't have a dishonest bone in his body.

Oh God!

You picked a perfect table

(laughs nervously)

(server speaking French)

I had to atone for being late

- ooh. Too bad I hate champagne

Really? I'm sorry please no...

- I was joking...

It was a joke

(in robot voice) That was a joke.

(in robot voice) I am a dating robot

Sent here to observe your ways.

You just pulled a robot voice.

All right, don't worry. There's a certain segment of the

population that goes over big for that sort of thing.

Yeah...

Nerds

They're my bread and butter

Yeah?

How's that working out for you?

Oh God!

Oh Sh*t!

How about you?

I don't know

Are you all right?

Hi!

Are you on the lamb?

You see that guy over by the menus?

Freakishly tall, excellent mustache.

Ok

-No, I do need to sit down somewhere

That is a gorgeous mustache

Well he umm...

He's a Russian diplomat

Also kind of a pervert

Sat next to him on the plane...

Got a little grabby.

Really? wait, wait, wait...

Women don't like grabby?

I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O.

I also heard him in the hotel trying to get the

room next to mine. It was just kind of weird.

I hope you switched rooms

Oh no, no

I like to live on the edge.

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