iCarly

Scene One

Begins in a school classroom with an arm wrestling match

Carly:

Alright, here we go!

Cheering

Sam:

Ok Benson, let’s do this thing.

Freddie:

Just a sec

Rolls up sleeves to show muscles, puts arms above head to stretch arms and neck

Oohing and ahhing

Sam:

I’m getting (singing) booored

Carly:

Sit down boy... Ok, you ready?

Freddie:

Ready

Carly:

You ready?

Sam:

Call it.

Carly:

Aaand go!

Sam wins

Freddie:

How long?

Carly:

3.2 seconds

Freddie:

Yeah! That’s the longest it’s ever taken you to beat me! Whoo!

Flexes muscles

Sam:

(Sarcastically) Congratulations

Gibby:

Dude (reaches out to fist bump)

Freddie:

Hey Brad

Brad:

Hey man

All:

Hey Brad/ Hows it going?/ Good to see ya

Brad:

Sup guys

Carly:

So, how ya likein’ Ridgeway?

Brad:

Good, pretty cool so far

Sam:

Nice, nice

Carly:

Awesome

Brad:

So ah, how are things working out with Cort on iCarly?

Carly:

Oh (looks at Freddie who gives her a ha ha look) we ahh, had to fire Cort.

Sam:

Yeah

Brad:

Why, What happened?

Carly:

Oh, he just turned out to be...

Sam:

Not the best

Freddie:

He was dangerously stupid.

Sam/Carly:

Say words of agreement

Brad:

Well hey, if you’re still looking for some help with iCarly I’d be happy to-

Carly:

You still want to be our intern?

Sam:

Really?

Brad:

I’d love it

Carly:

Awesome

Sam:

Done

Freddie:

You’re in

Sam:

And you still make fudge right?

Brad:

Ooh yeah! I love making fudge for people. In fact, fudge.

All:

Sounds of happiness and fudge getting

Sam:

Oh, you got to make a load of this stuff for the lock-in.

Freddie:

Big load

Carly:

Oh yeah

Brad:

What’s a lock-in?

Carly:

Oh, every year at Ridgeway they have this thing where the students spend a whole Saturday night in school and we all finish our semester projects.

Freddie:

Everyone pulls an all nighter.

Brad:

Sounds cool

Carly:

Yeah it’s kinda fun.

Gibby:

Yeah it’s fun unless you happen to fall asleep and SAM DRAWS SOMETHING ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

Brad:

What did she draw on your forehead?

Gibby:

You don’t need to know. (Brad nods)

Sam:

Would you forget about that already?

Gibby:

I CAN’T. YOU TOOK PICTURES THAT’LL LIVE ON THE INTERNET FOREVER

Sam:

It wasn’t that bad

Gibby:

Not that bad? READ THE COMMENTS

Sam throws hands up in annoyance

Carly:

It was a pretty accurate drawing

End scene one-main titles

Scene Two

begins with Carly and Sam doing their web show from the iCarly studio

Carly:

Look at us

Sam:

Now back at Gibby

Carly:

Now back at us

Sam:

Now back at Gibby

Carly:

His hands are full of tuna fish salad... Now look down

Sam:

Back up

Carly:

Out your window

Sam:

Think about cheese

Carly:

Stop thinking about cheese

Sam:

Your web show isn’t as good as this web show

Carly:

But your web show can smell like this web show

Sam:

If you have a Gibby

Carly:

Holding a large blob of tuna fish salad

Gibby:

I’m on a cow

Carly:

Now before we go

Sam:

How about a hand for our newest addition to iCarly

Carly:

A guy who helps us out for free

Sam:

And makes top notch fudge

Carly:

Say hello to iCarly’s new intern

Both:

BRAD/brad, brad, brad/he’s brad with a “B”,...

Carly:

And so ends another edition of iCarly

Sam:

I think we all learned a little something tonight

Carly:

No we didn’t

Sam:

Oh that’s right we learned nothing

Carly:

We wasted your time

Sam:

Bye

Carly:

Later

Sam:

Peace

Carly:

Nuggets

Sam:

Kiss a hamster

Carly:

Don’t pet the sweaty stuff

Sam:

Botswana

Carly:

Botswana

Sam:

Botswana

Both:

Bots, bots, Botswana

Freddie:

And we are clear(Carly and Sam high five) good show guys. I like the little improvy thing.

Both:

Thanks

Brad:

So, did I do okay?

Freddie/Carly:

Yeah/you did awesome

Sam:

You sir are an excellent assistant (pokes him in chest)

Carly:

And Sam doesn’t give out a lot of compliments

Freddie:

Usually it’s insults followed by beatings

Brad:

Well I’m psyched to be working with you guys

Gibby:

Hey can I get the recipe for this tuna salad ball?

Brad:

Absolutely

Gibby:

Good, I love this

Freddie:

Hey we should probably head back over to my place, get some more work done on our project

Brad:

Sure, let me grab my stuff

Freddie:

Alright

Sam:

What’s your project?

Freddie:

We’re making an app for the pearpad.

Carly:

Moodface right?

Freddie:

Uh-huh

Brad:

You just stare at the pearpad’s camera for five seconds and it’ll tell you what your mood is.

Carly:

Really?

Sam:

That’s so cool

Gibby:

Did you use chopped celery in this?

Brad:

Red onion

Gibby:

Clever

Sam:

Hey, can I work with you guys on your project?

Freddie:

You’re asking if you can help us?

Sam:

Yeah

Freddie:

With a school project?

Sam:

I think it sounds really interesting?

Freddie:

(Feels her arm)Feels like Sam

Carly:

(Smells her hair) Smells like Sam

Sam:

(Laughs)Can I help with the project or what?

Freddie:

Sure you can help

Brad

I’ll bring the fudge

Sam:

I’ll bring my mouth

They walk out and Sam rubs her stomach. End scene two

Scene three

begins in Carly's kitchen – Spencer is working with a fire extinguisher

Carly:

Hey

Spencer:

Hey kiddo

Carly:

You wanna grab some dinner tonight?

Spencer:

Ahh I thought you were hanging out with Sam?

Carly:

Nah, I was supposed to but she’s going to see a movie with Freddie and Brad.

Spencer:

Sam wants to hang out with them?

Carly;

I know weird right?

Spencer:

Yeah

Carly:

What’s that for?

Spencer:

Ahh, the fire department sent us a letter saying(putting air quotes until year) we’ve reached our maximum number of calls for the year so I bought this.

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