
'8 Out of 10 Cats' Does 'Deal or No Deal'
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Tonight on 8 Out Of 10 Cats
Does Deal Or No Deal,
8 Out Of 10 Cats guests,
close personal friends
of Sean Lock...
..close personal friends
of Jon Richardson...
..and two very special
Deal Or No Deal contestants.
Now welcome your host, Jimmy Carr!
CHEERING:
Hello and welcome to 8 Out Of
10 Cats Does Deal Or No Deal,
a show all about numbers,
strategy and boxes.
Did you know, for example,
Deal Or No Deal is a great game.
to randomly open things
hoping to find money inside
are postmen at Christmas.
Over 46,000 boxes have been
opened on Deal Or No Deal,
a record only beaten
by Russell Brand.
And the oldest ever Deal Or No Deal
contestant was 97 years old.
The final box he opened
was made of wood, lined in velvet
and had brass handles.
Right, let's get started.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
So we've got the west wing,
we've got the east wing,
we've got the pilgrims behind me.
Now all we need is some contestants.
Taking the walk of wealth
this evening,
it's Sean Lock and Jon Richardson.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Sit.
(BOTH SIGH)
You are in the dream factory.
Yeah.
My cab accidentally took me
to the wet dream factory first.
The thing with Deal No Deal is,
it's how you play.
It's how you negotiate.
It's like poker.
Have you got a strategy for how
you're going to play today?
Yeah. Here we go.
There we go.
That's it.
That's your strategy? And you've...
Let's just show that to the
camera there. You've written...
LAUGHTER:
I haven't discussed this with Jon.
What's your strategy, Jon?
I'm a naturally, sort of, optimistic
person, Jimmy, so I just believe...
LAUGHTER:
..if I project goodwill...
I don't know why
people are laughing.
I think some of them may know you.
Obviously,
we're playing for real money today.
Quarter of a million pounds,
potentially,
for your charities of choice.
Do you trust each other?
Cos you've got to make these
decisions today, with each other.
For example, have you ever been
on a Brokeback Mountain-style
We did, didn't we?
Oh, yeah.
Sh*t. Not again.
It wasn't actually
called Brokeback Mountain
and I find that joke
quite offensive.
Are you going to be looking
for advice from the wings?
You've got people that
know you on the wings.
Who would you look to
for guidance here?
None of them.
I've got Steve,
I've got Andy, over there.
Dave and Jon.
These guys know about opening stuff.
I've got a secret weapon.
What's your secret weapon?
Well, my secret weapon
is my friend Mark,
who does the warm-up for this show.
Have you seen all 2,000?
Um, we've done 2,300
and I've done about 2,000.
I reckon at any point
you can tell me
what the correct thing to do is
so that we definitely win.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah. Game over. Just open it now.
Quarter of a mil.
Jon, who else have you got here?
and my friends John and Matthew.
Are you scared of the banker?
The banker's just a guy. If you
call him the banker it makes him...
He's just a guy.
He is called, like, Keith, or...
I'm going to call him
Brian all the time.
I'm not going to call him...
All right, Brian.
Ask me if I'm scared of Brian.
Are you scared of Brian?
No.
The thing is, Jimmy,
I've not won anything yet
so I'm not scared of him.
when money becomes... At the moment,
I don't care about the banker.
You know we're not keeping
the money, don't you?
Well,
you don't know about my charity.
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