Zuijia Paidang (Aces Go Places 1) Page #2

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We want to enjoy this loof.

Sorry, entirely accidental.

Let's get going!

How did you get your driver's licence?

Out! Police!

So am I, pal.

Don't try to kid me.

Are you an illegal immigrant?

Oh, no.

You can get this in any flea market.

Hey, I caught the whole gang for you! See?

Get in!

Move. Sit down.

Who's the boss?

Him.

Take their statement.

Get up!

Come with me.

Move.

Sit down.

OK, thanks.

Over there!

Anything you say...

Didn't make it this time!

Are you familiar with Hong Kong Law?

No, but I know all about U.S. Law.

New in town, eh? When did you arrive?

Just today.

How did you get through the border?

Did you swim?

I flew.

Any relatives here?

None. No friends either.

There's only one person in Hong Kong

who knows me.

Who might that be?

The Governor.

He invited me here.

Very smart!

You have the right to remain silent,

anything you say...

... may be used against you in court. Right?

Your name?

Call me Albert Au.

You even have an English name! Huh! From?

Taishan.

Marital status?

Single. And you?

None of your business!

Sex?

Madam, please note, I have a moustache.

So what does that prove?

Only men have moustaches.

Not like you.

I still can't figure out your real sex.

Don't you dare!

Your hit me before I even touched you?

Don't move!

Good, very good.

Great to see you in action, Kodojak.

Nothing to it. She's even better.

Naturally. Superintendent Ho has a

reputation for efficiency,

but she's a little slow with her gun.

I've arranged for her to assist you

on this case.

Her! No, thanks!

As cover, you two will pose as a

married couple.

What? Him as my husband?

With his looks, I'd rather have a gorilla.

Looking for trouble, b*tch! Are the

hotel rooms booked yet?

Sure thing!

Get her a room next to mine

with an adjoining door.

Wishful thinking!

You're not scared of him, are you?

I just don't like hotels.

We'll stay at my place.

Your place?

Are you chicken?

Why should I be?

Don't think of me as a woman.

They all treat me like a man downtown.

Don't you ever forget, we are only

pretending to be married.

Oh, come on, I've seen it all before.

According to Squealie...

... the diamond job was done by him, King Kong,

also known as Superman.

He has a partner Gigolo Joe...

... who's always surrounded by women.

He's tattooed with all of their phone numbers.

After the job, they both disappeared.

King Kong lives on the 5th floor.

King Kong. Joe here.

Use the code!

Oh, sorry! Minnie Mouse

calling Mickey, over.

Mickey here. Go ahead.

I've hidden the diamonds...

The code! The code!

Oh sorry. I've hidden the peanuts...

Don't tell me. I talk in my sleep.

I know that, but I have to tell you.

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