Zoombies Page #2

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Gus, should be here.

Yeah well if I had my phone,

we could just call him.

Okay. I've had enough of the attitude.

I've kept my end of the bargain.

Yeah, um.

Thanks for keeping this a secret.

Can you sign this for me, please?

If Gage and the other find out,

they get me kicked out

of my sorority

and my mom will become

more manic than she already is.

Why are you on probation anyway?

Let's just say I lost my temper

at the wrong bar with the wrong policeman.

Thanks again for arranging this.

Oh no, no, no.

You can thank your grandmother.

Being related to my biggest donor

has its privileges.

Mommy! Mommy! When do we get to go see Kifo?

We can go see kifo right now.

Let's go.

Okay, if Gus does not show up,

I want you to walkie me. Channel 2.

Or you can just give me

my phone back.

Nice try.

Whatever.

Oh, hey!

Sorry, kids. I was just breaking

in the new bathroom.

So who want to get in the pen

and help me feed the warthogs?

I do! I do! Pick me!

What?

You don't look like the kind of girl

that wants to get dirty.

Yeah?

Well you don't look like the kind of guys

who has ever seen a girl get dirty.

Kifo!

Kifo!

Hi Kifo!

Did you have a good day?

Sweetie, sweetie.

You really need to be careful. Okay?

He won't hurt me. Say hi, Kifo!

Hi, Kifo.

Is that a cross-River Gorilla?

Yes it is.

It's the only one

in American captivity.

And it can talk to your daughter?

Yes. Kifo and Thea practically

grew up together.

I wanted her to have friends

her own age.

But didn't really expect it

to be a Gorilla.

Look at that.

AJ, I'm guessing your the kid

they stuck me with?

Yes, sir! I want to know everything

there is to know about primates.

How they think.

How they socialize.

That's great.

Let's start on how they poop.

Nice socks.

Okay, sweetie.

It's Kifo's bedtime.

- Bye, Kifo.

- Bye, Kifo.

Our refuge is a

self-contained community.

By having a minimal human footprint,

our animals can adapt to captivity

much more naturally.

I concur. In my thesis,

I argued why free-range zoos

are better than

traditional caged ones.

- Can you count?

- Sure.

Fantastic!

I want you to go down

to the basement and I want you to

take inventory of all the gas

and methane tanks.

Gas and methane. Got it.

Oh! And you can lose the tie.

I liked my tie.

You know, I was kind of hoping

to do a little more

than just count cans

on this internship.

Wait until you add expense sheets.

I'm also going to need you to sen faxes,

pick up Fed-Ex, and answer phones...

What is wrong with this new system?

Okay, there we go.

You play sweetie while mommy works.

Is your daughter always here?

When the nearest day care center is

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