Zoombies

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Eden.

Eden.

Eden.

What if I told you

the garden of Eden was not a myth.

But a reality.

And what if I told you

that there is a Utopia full

of enchanting animals and

natural wonders, waiting for you.

My grandfather had a dream.

To bring all of nature's wonders

to one fantastic location.

Welcome to Eden Wildlife zoo.

Eden started over fifty years ago,

as a rehabilitation retreat

for endangered animals.

Soon, this sanctuary

will be open to the public,

so that everyone can enjoy

the wonders of our bird Aviary,

our African Savanna,

Alligator swamps,

and our kingdom of the great Apes.

And don't forget to download

our state of the art app,

so you can track the progress

of your favorite animals.

You and your family

will be able to monkey around

on a variety on a kid

friendly amusements.

Including our climbing wall,

our new water park,

and our high tech

high flying zip line.

Where you will soar across

our African planes.

Make your reservations today.

And be the first to explore Eden.

Our doors are opening to you

and your family soon.

Eden is not just a zoo.

It's an adventure.

These are the last two.

Put them with the others.

Until we know

what we're dealing with,

protocol dictates we must contain

all potentially diseased

primates into a confined area.

Is it the Marburg Virus?

A zoo in Puerto Vallarta had an breakout.

Could be rabies.

It could be simian varicella.

- But these animals aren't sick.

- Not yet.

But until we know

what we're dealing with...

Dr. Gordon! Convulsions!

Lock that door! If she escapes,

every animal in this place

could be at risk!

Secure!

She's going into cardiac arrest!

Her heart stopped.

Then we'll restart it

with intracardiac epinephrine.

Sir, forgive me,

but it's violation of the World Health

Protocol to use that serum

on such a small primate...

I don't give a damn about protocol.

This animal must live.

- Is it the virus? Gone airborne?

- We don't even know if it's a virus.

This is strange.

- Whoa!

- What the?

Where did it go?

Sandy?

Sandy?

Sandy?

Sandy?

Come here, baby.

Come here, baby!

Sandy?

Sandy?

Monte!

Alright! Robin, look.

I'm going to paralyze her.

I need you to...

Why won't it open?

Robin, what are you doing?

I'm getting out of here!

Get back here, Robin! Robin!

Robin! Get back in there!

Welcome to the first day of

your zoology college

internship at the Eden Wildlife Zoo.

Hi! I'm Dr. Ellen Rogers.

My grandfather built this endangered

and rehabilitation refuge

over fifty years ago.

Because of our efforts,

animals such as the American Alligator

and Gray Wolf are now...

Mommy! Mommy, I want to see Kifo.

Sweetie, remember we're supposed to play

the "quite game" while mommy's working.

Sorry, babysitter called in sick.

Perks of being a single mother.

Do you still have the California Condor?

- We have African lions, spider monkeys,

- What?

nolan warthogs,

- I don't know.

Rothschild giraffes,

- Just make something up, Jane.

You owe me.

Because you're the reason

I'm even at this stupid zoo.

and Queensland koalas.

Koalas are marsupials.

Just tell Brad my mom

went nuts again

and I had to take her

to the hospital.

The one thing that we don't have,

is rude students.

Hey! I was talking!

I know. We could hear you.

Well it's a very expensive phone.

Which you can collect

at the end of orientation.

And that goes for all of you.

Fork them over.

Fork it over.

What a joke.

Thank you.

Actually I was planning on documenting every

step of my internship with photographs.

So.

You can do that when

the zoo is open to the public.

But for right now

we are still private.

And I do not want any of our secrets

to be put out there on social media.

So, come on.

Thank you.

Okay.

It's not like I'm cutting of

your arms you guys.

I'd rather you do that.

This is my stop!

- Slow down!

- Sorry. My name is Ricky,

and I want to run

my own Aviary one day.

Don't we all?

Are you firing me and

replacing me with this kid?

No. It's intern orientation day.

But I don't need an intern.

No, but the zoo does.

And the education subsidiary

financing that comes with it.

Nice shirt.

Are the raptor hawks in there?

And saker falcons?

What about a hooded vulture?

We have just about everything

but a partridge in a pear tree.

What do you have against them?

They're not endangered.

All the birds in our Aviary are.

Are these the new recruits?

Hey! Would you like me

to introduce you to them?

I don't have time. Rex sent me out

to check an alarm at the vet clinic.

Anything I should be concerned about?

If we all got worried every time Dr. Gordon

accidentally tripped the panic button,

we'd all have ulcers.

Okay, well let me know if anything's wrong!

The birds are important to us,

we keep them captive and

away from the other animals for a reason.

Some of these birds are

the only ones left alive on the planet.

I can't wait to see what they eat.

I just may feed you to them

if you don't calm down.

So, Amber.

What is a young Republican

like yourself doing in a place like this?

I cannot believe she took our phones.

I mean, my mom is

gonna freak if she can't get a hold of me.

What are you doing here?

I thought you were a poli sci major?

I am.

But homeless people scare me

and I'm allergic to babies,

so this is my only option.

Wait? What?

Okay, our intern supervisor,

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