Zoologiya Page #2

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- Goodbye.

Hello.

Come here.

Just a second.

Here you go. Good boy.

Here you go.

Are you OK?

You beautiful girl.

Good, isn't it? You like it?

Good? You beautiful girl.

Yeah, you are beautiful.

Yes, you are.

Why are you so shy today?

Are you on a diet?

Hello to you, too.

Hello, my darlings. Good morning.

Good morning to you, too.

My darlings. You are all beautiful.

- A home for swans.

- A pond?

Checking. You're right.

Nah, I think it's a lake. Four letters,

starting with an L. L-A-K-E.

- A female hippo. Seven letters.

- Natasha!

Her skin is almost scaly.

I don't want to bring it on myself.

She's more like a fat, bald hamster.

- Hey, girls, did you see my calculator?

- No.

- You left it on your table yesterday.

- It's nowhere around.

I can't find it.

Watch me.

Look around. I saw it yesterday.

- It's not here.

- It isn't. Weird.

- Did you put it away?

- Oh, I put it in the drawer. I forgot.

Why? I never put my calculator in there.

- Oh, my God!

- Here comes your calculator!

It's over there! Grab it!

- Come on! For crying out loud!

- Look, there's another one!

Grab your calculator.

You were looking for it, weren't you?

- You two are so mean to me!

- Look at this cutie.

- Please, stop it!

- You bought them.

But no animal wants them.

You can do whatever you want

with them.

- Natasha.

- Yeah?

You know, there's something

I want to tell you.

They say there is a woman

in our neighbourhood

who is possessed.

How do they know?

Well, you can't talk to her

or look her in the eye.

And how do they know

she's possessed?

She's probably just a regular woman.

How can they tell?

Because she's grown a tail.

And this tail looks like a giant snake.

It's so thick, and it coils.

And the tail has a mind of its own.

Now, don't laugh, please.

- It's really serious.

- Yeah.

- Our neighbour's friend, she...

- Yes?

- She met that woman and talked to her.

- And?

And today she was diagnosed

with cancer!

Don't laugh, please. I'm not senile!

I cannot allow you.

It's impossible.

Can I receive communion?

Is there any way?

No way.

I am sorry.

She has got a Devil's mark.

Is she hideous?

What does she look like?

Well, they say she's thickset and solid.

She looks like a man.

But she wears women's clothes.

But where does she hide her tail?

If she's the Devil, she must have a tail.

Where does she hide it?

In her panties.

- What?

- Panties?

- How come'?

- Can a long tail go in the panties?

She found a way to do it.

- That makes sense.

- Yes, if you think about it...

- Why not?

- Where else would she hide it'?

Oh, God...

Did you move

when they took your X-ray?

No. I didn't.

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