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Synopsis: After many years of being separated from modeling and each other, Derek and Hansel are dragged back into the fashion world in Rome. After being humiliated on the runway by the people behind the scenes, Derek and Hansel decide to quit the business . . . until retired swimsuit model, Valentina, drags them back in with questions about recent celebrity deaths. Soon after, Derek also realizes out that the son who was taken from him is in Rome, and is much dismayed to find that Derek, Jr. is fat. And smart. Regardless, Derek, Sr. continues his mission with Hansel, which leads them to the fashion-model legends of "Adam, Eve, and Steve", and the "Chosen One". Who is that person? Why do the models drink the Chosen One's blood? Will Derek's and Hansel's careers resume?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ben Stiller
Production: Paramount Pictures
  7 wins & 17 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.7
Metacritic:
34
Rotten Tomatoes:
23%
PG-13
Year:
2016
101 min
$29,782,560
Website
1,491 Views


Zoolander is in Rome?

Welcome to the palazzo d'caca.

The entire hotel

is biodegradable

and made from

reclaimed human waste.

This is the ultra-exclusive,

fully-toxic,

zero-footprint suite.

The masseuses at the spa

are all homeless.

And the hotel

has complimentary

farm-to-table Wi-Fi.

Wait...

We're rooming together?

Mmm-hmm.

There must be some mistake.

I'll call Billy Zane.

Good idea.

Look, tiny phone!

That is so retro.

I'm gonna take

a picture of it

with my phone.

This is Billy Zane.

I'm not here right...

Well, don atari

is waiting for you

down in the lobby.

Oh, and don't

drink the water

or you'll die.

I just have one question.

Yeah?

What in the world is

farm-to-table Wi-Fi?

You're asking me?

Muchacho, I have no idea.

For serious?

No!

Because when vip said that,

you had this look

on your face, like,

"i totally know

what farm-to-table Wi-Fi is!"

I was acting cool

'cause I thought you knew.

I thought you knew!

No, I just didn't want vip

to think I was uncool!

I miss not knowing things

with you.

Yeah. Me, too.

Why didn't

we do this sooner?

Because we've

both been in hiding

since the day

i killed my wife

and permanently

disfigured you.

Oh, yeah,

that's probably it.

That was the day

i lost the fire.

The fire?

The fire in my face.

It's kind of

my big issue right now.

You still got it, d-zone.

You're Derek zoolander.

You stopped a Chinese

throwing star in mid-air

with a look.

I was there.

That's not me anymore.

Yes, it is.

Hey, flash me

that beautiful look.

Give me that

incredible Magnum.

No!

Think fast. Magnum.

Wait, no!

Magnum! Now!

Oh!

Come on! You got this,

but you got to focus!

Come on!

Hansel, stop!

You have this! Yeah!

Maybe we could

try a wash cloth?

Tequila!

Hansel, no!

No! It's not working!

Ah, you're right.

What happened to us?

You mean me.

You still have it.

No, I don't.

Look at this face.

It's a horror show.

Come on, hansel.

It can't be that bad.

It is.

Take off your mask.

No.

No way.

No one's ever seen me

without this mask.

And no one ever will.

I think I know the real you.

And it has nothing to do

with the way you look.

You mean that?

Of course, I do.

Okay.

No!

It's disgusting!

Put it back!

I was wrong, please,

put the mask back on!

It's so gross!

I can't be friends with you

if you look like that! Please!

It is so disgusting!

Please, put it back!

Please, hansel, put it back,

i was wrong!

No. This feels good.

Could you please

put the mask back on

so I can concentrate on

what you're saying?

No! I'm done hiding.

Look, there's only one way

for us to find ourselves.

Know what that is?

Look inward and connect

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Justin Theroux

Justin Paul Theroux (; born August 10, 1971) is an American actor, film producer, comedian, and screenwriter. He is known for his work with film director David Lynch in Mulholland Drive (2001) and Inland Empire (2006), his starring role as Kevin Garvey in the HBO series The Leftovers (2014–2017) and as Tom in The Girl on the Train (2016). He is also known as a screenwriter for films such as Tropic Thunder (2008) and Iron Man 2 (2010). more…

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