Zoolander 2

Synopsis: After many years of being separated from modeling and each other, Derek and Hansel are dragged back into the fashion world in Rome. After being humiliated on the runway by the people behind the scenes, Derek and Hansel decide to quit the business . . . until retired swimsuit model, Valentina, drags them back in with questions about recent celebrity deaths. Soon after, Derek also realizes out that the son who was taken from him is in Rome, and is much dismayed to find that Derek, Jr. is fat. And smart. Regardless, Derek, Sr. continues his mission with Hansel, which leads them to the fashion-model legends of "Adam, Eve, and Steve", and the "Chosen One". Who is that person? Why do the models drink the Chosen One's blood? Will Derek's and Hansel's careers resume?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ben Stiller
Production: Paramount Pictures
  7 wins & 17 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
101 min

I have personal selected you

to come to Rome...

The eturnanal cyootee...

To muddel my

nyouest colleeauction

by my hoottest

now designer...

Doon atari.


don atari.

He's "it" in

fashion right now.

People would die

to be in his show.

I can't.

I'm a hermit crab now.


Derek zoolownder.

I already told you!

It's like you're not

even listening to me!

Derek, uh...


Maybe it's time to engage

with the world again.

Think about it, man.

This could be a sign.

And what if it's

a stop sign, Billy?

I used to be a successful

model/fashion icon.

Now, I'm just

a model/failure.

Slash-guy who is

still a model/father.


who killed his wife

using cheap building materials

that collapsed on her.

Slash-guy who has got

to stop beating himself up

about that!

Slash-guy who couldn't

make spaghetti soft

so they took away his son,

so-slash-now he's alone

and hiding from the world.


Slash-have you ever

even tried to get

your son back?

You can do that?


You'd hire a litigator,

he files

the appropriate paperwork...

But I don't even

know where he is.

First things first.

If you take this job

that alexanya's offering you,

you could prove

to child services

that you're a productive

member of society again.

Go to Rome.

Find yourself.

Become the father

you were meant to be

and get your boy back.

Safe journey, my friend!

Thanks, Billy!

What have you got?

Ball and chain not happy.

Sorry I'm late!

Oh, my gosh.

I was finishing up


and this sandstorm

kicked up out of nowhere.

I'm okay, though.

Ah, natalka,

you look beautiful.


Yes, really.

Dinner is ruined!

Guys, I told you

not to wait for me,

didn't I?


we talked about this.

Can't we just

take it slow?

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Justin Theroux

Justin Paul Theroux (; born August 10, 1971) is an American actor, film producer, comedian, and screenwriter. He is known for his work with film director David Lynch in Mulholland Drive (2001) and Inland Empire (2006), his starring role as Kevin Garvey in the HBO series The Leftovers (2014–2017) and as Tom in The Girl on the Train (2016). He is also known as a screenwriter for films such as Tropic Thunder (2008) and Iron Man 2 (2010). more…

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