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I didn't even know it was zoophilia

until I got on the internet.

I've been on

the internet since 2002.

That's the first time, ever.

I had AOL to start with.

It was really interesting

to meet all these different people.

And to this day,

they're still friends of mine.

There was never any

money changed hands.

- Hey, what's up, fellas?

- Hey, there.

- How's it going?

- It's going all right. How you guys doing?

H:

There was people offered me money.

Oh, I'm just going

into the country for a while.

You should go to Pioneer Square.

It's going to be crazy, man.

- Oh, maybe. Next time, right?

- Be safe.

H:

No, I wouldn't accept money from anybody,

because then it's prostitution.

That's against the law.

[ Music plays ]

I knew that bestiality wasn't illegal

in the State of Washington.

A lot of the times

they just want to come out and see.

"We want to see if it's possible."

Man:

[ Speaking in foreign language ]

H:

"Maybe I just want to grab a horse by his nuts

and to feel his balls. How do they feel?"

"They're, well, they... They're warm."

The horse is still the biggest thing

out there on the internet.

I'd invite them to my home, you know,

and I'd treat them like

any other person that was in my house.

I did summertime barbecues.

Thanksgiving.

I'd do Christmas dinners.

One year,

we did a turkey and a ham.

The invite was on a weekend

and in the evening.

[ Music plays ]

[ Phone ringing ]

Hello?

Woman:
[ On telephone ]

Hey, we're here.

Well, how was your flight?

Woman:

The flight was long, but we're fine. Right now we're getting...

H:

A Friday night, we'd meet

and if I felt like it was okay for you

to come out, I'd let you follow me home.

If I felt like there was something

about you that I didn't like,

I'd say, "we'll meet again",

and I'd never meet with them again.

"We don't do

this right off the bat. Sorry."

When I met Mr. Hands,

we did talk on the phone a little bit.

And that's when he lived in Seattle.

[ Music plays ]

He was basically curious,

like everybody was curious.

And he had a good personality.

So I invited him out.

Coyote:

I was just astounded at the beauty.

You have that wildness,

but then you have civilization too.

They're just kind of meshed together.

Happy Horseman:

Us humans are so conditioned

from the time we are born

to start categorizing.

And even if they're unconscious,

or even subconscious,

we start categorizing.

Animals just not going to do that.

Flight attendant:

We'll be landing in Seattle in just...

Happy Horseman:

You're either a good person or a bad person.

Woman:
[ On radio ]

...The biggest of all munitions companies,

Lockheed Martin Corporation,

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