Zombieland script
Zombieland (2013)
Synopsis: Zombieland is a 2009 American zombie comedy film directed by Ruben Fleischer from a screenplay written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick. The film stars Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, and Abigail Breslin as survivors of a zombie apocalypse. The film follows geeky college kid, Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) making his way through a variety of different scenarios through this new zombie apocalypse. Columbus meets survivors Tallahassee, Wichita and Little Rock. Together, they take an extended road trip across the Southwestern United States in an attempt to find a sanctuary free from zombies.


Call me crazy, she may be about to *

get an answer to that question. *

You know what they say about zombie *

attacks. You always remember your *

first time. Any guesses who’s *

gonna survive this one? Choose *

fast! *

The action STARTS again. The 400-pounder takes AINSLEY DOWN. *

Then turns and BELLY-SPLASHES Fred. *


Tallahassee recovers from the shock, thinks fast, *

aggressively RAISES his SANDWICH CART ABOVE his HEAD, and *

SMASHES it over the zombie’s noggin. The zombie FALLS STILL. *


Maybe you woulda chosen the *

sandwich guy if you knew where this *

scene took place. Little state *

called Florida. *

Tallahassee stands tall and spies the BUSINESSMAN ZOMBIE *

approaching the broken window. *


Little town called... Tallahassee. *

Tallahassee picks up a broken piece of the cart, brandishes *

it like a weapon... and steps out the window to DO BATTLE. *


Welcome... to Zombieland. *

Marlo Thomas’s ‘Free to Be You and Me’ kicks off our CREDITS, *

over a whimsical world-is-falling-apart GRAPHIC SEQUENCE, *

which slowly forms the TITLE: Z-O-M-B-I-E-L-A-N-D *



Superimposed on-screen: a TITLE: 2 Months Later *

TALLAHASSEE, the ‘Which Sandy?’ polo swapped out for *

snakeskin jacket and tarp hat, SPRINTS toward camera in SLO-*

MO, a WAREHOUSE behind... *


Z-land is like a Greatest Hits

collection of nightmares. The only *

one they forgot to include is the *

one where I’m naked and unprepared *

for my final exam. My ‘friends’ *

and I, we’re among the few non-*

zombies left, thanks to a little *

list. *

Superimposed on-screen: a TITLE: 1. Cardio


Cardio. Tops on my Rules for

Surviving Zombieland. Zombies lead

a very active lifestyle. So should


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Rhett Reese

Rhett Reese is an American film producer, television producer and screenwriter. As a screenwriter, his credits include Clifford's Really Big Movie, Cruel Intentions 3 and Dinosaur. He has collaborated with Paul Wernick, writing the films Zombieland, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, and Deadpool.Together they also created the reality series The Joe Schmo Show. more…

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