Zombie Self-Defense Force Page #3

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You're scaring me again!

No violence, please!

I'm sorry, Akemi!

Sorry, Akemi!

Sorry!

Sorry!

I'm sorry, Akemi! So sorry!

What have I done to deserve this?

I fooled around with such a terrible woman.

Hey, I think you're lost.

We should be near a highway.

I'm tired. Piggyback me.

You can't be serious.

But I'm wearing heels.

I can't walk any more.

You said you'd help me.

All right. Here.

What a wimp.

Hey, help!

The procedure with lost civilians?

Rescue.

Roger.

Are you all right?

Everything sucks.

Monsters attacking me, we're lost...

and he's useless.

Are you talking about me?

Monsters?

Could you possibly be...

You're Hitomi!

Do you know me?

Yes, I have your CD.

I'm your fan.

I'm flattered!

You're gonna protect me, aren't you?

Of course, it's my job.

I still would if it weren't.

Did you say monsters just now?

Who are you?

Why the hell is there a woman

in the self-defense army?

Female officers aren't anything new.

But I'd like to hear about the monsters.

They're people-eating monsters.

Everyone got killed.

I saw them too.

The dead come back to

life and attack people.

Captain.

I can't believe it.

They're zombies, Captain.

That crashed UFO is causing

a zombie phenomenon.

How non-scientific.

You all saw one minutes ago.

That hung corpse too, it must

have turned into a zombie.

We must contact headquarters first.

There's a civilian inn down this way.

We'll use their phone.

I can't walk.

You don't look like you're hurt.

What, you got a problem with that?

Not really.

Then, please get on my back.

There.

Let's go.

Mr. Hayakawa, you're so kind.

You're strong too, like

a man I can depend on.

That tickles.

So, that's what he's really like.

A Sci-Fi and horror fanboy...

and a pop star fanboy on top of that.

Hey, Mr. Hayakawa.

Yes.

Are you friendly with that woman?

What?

You mean Yuri Aso?

Not at all. I just met her

during this exercise.

I really only know her name.

She seems mean.

I agree.

She seems kind of cold.

She could...

learn something from you.

Yeah?

Are you coming on to me?

Yes. Oh no, I'm not.

Damn it, she's making a fool out of me.

What do you think?

About the zombie phenomenon?

I think it's ridiculous.

But you believe in ghosts, don't you?

No way.

Believing in them and being scared

of them are two different things.

Sure, it's far from being scientific to

think the dead can come back to life.

Well, that's not necessarily so.

There are scientific possibilities

that the dead may revive.

By turning it into a cyborg, for instance.

That sounds just like Hayakawa's sci-fi talk.

Like "Martians vs. Cyborgs".

Are you all right?

Is your headache bad?

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