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- What happened, sir?

- Nothing.

- I'll clear it up.

- No. Get me a sandwich.

Yes, of course.

Hello, New Caf.

Hello, I'd like to place an order.

Sure.

One turkey sandwich.

Deliver it to Change Industrie.

Yes, you're on our system.

How long will it take?

About 30 minutes.

The money will be in reception,

leave it there, goodbye.

Thank you.

Order.

Just a moment.

What can I get you?

The nut cake I think.

- Is it fresh?

- It's still warm.

- How much is it?

- 30.

- Thank you.

- Thank you very much.

Goodbye.

Coming!

Hi.

Hi.

Here I am.

Would you like something to drink?

Yes

I've got some delicious tea.

Lovely.

Sugar?

No thank you.

Do you want the money now?

No.

Where's the bedroom?

There.

Puppets-a cat, a bear or a bunny!

Every child will think it's funny!

No thank you.

For your grandchildren, maybe?

Puppets-a cat, a bear or a bunny!

Every child will think it's funny!

I don't have any children.

Goodbye.

Are these for me?

Did you give the lady a present?

- Here.

- No, you can keep them.

Wave bye-bye to the lady.

Goodbye.

Yes?

Hi Mum, where are you?

In the park.

How's junior, did he sleep a little?

Yes, a little.

You can start walking

back. I'll be home soon.

- Alright.

- See you, bye.

Does your mother still

not suspect anything?

I don't know.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

What doesn't?

She doesn't like him.

As you know.

Yeah.

Stop here, I'll walk.

I don't want anyone to see us.

Sure.

I'll call you this evening.

I said get the f*** out!

Excuse me, can you back up?

Don't f*** with me, b*tch!

- You're in my space.

- F*** off.

F*** off yourself, short-ass.

I said f*** off!

Out!

I don't want to!

You're having an abortion.

I don't want to!

Why should I lose money just

because some c*nt was careless!

I wasn't.

- Get in, b*tch!

- It's your baby.

- Don't f***ing bullshit me!

- I'm not!

You just f***ing made it up.

Have a look, I'm 7 weeks gone.

Come on.

- A large one.

- What?

Whatever.

Same again.

I'll be going.

Hang on, I'll just serve this guy.

I need to cook your father's dinner.

How's he feeling?

Fine.

Look after yourself son.

Thanks, take care.

Bye.

Please take my seat.

Thank you, but maybe you're tired?

No, no.

Hello.

I'll have a kilo of potatoes,

a loaf of bread and some milk.

Anything else?

Yes, 2 apples.

That one.

And that one.

That's 6.50...

- Afternoon.

- Good afternoon.

- Yes?

- A bottle of orangeade.

- Large or small?

- Large.

2.30...

Hey, get off! Sticky fingers?

Piss off!

Bums.

F***ing low-lifes.

- Card 456?

- Yeah.

This gentleman's going to the airport.

The boot's open!

Listen...

Do that meeting report for tomorrow, OK?

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