Zack and Miri Make a Porno Page #3

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Or I had an idea, we could

just not go at all, which would rock.

Look, even though we're broke and we've never

gone to anything, we're still better than these

people, right?

No, not at all. We're probably not even as good

as most of them, unless one of them is crackhead

or something.

Just tell me I'm prettier

than when we graduated.

You look about the same.

Definitely not prettier.

But around the same.

I'm thinner though right, little?

Not really.

Well, good pep talk. F***!

-Tadaa!

- Tadaa.

-You don't recognize us, do you?

- No, sorry.

Zack Brown and Miri Linky.

-Are you the one they called Stinky Linky?

- Oh no, no-one ever called me that.

Oh great, what does yours say?

-What the f***?! Come on,

I'm sure I had a nickname.

-Nothing?

- Alright, well you guys have a great time.

And before you go, don't

forget your copy of the Roving Roe-Ver.

-What the f*** is this sh*t?

- That is not sh*t.

That would be our bimonthly newsletter.

You know, it updates you on what

everyone's doing in their lives.

-Finally!

- I love your enthusiasm.

Here you go, write your e-mail

address down on that

and I'll be sure to add you to our

We had 800 people in our graduating class?

Yes, and only 250 RSVP.

-Doesn't that suck, Mary?

- Miri.

-Are you married, Beths?

- I am. Two kids.

-Wow, that's beautiful.

- Awesome.

Wanna f*** me later?

-Oh no, I'm married.

- OK, cool.

Well, if you change your mind

I'll be there getting sh*t face.

Just so you know, I eat the p*ssy.

Tempting.. Again, no.

-Show we?

- Sir.

Bye Beths.

Think about it.

I love your p*ssy.

Can I get two beers, please?

-You want a beer?

- Yeah.

Three beers.

Thank you.

Is that Zack?

Or am I Zack?

-Never gets old, huh?

-The other Zack.

- In my world nobody calls me the other Zack.

Now that this guy is not around anymore, huh?

-Get the f*** off of me.

- There can be only one.

-What?

- Do not you remember?

Remember? I yelled at you when we passed

each other at the hall way.

Like it was yesterday, man.

Awesome, awesome.

-Awesome. God! You guys have so much

to catch up on.

-I'm gonna let you get to it.

- B*tch.

See that big blow up

picture they have of me?

My hair is terrible. I can't

believe I wore my hair like that.

It's before I knew about styling products.

Makes a big difference in life.

You live and learn though, right?

I mean, ten years ago. It's before

we knew anything about fashion.

Back in the day. Or hairstyle.

Hey, stranger.

-Whoah, Stinky Linky?

- Yeah.

Although, it's just Miri now.

- Give me a hug.

-Hi.

- Hi.

Wow.

-How have you been?

- Great, great.

-Yeah?

- You look fantastic.

Wow, that is not something that you

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