Yuet gwong bo hup Page #2

Year:
2010
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That's revolting...

I always knew you stank.

How are things going over there?

Missing an eye and still no mercy!

Sons of b*tches!

Meet the human fire hose!

General Zhao Zi Long is back with Ah Dou!

Zi Long...

My lord! I got Ah Dou back!

My Lord? Or the Prime Minister?

Huh, what's your name?

I'm Cao!

That's right! Prime minister and Liu Bei were

enemies yesterday

I surrender to you today

And dedicate Ah Dou to you

So isn't yesterday's Prime Minister today's...

My lord!

Guess if I believe you or not.

I will give you one chance to tell the truth

Lie and I will have you killed!

I...I can tell you but you won't believe me

T ry me

Thanks my lord

One afternoon about five hundred years ago

I was just doing my job as usual, stealing

treasure not virtue

When I caught a woman

But I didn't do anything to her

A series of strange things happened, starting

with a purple heavenly sword.

A bastard pulled it out from the scabbard

somehow

But he kept on saying I did it

And then this woman called Rose totally

believed him

And she forced me to marry her

Of course I refused.

So I just ran and ran

And ran and ran

And ran and ran

Finally I defeated that Bull Demon King and

then

Wrong! I was that woman

Just like the woman of Bull Demon King

She gave me a moon cake box

And Boom! I showed up here

So I just brought Ah Dou by to have tea and

moon cakes with you

Do you believe me?

You dare play language games with me?

If Liu Bei's men can do it

My men can do it too

You!

Y es!

One afternoon about five hundred years ago

I was just doing my job as usual, stealing

treasure not virtue

When I caught a woman

But I didn't do anything to her

A series of strange things happened, starting

with a purple heavenly sword.

A bastard pulled it out from the scabbard

somehow

But he kept on saying I did it

And then this woman called Rose totally

believed him

And she forced me to marry her

Of course I refused.

So I just ran and ran

And ran and ran

And ran and ran

Finally I defeated that Bull Demon King

Wrong! I was that woman

Just like the woman of Bull Demon King

She gave me a moon cake box

And Boom! I showed up here

So I just brought Ah Dou by to have tea and

moon cakes with you

Do you believe me?

Encore! Encore...

Encore...

Bravo! Bravo!

I'm talking about you! I'm talking about you!

What? What?

Forget it... Forget it...

Are you some kind of parrot?

Hey! What are you doing?

What are you doing? From that sparkle in your

eye

I can confidently discern that you are an

assassin

Frisk him!

Y es!

Blinking is my occupational hazard. Bro!

What box? Bring it to me

Y es!

Bha...vati

Don't say it! Prime minister!

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Jeffrey Lau

Jeffrey Lau Chun-Wai (simplified Chinese: 刘镇伟; traditional Chinese: 劉鎮偉; pinyin: Liú Zhènwěi; born 2 August 1952) is a Hong Kong film director, screenwriter, actor and producer. Lau is famous for writing and directing "mo lei tau" comedies. His comedies include A Chinese Odyssey (with Stephen Chow) and Chinese Odyssey 2002, the latter which was voted Best 2002 Film by the Hong Kong Film Critics Society. more…

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