Youth in Revolt Page #2

have no blood links of any kind.

Well, that seems to be

worth something.

Yesterday the most exciting thing

in my life...

...was the thought of Jerry being

beaten senseless by three sailors.

Now I'm spending time

with a beautiful, interesting girl...

...and I have no idea

how it happened.

Here we are.

Wow, a second floor.

Yes. Father bought it so we could

look down on the world.

What does your father do?

He's a lawyer.

Wow, this is really nice.

- Where are your parents?

- They're at church.

Would you like a tour?

Sure.

Kitchen.

This is Mother's Farfisa organ.

Father added this extension

so he could fit these 64 pipes in.

Dining room.

Here's a family portrait.

And this is my room.

Didn't you just love Breathless?

Jean-Paul was completely gripping.

If you like French people, I suppose.

Yeah.

I can see it.

I think my favorite film

was Tokyo Story.

I just think Mizoguchi

is a great director.

It's a great film.

But wasn't that by Ozu?

Who can say?

There's nothing quite as good

as vinyl.

Yeah, it's very textural.

- Do you like Frank Sinatra?

- I do.

But my all-time favorite is...

...Serge Gainsbourg.

So you really like the French,

don't you?

I wanna live in France.

I wanna live all over the world.

I know there's so much more

than this out there.

My parents are religious fanatics.

They're exhausting.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Hey, Sheeni?

Do you think you'd like to join me

at the beach tomorrow after breakfast?

I'd love to.

- Yes?

- Hello, Mr. Saunders. I'm Nick.

I'm here to see Sheeni.

I understand you've invited her

to the beach.

That's right.

Well, I trust, sir,

you are aware that in doing so...

...you have entered into

an oral contract...

...to perform in loco parentis...

...i. e., to provide for

the safety and welfare...

...of aforementioned minor female.

- Ready?

- Very ready.

Bye, Father.

Goodbye, Mr. Saunders.

Would you mind applying this

to my exposed areas?

Sure.

You get turned on easily.

Don't stop, Nick. It's only natural.

Girls are fortunate

in that it doesn't show.

For all the world knows...

...my vagina could be moist

with desire as we speak.

Is it?

Should we do my front now?

Okay.

I'm up for it.

Thank you.

What's your last name?

Dillinger.

Twisp.

Sheeni Saunders.

She's complicated, mischievous

and at this point...

...I'd be willing to give up

everything in my life to be with her.

Nick, you're very nice,

but I should tell you I have a boyfriend.

Oh, I see.

His name is Trent.

We've been together

for a while, actually.

What's he like?

He's 17...

...6'2", fluent in French...

...plays the piano,

is a champion swimmer...

...and writes futurist

percussive poetry.

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