Yours, Mine And Ours


- Get it off!

- Here he is. Come here, rainbow.

- Come here, rainbow.

- Over there.

Hey, max, thank you

for being so incredibly patient.

Get back here!

- This is fun.

- Fiona, come back.


Aldo, are you okay?

I'm shiny, mommy.

Yes, you are very shiny.

Max. Max, i am so sorry.

It gets a little crazy

around here sometimes.

A little?

No, helen, this is all terrific.

You're very talented,

and so are your 10 kids.

Thank you, max.

Maybe our next meeting will be

a contract signing...

and maybe it'll be in the city.

Yeah. Sounds good.

- Hey, max.

- Oh, i'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- See you, max.

- Okay.

Okay, can you please explain to me...

why you just let that very single guy out

of here without even asking for a date?

Phoebe, what guy could

possibly deal with all of this?

Is this all yours, admiral?

No, it belongs to the coast guard.

I'm just gonna run it for them.

- So it is all yours.

- Basically.

Frank! Frank.

- Good to see you, man.

- Good to see you, too, darrell.

All right. "mad dog" beardsley.

Who'd have thought they'd ever let

frank "the mad dog" back here...

much less run the place?

- You remember my youngest, ethan?

- Mad dog jr.

Can you give me a...


You are out of control, little man.

- Request permission to play, admiral?

- Permission granted.

I've seen navy seals

not as well-trained.

Well, when there's eight of them

and one of you, it's your only hope.

It's mad dog beardsley, the pirate.

Always on red alert with him.

Hey, frank, are you dating at all yet?

No, no. Not yet.

'Cause i know this terrific gal

i'd love to set you up with.

I know you'd like her.

She's too good for me.

No, darrell. No, thanks.

All right. Well, just think about it,

that's all i'm saying.

- I'll think about it.

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Ron Burch

Ron Burch is an American writer whose work spans television, film, plays, short fiction and novels. His movies include Head over Heels , Yours, Mine and Ours and Ferdinand. He is the executive producer/showrunner (along with David Kidd) of the DreamWorks Animation TV show Dinotrux. more…

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