Yours, Mine And Ours Page #2

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- All right.

... winds out of the southeast

at 5 miles an hour.

The barometer right now is 30.27

and falling, air humidity 76%.

Now, there's a 20% chance of showers

for new london and points south.

Way to go, paula!

Way to go, paula! You go!

- Why is mommy crying?

- I think it's hormones.

- Mom!

- Here.

- Mom, do you have my algebra...

- i got it covered.

- Mom, can i have $5?

- In the chicks.

- Can you hand me that?

- Thank you for saving this.

All right, ladies, wanna go get dressed?

- Yeah.

- Come on, let's go upstairs. Come on.

- I'm out.

- Bye.

See you later, alligator.

Bye, mommy.

Reunion cruise.

Oh, yeah,

like i have time to go on a cruise.

Mom! Mick's dog just puked on aldo.

Sorry.

- I'm worried.

- Don't be, eth.

I've done this a million times.

You'll be great.

Okay, guys, fan out.

William and i will take ethan to pre-k.

All right. Everyone meet up here

afterwards, okay?

Come on, it'll be fine.

- I'm gonna get you!

- Superheroes, hurray!

- Superhero bouncers.

- Hey, watch out!

I thought you weren't interested in max.

And i thought

you weren't gonna wear black anymore.

This isn't black. This is tie-dye.

And i'm not interested in max.

I'm interested in that buyer

that he's bringing up from new york.

Oh, there it is. Thanks, phoebe.

Why don't you just have them here?

Homes are for free expression,

not for good impressions.

Incoming!

If you catch my drift.

Are you sure

you wanna wear the uniform, admiral?

Not that you don't look great.

It just looks so military.

She might as well know

what she's getting.

Okay,

but hold off on that eight-kid thing.

Why?

Because that's a minimum third-date,

second-bottle-of-wine announcement.

Hey, you know, believe it or not,

i have been on a few dates before...

a couple of decades ago.

- Admiral?

- Yeah.

Ethan, do you know

that you can call me dad?

Oh. Admiral, is this lady gonna be

our new mom?

- I don't think so. It's just a blind date.

- She can't see?

Can she navigate using sonar,

like a bat?

Hey, why don't you guys go swimming

in the bathtub?

- Aye, aye, sir.

- Go ahead.

- I get the boat.

- Uh-uh, you get the duck.

- You get the duck.

- No.

Let's just give her a little hint

of what's underneath.

You know, christina, sometimes

i wonder where you came from.

Mom's side.

- Don't wait up.

- I won't.

And so otter, he says, "is she blind?"

And ely wants to know if you're a bat.

Because...

would you like red or white?

- Red.

- Red it is.

Darrell would drink beer with everything.

I mean, if he could have

a keg with dinner, he would.

- Would you like to order? Waiter?

- Sure.

- I'll be right back.

- Sure.

See? Now that is the kind of thing

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