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Synopsis: When a widower with 10 children marries a widow with 8, can the 20 of them ever come together as one big happy family? From finding a house big enough for all of them and learning to make 18 school lunches, to coping with a son going off to war and an unexpected addition to the family, Yours, Mine and Ours attempts to blend two families into one and hopes to answer the question Is bigger really better?
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): Melville Shavelson
Production: MGM Home Entertainment
  Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
UNRATED
Year:
1968
111 min
899 Views


You requisition those Fresnel lenses?

I'll answer that tomorrow.

The working day has ceased.

Just starting for me.

Drop me at the house.

Frank, do you realise

that at this very hour...

...the Officers' Club is jam-packed

with two-legged goodies.

We owe it to our brethren at sea

to do unto others...

...as they would

if they had our chance.

Darrell, it may come as a shock...

...but there are other things

besides girls.

Yeah, women.

Now, don't tell me

it isn't on your mind.

Any fella who has 10 children

just doesn't quit cold turkey.

And if you'd only just...

Why don't you watch where you're...

Oh, hello.

Hi.

Well, old Sam the hermit gets out

of the cave once in a while, huh?

She had my Cream of Wheat

and I had her Post Toasties.

- What?

- Saw her at the commissary, that's all.

Frank, what's wrong with you?

You gonna be an old maid

the rest of your life?

You really think that's what Frances

would've wanted?

Probably not, but give me time.

Time?

You're a borderline case already.

You may only have a few more

cruises left in you.

- Come on in. I'll buy you a beer.

- I thought you'd never ask me.

You can stop worrying about me.

Things are looking up.

I finally found a housekeeper

who seems to have staying power.

Soon I'll ask you to loan me

your little black book, but right now...

Where you going, Mrs. Anderson?

Mrs. Anderson was last week.

I'm Mrs. Ferguson,

and you can mail me my check.

She left her broomstick.

All right, what happened this time?

Who did what to Mrs. Ferguson?

All right, one at a time.

One at a time.

- She and Louise had a fight.

- A bad fight.

Louise wouldn't come out

of the bathroom for an hour.

She went in, and they were yelling.

- Is that strawberry jam on your hands?

- Raspberry.

I guess she started shaking her...

Or she slipped on the soap.

- Anyway, she fell.

- She didn't fall, she fainted...

...right on the floor.

When Mrs. Ferguson came out, I was

kind of mad, and I had to push her.

Wait a minute. Hold it!

Louise fainted? Where is she?

She's in her room crying,

and she won't come out.

We tried.

I think she's dying.

- And what have you been playing with?

- Ink.

Indelible.

Louise.

Louise, what in the world happened

between you and Mrs. Ferguson?

I don't wanna talk about it.

Leave me alone.

Mary said you fainted.

Is something wrong?

No. I just wish I could get out of this

house and drown myself, that's all.

At least I'd be alone.

Let me take you to the dispensary,

have them check you out.

No. I don't wanna see any doctors,

and I don't want them to see me!

- But, Louise...

- No, please. I don't want to.

No, stop it! I don't want to.

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Bob Carroll Jr.

Bob Carroll Jr. (August 12, 1918 – January 27, 2007) was a television writer notable for his creative role in the series I Love Lucy, the first four seasons of which he wrote with his professional partner Madelyn Pugh, and collaborator Jess Oppenheimer. Bob Schiller and Bob Weiskopf later joined the series' writing staff in the fifth season. more…

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