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Synopsis: An 'Airplane'-style spoof of hospital soap operas: a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman - in other words all the usual ingredients present and correct, though in this case the laughs are intentional.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Garry Marshall
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
R
Year:
1982
96 min
267 Views


- What?

- Mobility?

- His arms, his legs, can he move?

- What are you talking about?

- Sorry.

- What are you doing?

He's all better now. Now do me a favor.

Don't tell anybody that

Dr. Buck fixed your duck.

Will one of the interns please report

to Room B?

Then he cornered me

in the back of the bus...

and then he started pulling at my clothes.

Did he say anything?

Yeah, he did. He said:

"First I'm gonna lick you all over."

- Lick?

- Lick.

"And then I'm gonna..."

I can't say it.

Here.

Write down everything

he was going to do after "lick."

Hello, Rocco, yeah.

Look, we got here safe.

The disguises are perfect.

Yeah, but I don't trust nobody.

There's a rumor that the Gallentino family...

brought in a hit man from Rhode Island.

Attention. Starting Monday,

all nurses must wear underwear.

- Next time you'll know better.

- But I was...

No, Dr. Prang won't let us break the rules.

- What's your name?

- Salvatore is his name.

- Does he have Blue Cross?

- Yeah, he's got everything.

Are you the wife?

Is this "This is Your Life" or something?

Would you please find a room for him, lady?

Don't have any rooms. He'll go in the ward.

- Check first.

- I just checked. We're full.

Please, lady,

would you call the room people?

There might have been a cancellation.

I'm a doctor, you're cured.

Get the hell out of here.

Who are you?

That's my cousin Guido.

And this here's my husband.

- Nice to meet you.

- Get the other guy.

My name is Mickey Callaghan,

and I paid for this room.

Yeah, so what? Who cares?

Get out of here.

You're going home, you're all better.

Are you my doctor?

Yeah, my uniform's in the laundry.

Hello, hospital?

Yes, there's an empty room now.

- You can send up Mr. Bonafetti.

- You're always on the phone.

It's amazing. There is a room.

It's a miracle.

Excuse me.

How long has he been like this?

Since the war. Who gives a damn?

Have you seen Valerie or Bunny,

those girls in the red striped dress?

- We're over here, Miss Chang.

- We're over here.

Nurse Sprockett is looking for you.

Here's what he said.

Now don't read it out loud.

"I'm gonna suck...

"And then I'll...

"...your brains out."

A sick, perverted human being.

He ought to be hung up by his things.

Nurse Chang.

Get this woman a place to lie down

until she's ready to go home.

Thank you.

Just wait till I tell you

what happened to me on the bus.

Officer, thank you.

These are neat.

Are you a waitress?

No. I'm a prostitute.

I just wear these to turn on the guys.

How far along is she?

Well, she doesn't know exactly,

but she's huge.

All right, young lady, you'll have

a beautiful baby in no time.

I don't think so, Doctor.

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