Young Doctors In Love

Synopsis: An 'Airplane'-style spoof of hospital soap operas: a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman - in other words all the usual ingredients present and correct, though in this case the laughs are intentional.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Garry Marshall
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
Rotten Tomatoes:
96 min

"Let's Get Acquainted Party, Sunday night."

First day of duty, Monday.

It's still Sunday night. Happy New Year.

Wrong, Doctor.

It's 12:
03 a.m. You're on duty.

- Let's go, doctors.

- Careful, don't step on Milton.

Who do we examine first?

Let's see, there we go, Room 5.

You missed a great party, Doctor.

I didn't become a doctor

to go to parties, Nurse.

I didn't become a doctor

to be called "Nurse."

Thank you, Nurse.

This is Mr. Langley.

Doctor, I can't piss anymore.

- How old are you?

- I'm 82 years old.

You've pissed enough.

For Pete's sake.

I was just joking. He didn't get it.

I didn't get it, either.

Inside mob sources say

Godfather Sal Bonafetti...

and his son Angelo...

are marked for extinction by the underworld.

Needless to say, they are

unavailable for comment.

It's New Year's Eve.

I can't stand this fucking hiding anymore.

I wanna go out.

Angelo, listen to me, I wanna go out.

There's three fucking families

trying to kill you.

You got no brains? Can I have some coffee?

You shouldn't talk to your father that way.

Shut your mouth!

I want quiet.

I can't stand this no more. I can't take it.

All my life, always screaming.

I can't stand the screaming!

Stop screaming!

- What's the matter, Pop?

- Pop, spit it out.

Pop, it's me, it's Angie.

- Say something.

- He looks sick.

Will you shut up?

Keep your mouth shut!

We gotta get him to a hospital. Come on.

It's not safe to go out.

We gotta keep him in hiding.

But don't you think letting him die here

defeats the purpose?

He's right.

You disguise Pop, I'll disguise me.

It's gonna be all right, Pop, you'll see.

It's gonna be all right.

Have you got the ambulance yet?

Sir, I can't just get you an ambulance.

- I want the best doctor in the place.

- Does he have any mobility?

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