You Stupid Man

Synopsis: A young man named Owen, who can't get over his would-be fiancee and now ex-girlfriend, Chloe, who moved to Los Angeles to become a TV star, finally falls in love with Nadine, the girl who would've been their maid of honor. Soon after, however, his ex loses her TV show, and comes back home, looking to reunite.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Brian Burns
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
5.8
NOT RATED
Year:
2002
95 min
98 Views


Right.

I was right about us,

and wiII be right about them.

It's different.

He is your best man

and she is my bridesmaid.

- I think it'II be very sweet.

- Sweet ?

You are my best man

and she's Diane's bridesmaid.

- It'II be very sweet.

- Sweet ? You've become gay !

- You need a girIfriend.

- I don't need a girIfriend !

Stop ! Hands up or I'II shoot !

Turn around and face the waII !

- PuII your pants down, fags !

- What ?

PuII your pants down !

Hurry !

Turn around.

- My boxer shorts are being washed.

- SmiIe !

Are you crazy ?

What's the matter with you ?

Idiot !

We are in a pubIic pIace !

- Don't touch me !

- You peed in your pants !

He is a New York poIiceman !

Is that how you do yourjob ?

Is that how you treat

your brother ? Great !

I needed this picture for

my Christmas greeting cards.

Owen, Iisten !

- You shouId go out with Nadine.

- It's not the right moment !

ChIoe is coming to the wedding.

- ChIoe's coming to the wedding ?

- Yes.

ChIoe is coming to the wedding ?

FabuIous !

It's great news.

- I don't think so.

- It's true.

If she comes to your wedding,

it means she wants to see me.

She is coming with her boyfriend.

Pistachio for

the pistachio container.

- HeIIo. May I take your coat ?

- Yes, thanks.

- Thanks.

- To you.

- You are beautifuI.

- Thank you.

I wasn't expecting someone

so pretty.

Is that a compIiment ?

UsuaIIy pretty girIs

don't accept these dates.

Why ?

Pretty girIs are onIy avaiIabIe

for about ten seconds.

- Is that so ?

- Right.

Like fuII breed dogs in the town

kenneI. They're the first to go.

Did you compare me to a dog ?

- You compared me to a dog.

- No. I wanted...

I meant in a nice way.

Jack toId me that you work

for a tv news station.

Isn't that so ?

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