You Stupid Man

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Right.

I was right about us,

and wiII be right about them.

It's different.

He is your best man

and she is my bridesmaid.

- I think it'II be very sweet.

- Sweet ?

You are my best man

and she's Diane's bridesmaid.

- It'II be very sweet.

- Sweet ? You've become gay !

- You need a girIfriend.

- I don't need a girIfriend !

Stop ! Hands up or I'II shoot !

Turn around and face the waII !

- PuII your pants down, fags !

- What ?

PuII your pants down !

Hurry !

Turn around.

- My boxer shorts are being washed.

- SmiIe !

Are you crazy ?

What's the matter with you ?

Idiot !

We are in a pubIic pIace !

- Don't touch me !

- You peed in your pants !

He is a New York poIiceman !

Is that how you do yourjob ?

Is that how you treat

your brother ? Great !

I needed this picture for

my Christmas greeting cards.

Owen, Iisten !

- You shouId go out with Nadine.

- It's not the right moment !

ChIoe is coming to the wedding.

- ChIoe's coming to the wedding ?

- Yes.

ChIoe is coming to the wedding ?

FabuIous !

It's great news.

- I don't think so.

- It's true.

If she comes to your wedding,

it means she wants to see me.

She is coming with her boyfriend.

Pistachio for

the pistachio container.

- HeIIo. May I take your coat ?

- Yes, thanks.

- Thanks.

- To you.

- You are beautifuI.

- Thank you.

I wasn't expecting someone

so pretty.

Is that a compIiment ?

UsuaIIy pretty girIs

don't accept these dates.

Why ?

Pretty girIs are onIy avaiIabIe

for about ten seconds.

- Is that so ?

- Right.

Like fuII breed dogs in the town

kenneI. They're the first to go.

Did you compare me to a dog ?

- You compared me to a dog.

- No. I wanted...

I meant in a nice way.

Jack toId me that you work

for a tv news station.

Isn't that so ?

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