
You Stupid Man
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- Year:
- 2002
- 95 min
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(0.00 / 0 votes)Right.
It's different.
He is your best man
and she is my bridesmaid.
- I think it'II be very sweet.
- Sweet ?
You are my best man
and she's Diane's bridesmaid.
- It'II be very sweet.
- You need a girIfriend.
- I don't need a girIfriend !
Stop ! Hands up or I'II shoot !
Turn around and face the waII !
- PuII your pants down, fags !
- What ?
PuII your pants down !
Hurry !
Turn around.
- My boxer shorts are being washed.
- SmiIe !
Are you crazy ?
What's the matter with you ?
Idiot !
- Don't touch me !
- You peed in your pants !
He is a New York poIiceman !
Is that how you do yourjob ?
Is that how you treat
Owen, Iisten !
- You shouId go out with Nadine.
ChIoe is coming to the wedding.
- ChIoe's coming to the wedding ?
- Yes.
ChIoe is coming to the wedding ?
FabuIous !
It's great news.
- I don't think so.
- It's true.
If she comes to your wedding,
She is coming with her boyfriend.
Pistachio for
the pistachio container.
- HeIIo. May I take your coat ?
- Yes, thanks.
- Thanks.
- To you.
- You are beautifuI.
- Thank you.
I wasn't expecting someone
so pretty.
Is that a compIiment ?
UsuaIIy pretty girIs
Why ?
Pretty girIs are onIy avaiIabIe
for about ten seconds.
- Is that so ?
- Right.
Like fuII breed dogs in the town
kenneI. They're the first to go.
Did you compare me to a dog ?
- You compared me to a dog.
- No. I wanted...
I meant in a nice way.
Jack toId me that you work
for a tv news station.
Isn't that so ?
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