You May Not Kiss the Bride

Synopsis: An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Rob Hedden
Production: Freestyle Releasing
Rotten Tomatoes:
99 min

I prefer the goats. But my wife

Boris The stage is sad.

You should be aware, Mr. Nik... Nicotine.

How can I compensate for this?

The easiest way is to let boys treat

cement shoes and a swimming trip.

Aha! Oh...

What is the second easiest?

Marry my daughter, Masha.

I'm sorry?

Mashalla a visa problem.

Should we get married,

in order to receive a residence permit?

Year after the federal repeal of

, and our accounts are clear.

I have not even met him.

It's just a sham marriage.

Masha women after Bricklandin.

Brick Land is like my own son...

but very jealous.

I would not recommend

any sexual activity...

Or he will kill you

very unpleasant way.

I'm sorry, but the debate is over.

I am sorry for the cat, but...

You do not know who I am.

Many influential men have

been trying to deceive me.

And where are they now?

Who knows?

You're not a man of consequence.

You're smart.

Yes You make the right decision.

Let us live forever.

Who the hell is this?

I, the mother.

You better be in trouble,

when you call at this time.

I have a mask on the face!

I have to marry a Croatian girl, or I die.

Then go get married.

Did not you hear?

This is good news.

Her father would kill me.

Do you love him?

I've never met him.

The story is complex.

The same old hymn every time.

Is he old enough to become a mother?

Eastern Europeans are fertile.

This is not helping matters.

How did he look like?

I do not know, but

his mother does not bode well.

Of all the ugly, it's just a matter of time

. Is he rich?

His father is a crime boss.

So the money is enough.

Are you even listening?

Do you have other women?

I do not have time to wait for


Forget it, I do not touch him.

Your father is kind of listened to.

You will be conceived for

honeymooners in the elevator.

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Rob Hedden

Rob Hedden wrote and directed the 2012 romantic action comedy "You May Not Kiss The Bride" starring Dave Annable, Katharine McPhee, Kathy Bates, Rob Schneider and Mena Suvari. His original feature script "The Condemned" was released theatrically by Lionsgate in 2007. The action film starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vinnie Jones was a national ... more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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