You I Love Page #3

Synopsis: Vera and Tim are successful young professionals living fast-paced lives in ultra-modern Moscow. Their lives crackle with the capitalist energy of excess, anxiety, consumption, and stress- and they are in love. Everything changes one night when Tim accidentally drives his car into Uloomji, a young Kalmyk day worker. (The Kalmyks are a semi-nomadic people of Mongolian decent.) The two men begin a torrid affair that involves howling and knocking over a lot of furniture. Tim is attracted to Uloomji's exotic demeanor and liberated by his impulsiveness and lack of inhibition. To Uloomji, Tim embodies a kind of class and refinement he sees only in magazines. Vera struggles to comprehend their bond and her boyfriend's erratic behavior. She is dragged reluctantly into a bizarre love triangle. Before long, all three lives unravel, exemplified by a visit to a Buddhist healer, a three-way in the bathroom of a gay bar, a faked death and a kidnapping.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Production: Picture This! Entertainment
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
Year:
2004
83 min
Website
21 Views


I want to tell you...

This is important.

- I love you.

- I love you.

Come to my place tonight.

I need you.

Come to my place tonight.

I need you.

- I want you, okay?

- I want you, okay?

- Will you come back?

- Will you come back?

- Forgive me. I love you.

- Forgive me. I love you.

And him?

H im? H im as well.

- It's all smudged.

- Wait, don't hang up.

- This is silly.

- Do you love me?

Yes.

We're coming to you

with the evening news.

I am Vera Kirillova.

'Sex on the Beach', please.

- 'Sex on the Beach'.

- Not with you, dear.

No, it's a cocktail with a...

Blue Curacao.

I believe you. But we don't

have anyone like that here.

Well, can you make an Orgasm?

Well, what's your problem?

- I can't tell you.

- Why?

Because no one

will understand me.

Why?

I'm in love with this guy.

But he... he loves men.

And I love women.

I think he has sex with men.

So what. And I have sex

with women.

- But why?

- J ust because.

I'm my own Moon,

my own sea...

And I'm my own road to where

there'll always be...

U lumji, but you know

how much I love you.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- H i.

- You're not at work?

- Not my shift.

- Thanks.

- That's not for you.

Timofei.

- Ivan Badmaevich.

- Pardon me?

- Ivan Badmaevich.

- This is my uncle Vanya.

- I n what sense?

- My uncle. My father's brother.

How do you like the cigars?

- H i!

- H i. Come on in.

Please meet U ncle Vanya.

- Who is that?

- H is uncle.

- What is he doing here?

- Came to visit his nephew.

The uncle is going

to live here too?

No, don't go away.

I don't know

what to do with them.

When I was a man,

I could not allow myself

to dress like that.

You know, U lumji,

I suffered so much,

consulted countless doctors.

And they all tried to dissuade

me. But I regret nothing.

I really recommend you do it.

Of course, it's not cheap.

But it's worth it.

You will find the money

for the operation, I hope?

He needs the support

from all of us at this time.

When I look at these

smooth arms of mine,

without a single hair,

I bless the Lord.

Yes, I bought this gorgeous

nail polish.

Try it.

And never regret the loss of

that small, unpleasant detail.

The operation is always done

under full sedation.

Hello, you're on.

Talk to us.

- I can't hear you.

- Talk to us.

- May I speak?

- Go ahead.

Finally I have reached you.

I'm Vasya from the Moscow Region.

Yesterday was

my girlfriend's birthday.

I want you to play a song

for her, and I want to say:

Masha, I love you so much.

Don't be angry, I just could

not reach you on the phone.

It just so happens,

by chance it seems

I've figured out

what eternity means

Can you film my deer in a commercial?

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