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But I don't want to do it

in front of them.

But first, let me just say

- how nice it is to finally...

- It's OK.

...meet you!

- Excuse me?

- Will has told me so much about you,

but now here you are! I cannot

wait to spend the next four days

learning all about my

brand-new sister! Hugsies!

- Oh, never mind.

- Yeah.

The salad looks good.

There he is!

Coco Puff! Come here, buddy!

Oh, Coco Puff! Come to Mommy!

- Yeah! That's my boy.

- Coco Puff, dinner time.

Joanna, I'm not sure I feel comfortable

starting dinner without your aunt.

- I think it's very rude.

- Oh, no, no, no.

Don't worry about Aunt Mona.

She's just running late.

- OK. You ready, honey?

- Ready!

All right. Batter up.

I'm sorry, are we executing Dad tonight?

You know how your father's

always been so interested

in the whole mind-body connection?

And since we can't have Will's

best man looking fat on Saturday...

- That's right.

- You do not look fat!

I'm trying the Yamaguchi diet.

A colleague at the hospital

told me about it.

Most people don't realize

when they're full.

They need an empty plate to tell them.

Scientific fact:

When you wear a blindfold,

you rely on your stomach.

I've already lost six pounds.

And where did you go to medical school?

- Ben!

- Well, I think it's

a very smart way to stay fit.

- Thank you, Joanna.

- Mm-hmm.

Let's eat!

Wow.

So, uh, how did you two meet?

We were at this little

karaoke bar at the beach,

and Will was onstage

doing his best Hall & Oates.

- Not my finest moment.

- Really?

- No, it wasn't.

- Ben.

He was so cute, I just had to save him.

So I got onstage

and we sang it together.

- And she has been saving me ever since.

- That's right.

You know, I just think it's unbelievable

that in a small town like Ridgefield,

Will and Joanna could grow up

practically down the block

from each other

and not run into each other until now.

It's funny, isn't it?

It's hilarious!

Isn't it? I mean, that

our paths haven't crossed till now?

- Isn't that funny?

- Yeah. It's so funny!

Weird. So, Marni, Will tells me

that you work for this

big, fancy PR firm in LA?

Guilty. Actually, since you

mentioned it, I have news.

- I got a promotion.

- What?

And I am now VP of our

New York office. And I was...

- A promotion in New York?

- Yes.

Oh, honey, congratulations!

That's fantastic!

- We're so proud of you!

- That is awesome.

You get to meet real celebrities?

Like, that is really cool!

You know, enough about me.

I'm dying to know

what you're doing. You know?

I mean, what have you been up to?

- My life is dull by comparison.

- Oh, I doubt it.

I'm sure you keep itjust as interesting

as you did in high school, right?

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