You, Me and Him

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2018
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signed football back, I'm happy.

[OLIVIA] Oh, I'm sure she will.

- So, you're a single man, now?

- Yeah!

Gosh! You can party, date and...

- [STUTTERING] ...travel the world.

- Grow my hair a bit.

- [OLIVIA] And that.

- Have a divorce party.

Oh, that's classy.

- Thank you!

- [ALEX] Goodbye, John!

[JOHN] What you doin'?

Are you two doing stuff?

[MOUTHS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER]

["BEEN INVITED TO A PARTY"

PLAYING]

[PANTING]

[OLIVIA] Look at him. Mr.

Family Man.

If we were still kids, I'd go

over there and give him a wedgie.

Those trousers are doing the

job for you.

- Do you ever think about that?

- You brother's ass. Daily, yeah.

I wish I had the courage to be

different,

to stand alone and accept

that I have feelings for men.

- I just can't deal with the stigma.

- Just 'cause, lately I've been...

I've just been thinking, I don't

know, what a great mum you'd make.

So that's what it was about.

- What?

- The anti-proposal.

- No.

- That's why you had no ring.

Look, were we... You know, I don't...

We haven't broached that, have we?

- The kid thing? Have we covered that?

- Uh, yeah. Date two.

You asked me, and I said maybe,

but like, not for years.

Okay.

[PEOPLE CHATTING]

Well, you didn't shut it down.

- Did you?

- That was ten months ago.

[BEN] Get ready, people!

[PEOPLE CHEERING]

You've seen my bank balance, huh? I

don't know if I'm ready. If I'm ever...

- gonna be ready.

- Yeah. Yes.

- Ah! Ah! Ah!

- [PEOPLE LAUGHING]

Are those tears?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Um...

I'm sorry. I know you're not

ready.

But Alex, I'm almost 40.

The shop is closing.

I know that's not terribly Gloria

Steinem of me but it's true.

[SIGHS]

This is a thing, isn't it?

I should have been more honest.

How long have you wanted this?

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