You, Me and Him Page #2
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Only since I was five.
You should have been more
honest.
[PEOPLE CHATTING]
I just didn't want to lose you.
You have me.
This is it. I'm done.
- I want us to be a family.
- [CHEERING]
I need time...
- time to think.
- Sure. Oh, absolutely, yeah. Cool.
No pressure.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
[ALFIE] So, you dumped her?
No, Alf. She asked for a baby.
Not a kidney.
That would be way less hassle.
- Who would have it?
You?
You'll never have sex again. Pregnancy
fucks with your vagina, man.
She wants to do it. There's no
way I'm shitting out a kid.
- How many of these we've had?
- Like...
three... each.
- The guy said just have a half.
- It'll be mellow. It's always mellow.
[SCREAMING]
[ALFIE] What is happening?
It just won't stop.
[ALEX] We're all gonna die.
- [PANTING]
- [SCREAMING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [MUSIC PLAYING]
- [JOHN] Hey! You made it.
- Of course, we did.
We needed the alcohol.
Well, I'm just glad
you didn't feel intimidated.
[OLIVIA] Happy divorce.
Thank you very much, Olivia.
I'm heartbroken, you know?
- Hang on in there.
- [JOHN] Thank you, Alex.
Just BTW, I can see right
through that top.
Oh, oh! Mojitos are up!
Come on! [CHANTING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[ALEX] Babe.
- I'm still not talking to you, okay?
- I'm sorry.
Those brownies were stronger
than expected and to be fair...
that ride cannot be safe for
kids.
- Alex, this is not the way to behave.
- I know.
I just got bored of not getting
anything done
- and wanted to have some fun, I am trying.
- Well, just hurry up!
- Hurry up!
- Yes!
Girls? Really?
Isn't this something about MTV
in the 90's?
I think those two will fancy you
whatever.
Alex, I need you to be the person
that you plan to be sooner.
Why?
Becau... because you're
going to be a mother.
I've started already...
the insemination program.
[ALEX SIGHS]
Surprise.
[SIGHING]
Yay.
How could you do this?
Huh?
You promised me time to think.
I just thought I'd give it a
shot and see.
- [SCOFFS] This is our life.
- Alex, I couldn't wait.
Not any longer.
[SIGHS]
You'll be a great mother...
Stop telling me what I'm
f***ing great at.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm going to go back to our house
and give us both time to cool off.
I don't wanna see you.
- Fine. I'll go to my parents.
- Fine.
F***!
- Ah-ha! Where's Olivia?
- Huh! I've been left behind.
You okay?
[SIGHS] "I make so many beginnings,
there will never be an end."
- I'm not quite following.
- Mm.
Little Women. You should read
it, John.
In the meantime...
do you fancy forgetting
who the f*** we are for a bit?
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