You, Me and Him Page #2

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Only since I was five.

You should have been more

honest.

[PEOPLE CHATTING]

I just didn't want to lose you.

You have me.

This is it. I'm done.

- I want us to be a family.

- [CHEERING]

I need time...

- time to think.

- Sure. Oh, absolutely, yeah. Cool.

No pressure.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

[ALFIE] So, you dumped her?

No, Alf. She asked for a baby.

Not a kidney.

That would be way less hassle.

- I said I'd think about it.

- Who would have it?

You?

You'll never have sex again. Pregnancy

fucks with your vagina, man.

She wants to do it. There's no

way I'm shitting out a kid.

- How many of these we've had?

- Like...

three... each.

- The guy said just have a half.

- It'll be mellow. It's always mellow.

[SCREAMING]

[ALFIE] What is happening?

It just won't stop.

[ALEX] We're all gonna die.

- [PANTING]

- [SCREAMING]

[POLICE SIREN FADING OUT]

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- [MUSIC PLAYING]

- [JOHN] Hey! You made it.

- Of course, we did.

We needed the alcohol.

Well, I'm just glad

you didn't feel intimidated.

[OLIVIA] Happy divorce.

Thank you very much, Olivia.

I'm heartbroken, you know?

- Hang on in there.

- [JOHN] Thank you, Alex.

Just BTW, I can see right

through that top.

Oh, oh! Mojitos are up!

Come on! [CHANTING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[ALEX] Babe.

- I'm still not talking to you, okay?

- I'm sorry.

Those brownies were stronger

than expected and to be fair...

that ride cannot be safe for

kids.

- Alex, this is not the way to behave.

- I know.

I just got bored of not getting

anything done

- and wanted to have some fun, I am trying.

- Well, just hurry up!

- Hurry up!

- Yes!

Girls? Really?

Isn't this something about MTV

in the 90's?

I think those two will fancy you

whatever.

Alex, I need you to be the person

that you plan to be sooner.

Why?

Becau... because you're

going to be a mother.

I've started already...

the insemination program.

[ALEX SIGHS]

Surprise.

[SIGHING]

Yay.

How could you do this?

Huh?

You promised me time to think.

I just thought I'd give it a

shot and see.

- [SCOFFS] This is our life.

- Alex, I couldn't wait.

Not any longer.

This was never about me.

[SIGHS]

You'll be a great mother...

Stop telling me what I'm

f***ing great at.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I'm going to go back to our house

and give us both time to cool off.

I don't wanna see you.

- Fine. I'll go to my parents.

- Fine.

F***!

- Ah-ha! Where's Olivia?

- Huh! I've been left behind.

You okay?

[SIGHS] "I make so many beginnings,

there will never be an end."

- I'm not quite following.

- Mm.

Little Women. You should read

it, John.

In the meantime...

do you fancy forgetting

who the f*** we are for a bit?

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