Yogi Bear Page #3
Please, excuse the pre-tied bow tie.
It's fine, Boo Boo. This is going to be
a whole new perspective for a documentary.
The Boo Boo cam will capture the true
wilderness in all its natural glory.
That sounds like my apartment. Ha, ha.
Uh, you know, because I live alone.
Well, plenty of women have tried
to change that.
It's just, I haven't found one that...
- Likes you?
- What? No. No, that...
Will return your calls?
Can you stop helping, please?
Sir, I can see you like this lady.
But your courting rituals need work.
What you need to do is follow her around
for two days making snorting sounds.
Then fight any male that looks at her.
And then, of course, urinate on her
to mark her as your territory.
Works every time.
I got it under control, Yogi.
- Boo Boo, you're rolling.
- Cool.
Yogi Bear, a brown bear commonly found
Weighing up to 1800 pounds, brown bears
are also the national animal of Finland.
I don't think you have to narrate.
But I liked where you were going with it,
Boo Boo.
- I was hooked.
- Really?
Yes. Now try to film from flattering angles,
if you know what I mean.
Pic-a-nic baskets may be delicious on
the lips, but they're a lifetime on the hips.
Oh, no.
Ranger Smith! Ranger Smith.
The mayor's here.
What's he doing here?
Why didn't he give us more warning?
I have to secure the area.
All units, lock down the park.
Repeat, lock down the park.
Jones, you know
I'm the only other ranger here, right?
Yeah.
- Ranger Smith, we need to talk.
- You could've just called.
Yeah, but I thought
this would be more friendly.
I'm really working on my people skills.
Anyway, I am closing your park down.
- Okay.
- What?
Oh, yeah, this place just costs the city
way too much money.
Jellystone hasn't made its operating budget
in 10 years.
You know, it's hard to compete with
Oh, hey, you're not kidding. Oh, have you
guys been to Lincoln Log Land yet?
Oh, man, they have got a roller coaster
there, it's made completely out of logs.
It's just like they rode in the pioneer days.
It's unbelievable.
Sir, Jellystone is special. Okay?
It's turning 100 years old this very year.
Why, it's a landmark.
I would never let it be closed down.
Well, uh, you actually
don't have a choice.
Have you read the city bylaws lately?
Chapter 6. Section 73.
"Any municipal property
that can't generate enough money...
...to cover its operating budget...
...can be rezoned for other uses."
And since Jellystone loses money
every year, we're shutting it down.
Uh, sorry?
- I thought that went well.
- Yeah.
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