Yogi Bear Page #2

Bankrupt? No, no, no. We're a city.

Cities don't go bankrupt.

They do when they're broke, sir.

We just have to find some money

somewhere.

I'm about to run for governor.

How am I gonna do that

when my own city is bankrupt?

Okay, yes. Thank you.

- Here's the invoice, Mr. Mayor.

- Yikes! Wow. Ha.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

Just bill it to the city, okay? Thank you.

Ugh. How did we ever go so broke?

- I think we just spent too much.

- Hmm. Is there anything we can sell?

You already sold the public golf course

to condo developers...

...two of the three fire stations to

that frozen yogurt company.

You were selling the library,

but it burned down.

Oh, yeah. That was gonna be one of

those make-your-own-doughnut places.

- No.

- Yeah.

- If you could dream it up, you could make it.

- Ah. Love those.

We gotta think of something here.

Well, if we don't have anything to sell,

maybe we can profit off what we can't sell.

I don't understand those words.

Like when we sold the bottling rights

to the water in Lake Beuclair.

- We made a fortune.

- Yeah.

Sinkhole Beuclair is a great place

to throw old mattresses.

- Oh, yeah.

- Hmm.

We just don't have any more resources

to exploit.

Or do we?

Jellystone.

If we rezone Jellystone Park as agricultural

land, we can sell the logging rights.

Here.

This company says they'll give us

thousands of dollars an acre...

...just to cut down the trees

or something.

That'll be enough to balance the budget

and give each citizen a big fat check.

You have any idea how many votes

that'll buy me?

- Enough to be the next governor?

- Exactly.

You're fine, Yogi.

It's just a few scrapes and bruises.

I don't know, Mr. Ranger.

I'm pretty sure I heard my spine snap.

Well, you wouldn't be able to stand.

And you wouldn't be able to eat.

I'm okay!

Yogi, Boo Boo, I would like to introduce

you to Rachel Johnson...

...who's here to make a nature

documentary.

What the heck was that?

I was saying hello.

I lived in a den with brown bears

for six months.

Only bear I've ever lived with

is Boo Boo.

And he only makes that sound after

he's eaten baked beans. Heh, heh.

I have problems with baked beans.

And for a little bear,

he makes a lot of stink.

Okay, I have some fantastic river otters

you can film instead.

- Could get a hat and tie on the slow one.

- No, you know, I really, really like these two.

- Would you guys mind if I shoot you?

- Huh?

Yogi, I think she meant with a camera.

Yes. Of course with a camera.

Heh-heh-heh. I knew that.

But not just any camera.

This isn't gonna make me look fat,

is it?

No, you are gonna look great.

Okay, just a few more adjustments.

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