Yogi Bear

Jellystone Park.

One of the nation's oldest and most

beautiful stretches of wilderness.

For years, families have headed out

from the busy city...

...eager to enjoy a little camping,

fishing...

...and, of course,

observing the park's natural wildlife.

Boo Boo, I think it's time

I introduced myself to that pic-a-nic basket.

You know, Yogi,

we could just hunt for food.

All the other animals do.

Boo Boo, a pic-a-nic basket has

everything a bear needs.

And I'm not just talking about the treats

and snack-type goodies. No.

A pic-a-nic basket holds a lot more

than that.

It holds dreams.

What are we looking at?

I don't know.

Hook me in.

You sure it'll work, Yogi?

Well, you know, Boo Boo,

I'm smarter than the average bear!

All right!

Ranger Smith!

Sorry about that.

We got a 4-23 in Redwood Valley, sir.

- A what?

- A bear disturbance.

- I think it's probably...

- I know who it is.

Why didn't you just say

"bear disturbance"?

Well, I...

Uh, well, it sounds cooler.

I mean, we're park rangers, sir.

You know:

"To protect and preserve."

Did you just make that motto up?

Yeah, I did. Do you like it?

Ranger Jones, you know that, well,

being a park ranger, it's not about mottos.

It's about keeping the park safe.

That's where the glory is.

Protecting all of this.

Yeah, I know. Besides,

that motto was still in the testing phase.

It's not like I made T-shirts or anything.

Heh, no, of course not.

Okay, I'm gonna deal with that 4-23.

Okay, copy that, sir.

Um, I'm actually gonna hop

in the Armadillo, make some rounds.

Jones, you know that the Armadillo is

for head ranger use only.

I might need it at any moment to deal

with a park emergency.

Why don't you finish stacking

those trail maps?

Yeah, sure. Okay.

Yeah, because that's what future

head rangers do, they stack maps.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

Our days of getting banged up

to grab a meal are over, Boo Boo.

From now on, the pic-a-nic baskets are

going to fall into our arms.

Soldering iron.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

Okay. That should do it. Test rock.

Okay, Yogi.

Weight sensor triggered.

Basket in position.

Launch spring starts coiling.

Firing pin drops. And...

Bull's-eye!

I'm so smart it hurts!

You're standing on the soldering iron.

Or it's that.

Hot, hot, hot!

There's the test rock.

Now we just wait here for a pic-a-nic basket

to fall into our arms.

Are you sure about this, Yogi?

People seem to get pretty mad when you...

A genius never questions his instincts,

Boo Boo.

When you have a mind like mine...

...you can't blink or you'll put a kink

in your think.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

We've got our first customers.

And they have pie!

I wonder what kind it is.

Yogi, are you out here?

- It's Mr. Ranger.

- Aah!

Get rid of the test rock.

Destroy the evidence. I was never here.

Look... Ow!

Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir.

Did you just...?

Did you guys...? Did you...?

Oh, never mind.

Look, there was a complaint about a bear

interfering with a family picnic.

I see. And you'd like us to mount

some sort of investigation?

No, I think it was you.

What?! How can you even think that?

Are you feverish?

Let me press my lips against

your forehead.

Wait! You're not pressing your lips

against my forehead.

Hey, it's a lot better than the way

they take my temperature.

No, look, Yogi,

we've been over this many times.

Bears are supposed to avoid people,

not run around stealing their food.

I agree, sir. That's why my friend Boo Boo

and I would never think...

...of disturbing a family's pic-a-nic.

Huh. It missed.

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