Yoga Hosers Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2016
- 88 min
- 597 Views
They get cute, they get cut.
Holy sh*t.
I call her The Mohel,
she's my date knife.
Thanks.
So we start with
Pretentious Frog.
Pretentious Frog,
"I only eat grass-fed flies."
The Dissatisfied Customer.
Dissatisfied Customer.
"I don't like
Atlas Shrugged, Atlas Shrugged.
We've got Atlas
and then we shrug.
Do Lasers from the Wrists,
Lasers from the Wrists.
Yoga Fett, Yoga Fett.
Awkward Conversationalist,
we put our foot in a mouth.
Foot in the mouth.
Upward Dog, our favorite canine.
Downward Dog.
Here we go
Three-Legged Dog.
That's sad, Three-Legged Dog,
look at that dog.
But you know what's sadder?
Two-Legged Dog,
and he's in his little pushcart,
his little makeshift wheelbarrow
and he's pushing himself along.
We push right into
Lotus Position.
And we feel positive
energy all around us.
And let's hold onto that
positive energy in the room.
But, you know,
I did read on the message boards
at CanadianCorpses.com
that they've been finding
body parts all over Winnipeg
for the last few months.
Body parts?
Oh, yeah, arms, legs,
heads, scalps, torsos,
feet, hands, nipples, dinkies.
Dinkies?
I said, "Take my dinky first,
but leave me my nipples."
It's basically a vestigial
dinky at this point.
But you take my nipples,
and that's my identity.
There's some real negativity in
the world, girls. But remember,
negative space can still be a design
asset, as long as you live the Yoga Way.
And you breathe the Yoga Way.
And. yes, you even have to
sh*t the Yoga Way.
Seriously. sit in Lotus Position
next time you're on the toilet,
everything just falls out of you.
Like you're dumping a book bag.
A book bag full of poo.
Go.
Okay. let me see.
That one's cute. that one's cute,
don't post that one though.
Okay. yeah, you look basic.
Oh. what in the ham and
eggs is this all about?
It looks like a
Vancouver Hockey Riot in here.
What'd you do. rob a mall?
- Hi. Dad.
- Hi, Mr. Collette.
What are you doin'
with all these clothes?
- We're screening outfits.
- Oh. yeah?
Whatever gets the most likes. we
wear to the party tomorrow night.
A grade 12 party.
No!
Oh. where did my little girl go?
Aw. stop.
You two are gonna make me cry.
- I'm back.
- Hey. hey!
That's gonna make me cry.
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey. Hey.
- A little tongue
- I bit ya. eh?
I got a bite!
Oh. my god. It looks like
a Vancouver Hockey Riot in here.
I know. I know.
What is this.
What are you two doing?
They're picking out their
outfits for a party tomorrow.
A grade 12 party.
Oh.
- Big time. big time.
- Oh. with seniors now.
I know.
She's only supposed to go
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