Year of the Dragon Page #4

'Stanley, don't break my balls.'

What kind of relationship is this?

- You don't care about our relationship.

I do care.

I do care about our relationship.

oh, come on.

I just wanna know why

you're so angry all the time.

Well, Stanley, it's because you have

become an arrogant, self-centered...

...condescending son of a b*tch.

There's a lot to be arrogant about--...

oh, don't start, okay? I'm not

taking any more of your sh*t, Stan.

You wanna fix the f***ing washing

machine? You go ahead and fix it.

You fix it. I gotta go to work.

Hey, look, l'm not having

such a great day, either.

I thought you said you had the night off.

I thought maybe we could go out.

- They shifted me back to nights.

What is biting your ass?

Don't tell me it's the washing machine.

No. Nothing.

I don't expect anything from you.

- What is that supposed to mean?

It means you bombed out.

You forgot. You weren't here.

You missed target practice.

What?

- Wednesday.

Wednesday.

It's the day of my ovulation.

I guess I forgot.

Don't bullshit me, Stan.

I don't like it.

I'm getting the picture, okay?

It's clear as ice.

lf you really wanted a kid--

- of course I want a kid.

No, no. You'd take care of yourself a bit.

You'd sleep decent hours, you'd eat

regular, you'd take your vitamins.

You promised me you'd

take your vitamin E.

I paid 50 bucks for this.

You'd screw me once in a while

at the right time of the month.

How do we stand a chance?

Hey, l'm sorry.

- I know.

You said that last month

and the month before that.

I'll tell you what, next month,

we'll take a weekend off.

We'll go up to that place in the Poconos.

The place your brother-in-law's

always talking about.

The place with the heart-shaped tubs?

We could try there.

Don't give me all that.

Don't treat me like an idiot.

It doesn't work anymore.

It doesn't work.

Sh*t.

Good evening, miss Tzu.

- Hi. How are you?

We're very happy you

are joining us tonight.

Thanks.

- This way, please.

This is miss Tzu.

How do you do?

- Hello.

We're so pleased you've come.

- Thank you.

I didn't think you'd show up.

I wanted a closer look at the jerk

who insulted me on the street.

What would you like to drink?

- Tea.

Why didn't you tell me who you were?

- Hostile, aren't you?

I showed up, didn't l?

Why don't you have some spareribs.

They have great spareribs here, but

lousy lighting. Ever wonder about that?

Why the inside of a Chinese restaurant

makes you feel like you're at the DmV?

Feel like l'm waiting for an eye test.

You know, the atmosphere is not the thing.

Besides, I like ltalian food better anyway.

I'm impressed.

Are you doing your homework?

Scratching the surface.

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