XOXO Page #2

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Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

- Your soul mate?

- I just have a feeling, you know?

He sent me this song

and it was like he knew me.

Like, he knew it would be

the perfect song to send me.

Krystal, everyone's listening

to that song.

Aw, little Krystal wants a soul mate.

What do you want with a soul mate?

You know we're going to a huge party?

There's gonna be endless hot guys

for you to choose from.

Like, a candy store of dudes.

That's cool that you like candy,

but I want chocolate.

The kind you save for a special occasion,

and eat slowly.

I don't think it's that crazy.

Most of our parents met

when they were our age.

-Yeah, and now they're all divorced.

-Come on, don't give her sh*t.

I've got a soul mate

I'm meeting up with, too.

Maybe you guys have heard of him.

His name's dj avilo.

Xoxo, here we go!

Hello? Hi. Yes, this is tariq hariri,

Ethan Shaw's manager.

Yeah, I was supposed to meet

with Mr. Henderson at 6:00, but...

If you can believe this, there was some

strange noise in the engine of my plane,

so rather than risk it,

we decided to take the limo.

No, out of all of my clients,

Ethan Shaw is my favorite.

Okay.

I'm sorry, the limo is a little bit loud.

No, no, we'll still be there.

We just might be a little bit late.

Great. Okay, thank you.

Thank you very much.

- Come on.

- Tariq!

What are you doing?

We have customers!

I, uh... I...

Sorry.

Oh!

Dude, who're you texting?

Hey, bro! Bro, who're you texting, man.

Come on. Let me in, man.

Let me in on your secrets.

Yo, bro.

Yo, I came correct to this sh*t.

Brought sensations

for all occasions, my friend.

Dude, check it. I'm gonna get started

with these little Vicodin babies here,

and top that off with

these pharmaceutical-grade thc caps...

Later on, if you're interested.

Oh, and the mushies

are for whenever the sun...

Ah! That's dumb, man! I'm sorry.

I'm actually trying to work

on something right now--

dude, I'm gonna save the Molly

for right before avilo,

so it's, like, crazy intense.

- What is he doing?

- Know what I'm saying?

Poor f***ing guy.

Consider the fact

that the universe is infinite.

Hey. Hey, do... do you wanna sit with us?

We have room.

One second.

Thanks. I needed that.

No, I didn't come to this with anybody.

I feel like...

Oh, very nice. Listening to Ethan Shaw.

-Yeah.

-We're pretty stoked about it.

We think he's gonna be

the best thing at the fest.

So good.

You guys are f***ing with me, right?

Aren't we supposed to go that way?

No way, girl, we're vip.

Darla got us that sweet hookup.

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