Xiao Quan Guai Zhao (Revenge of the Dragon AKA The Fearless Hyena) Page #2

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I didn't!

I merely struck a pose

and they let me leave

What pose?

Just the basic one

Disgraceful!

Enjoy your wine! I'll start training!

Forget it

No training today?

I want to train together with you!

- OK, come on

- Grandpa!

Everything's fair in love and war!

But I'm your grandson!

Rascal, up to your

funny tricks again?

This is called "Short but dangerous"!

I choose the short one then!

Come back! We're not done yet!

I missed? This is called

"Long but powerful"!

Whatever you say!

I'll take them all

No

Must say you're pretty smart

I get beaten enough!

Grab it, poke it and smack with it

The bee retreats

Fish for it and the phoenix flies!

- Come back!

- I'm not through yet!

Blow on the flute!

Hold it!

Tail of the tiger!

Tail of the tiger!

My turn to grab the stick!

Where are you going?

The tiger's tail!

The tiger's tail!

The three links

sends the birds a-flying!

Open the door with the iron fan!

The iron bull ploughs!

This technique is known as

"Following the tide"!

Here I come! Winds sweep

the plum flowers!

Grandpa! Take it easy!

Open the door with the iron fan!

You've broken the door!

Left, right, the fairy strews the flowers!

No, Grandpa!

Hit you till you go dizzy!

My eyes are blurry!

Fingers point to heaven and earth!

A knock on the head!

The crocodile hits the boat!

The fisherman casts his net!

Snowflakes on the top! Uproot the old tree

The old cow pulls the mill!

The dragonfly leaps!

Leaps...

The bird returns to the forest!

I was too slow

Come out!

The swallow returns to its nest

Are you coming out?

OK, a little force may help

I'm coming out

Come on, then!

The rolling gourd!

One becomes two!

And two becomes four!

Grandpa, stop!

Why?

My head's already swollen!

I hop, I step and I jump!

Trying to run? Come back!

It's best to run!

Run where?

Turn and escape!

Embrace the moon!

Advance, turn, stick on the back!

The swallow's jump!

Why don't you start to jump!

I'll just jump right here!

Let me help you jump!

The lion shakes its head and

here comes the end!

What did you say?

End!

End?

Grandpa. Stop or I'll be dead!

How can you learn if I stop!

How many times have I told you

not to reveal our clan's techniques?

Why do you insist on showing it?

Practicing our clan's Kung Fu is

not illegal!

You can practice it

but you're not to reveal it

If you do, I'll trash you to death

I've had it then

That's why I said

you must look for a proper job

And be an ordinary man!

Rascal

Come, try it!

Mister, you're buying...

What are you so happy about?

Mister, you're buying...

Why are you so sad?

Who's suffered a loss? You or me?

Why won't you learn? Come

I'll show you once!

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