Xi you xiang mo pian Page #3

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2013
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Come, let's go!

Sir... please join us.

I have so much to say to you.

Come on... let's go!

Or you won't get to see my gorgeous face.

Oh, really? Thank goodness!

I was just joking.

Why would I want you to be upset?

Just turn away.

I'm already upset.

You're so mean.

Sir, do you find me unattractive?

Then why won't you talk to me?

Please just say something.

I beg you... please talk to me.

Welcome to the Gao Family Inn!

You certainly have good taste.

All our guests

love our food and dcor.

Look at our stylish candelabrum.

Doesn't it feel romantic?

From the number of repeat customers...

...you can tell how good our food is.

Come...

This is our signature dish.

Our famous roast pig.

It's crispy outside, yet tender inside.

It melts in your mouth.

I guarantee you'll be back for more.

We're very busy today.

Please wait... I'll find a table for you.

Sir.

I have a table for you. This way please.

I'm a demon-hunter.

Just reveal yourself.

What do you mean?

Oh really?! Go ahead!

Okay, you're asking for it.

Miss, can I help?

Yes! How can I help?

Get lost.

Sure.

Please no more. I'm gonna explode!

Can you be more gentle? Thanks.

Enough of this!

Just come out!

Come on!

Come on!

Come out and help.

I've been waiting to help. What should I do?

I've got the demon's essence in his throat.

Now go suck it out quickly.

Okay.

How do I suck it out?

With your mouth.

You mean you want me to use my mouth...

...to suck it out?

How else?

Got it!

May I ask... is there another method?

Hurry! I can't hold on much longer!

How about I hold him down

and you suck instead?

What do you think?

You idiot! Stop fooling around!

Or we'll gonna die!

Okay, fine. I can do this.

Sorry... I can't.

Run!

He won't come chasing after us, will he?

No, he's injured, too.

Are you all right?

No big deal... it's nothing.

Give me a hand.

Demon hunters don't care about formalities.

Push this pressure point for me.

That Pig Demon was very powerful.

Of course.

We could receive the highest bounty for him.

Isn't that what you're here for?

I'm not doing this for money.

I'm doing this to help the people.

With skills like yours?

You must have a death wish.

I don't care.

That weapon of yours is amazing.

It's my demon-hunting heirloom...

the Infinite Flying Ring.

Infinite Flying Ring.

You're wounded.

What?

Your nose is bleeding.

A little too much excitement.

I'm Chen Xuan Zang. What's your name?

My name is Duan.

Miss Duan... thank you for saving my life.

You're thanking me?

Miss Duan, Miss Duan.

When a girl closes her eyes,

it means she wants you to kiss her.

Stop pretending.

Come on... you know you want to.

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Stephen Chow

Stephen Chow Sing Chi (Chinese: 周星馳, born 22 June 1962) is a Chinese film director, actor, film producer, political adviser of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference and martial artist. more…

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