WTF! Page #2
- Year:
- 2017
- 80 min
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Last semester.
It must suck to be poor
and stupid, doesn't it?
I got it!
Two words.
The... woods.
That's barely tho words.
However many words,
it's a shitty idea.
Camping sucks.
- Yes, it does.
It's not camping.
It's paradise, But in the woods.
Wow, you've officially graduated
from pot to crack.
No, I'm being serious!
Just picture it, right?
It's s secluded cabin,
way far in the woods.
Nearest neighbor
is like a mile away.
Best part about it,
it's got no working
smoke alarms!
- What?
- Doesn't sound very fun.
So, relaxing in Hawaii,
or a creepy old cabin
in Bumblefuck?
It's not creepy, though!
My uncle just refurbished it
right before he died.
God rest his soul.
Glorified camping
equals glorified suck.
Bevan, it's not camping, man!
Camping wishes it was this.
Does it have Wi-fi at least?
Nope.
And, full disclosure,
It has no cellphone service,
either.
But it has electricity!
It has electricity!
Meet me half way!
Meet me half way!
You okay, Rach?
You do not have to go
if you don't want to.
Aw, Wachel's scawed.
Cweepy cabin in the woods,
all by ouwselves!
It's not creepy!
I keep tellin' you!
It's not creepy!
And if...
If anything creepy
does happen...
I got you.
I'm serious, man!
I must have water in my ears,
because I did not
just hear that.
Well, I've gotta get going
Only two more weeks.
Wow.
See you guys later.
- Bye.
- Bye, Rach.
- Damn, killing the vibe.
- See you, Rach.
Bye, Rachel.
Just to be clear.
Is she in?
Yes, she's in.
She just has some sh*t
she needs to deal with.
Bonnie, you
can't just say that...
Bonnie, why don't you tell us?
I'd really like to know.
Go on.
Okay, well, I really shouldn't
but she told me,
a few years back,
some crazy guy killed
a bunch of her friends,
and she's the only one
who survived.
- What?!
- I haven't been able
to get her to say
anything about it since.
Wow. That's totally f***ed up.
Are you serious?
Swear to God.
My God.
I mean, like,
but none of us knew any of this.
Maybe the cabin...
is not such a good idea.
No, no, no.
I'll talk to her.
Okay, no.
I will talk to her drunk ass.
Since the dawn of time,
for better or for worse,
usually for worse,
history is characterized by
Civilizations causing
their own demise,
genocide, violence.
All are catastrophic effects
of this global phenomenon.
Rachel.
Rachel, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come here.
Come here, come here,
come here, come here.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
It's okay.
I'm here.
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