Wrongfully Accused Page #2

Give us room.

Stand back, people.

Give him a little air, people.

I want you people back.

Hold them back, hold them back.

I'm innocent.

I'm being wrongfully accused.

Guilt or innocence,

that's not my job.

It's my duty to pick up

scum-sucking punks like yourself...

...who are accused of a crime.

A jury of twelve really stupid people...

...who are easily swayed by rich,

fat-cat, slimy lawyers...

...who'll do anything but tell the

truth, will sit in judgment of you.

It's as American as a burrito.

Ryan and I were having sex.

Hot, steamy, sweaty sex.

Every part of my body tingled,

orgasm after orgasm...

Lady, I just asked for your name.

Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.

I was weak to Ryan's charms.

He wanted me to leave Hibbing.

He said he just wanted to talk to him.

I can't believe he killed him.

I came home...

...late last night...

...and there he was.

Now I'm going to have to start...

...dating again.

Mr. Harrison! Mr. Harrison!

Okay, everybody, come on.

Let the car through. Stand back.

Ryan Harrison,

a jury of your peers...

...have found you guilty of murder.

On August 12,

at Stillwater Federal Prison...

...you shall have your sentence

carried out.

You shall be executed buffet style,

lethally injected, electrocuted...

...and placed before a firing squad.

May God have mercy on your soul,

you bastard, you.

Seats in the upright position.

Handcuffs and ankle chains

must be securely fastened...

...or you will be shot.

Exits are clearly marked...

...but you will not be using them.

Should you use them...

...you will be shot.

On behalf of the State of Minnesota...

...thank you for being

arrested and convicted.

Sit back and enjoy your bus ride.

I'm not going to take it any longer.

I'm going to fight back.

I am going to prove

that I am not guilty.

Shut up!

No! I'm being wrongfully accused.

How dare you, sir?

How dare you?!

No, how dare you?!

No, no, how dare you?!

How dare you "no, no"

my "how dare you?!"

You dare to dare me?!

How dare you "how dare me,"

when I "how dare you?!"

You big pee-pee head!

You are the pee-pee head!

Mr. Booger Lips, ca-ca mouth!

Shut up!

You'll never shut me up!

Hey, you pee-pee head!

Hey! I can't see!

Take the wastebasket off your head.

I still can't see!

Take the other one off.

That's better.

Get the keys.

Take off the cuffs.

My shoe's untied.

My shirt's out.

Whoo, whoo.

Whoo?

Oh, no!

- A train!

- A train?

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

Huh? Uh-oh.

Orono! Bagley!

This looks like a trailer park

after a tornado.

All right, speak to me, people.

One prisoner was missing.

- It's a Ryan...

- Harrison.

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