Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort Page #2

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who'd give a sh*t?

Me, Bryan. We could be talking

about my history.

- So me.

- Yeah, me too.

- Me.

- Gotta stick by family.

Is that the big, strong man

I rang for?

That's more like it.

Hello?

Mr. Jackson?

Hello?! Oh...

Shhh...

Silly little bitty.

A little self control, boys!

That's all I ask!

Oh, my God!

Is that real gold?

Oh, Bryan! These are Hepplewhite!

And for those that don't watch

Antique Roadshow...

Oh, and they look to be

in perfect condition.

- Oh, they're gonna be worth a fortune.

- A fortune?

How'd you like my place now, Bryan?

Hey, guys.

This place just got a whole lot better.

- What?

- Oh, great.

Where's he going now?

Let's get naked.

Whoo!

It actually smells sweet.

Hey, guys, if we're gonna do this,

we're gonna do this in style.

- You ready for it?

- No!

- Thanks, man.

- Come on in!

There's room for everybody!

- Hey. You OK?

- It's really all mine.

I'm still wrapping

my head around that.

Maybe it's just what we needed.

I suppose this will have to do.

Afraid this is all we have right now.

Hello? We're the new owner's

best friends. So you can do better.

Are we all here?

Now, you boys had your fun

with those bikers.

And you messed

with the little bitty real nice.

Now quit!

Leave Danny alone. Even if it means

giving his friends a pass.

Now I thought I made myself clear!

It won't be long, and you can all

have at 'em as much as you like.

Now you keep doing what you're doing

you're gonna ruin this for all of us!

Do I make myself clear?

Do you understand me?

F***ing family.

So, like, what's the plan

with the cameras, dude?

Like, you're carrying them

around everywhere.

Yeah, man. Look.

Compact and easy to hide.

I think we should put one of these

in Danny's room.

Oh, I'm not up for seeing my sister

naked, but thank you, though.

Well, what about the rest of us, dude?

F***ing a**hole!

Danny.

Oh, sh*t.

What are you doing?

Please tell me you got

a camera for this.

Give it here, give it here.

I'd like to thank the Academy

for this prestigious award.

I will enjoy this every single day.

Tell me how it's fair that we

have to pay for groceries.

Aw...

Poor puppy!

- Bryan.

- Yeah?

Come check this out.

You folks just passing through?

No, we're staying

up at Hobb Springs.

You don't say.

I don't get up there much myself

anymore, but I expect I will be.

- Well, why is that?

- You just got in?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

You all see a bunch of little, old

ladies be-bopping around up there?

Oh, yeah.

The Daughters of the Revolution?

That'd be them. Poor things can't

remember if this woman got back

on that bus or not.

Agnes Fields, you hear of her?

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