Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort

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You almost lost me back there.

- So, what is this place?

- Someplace special.

I found this on a family camping

trip when I was a kid.

Go on in.

Are you serious?

It's warm.

Of course.

They're hot springs, you goof.

Whoo! It's hot!

Ooh...

Is this enough?

Well, if you really wanna

go back to nature...

- It's nice and hot.

- Promise we'll do this every year.

Until we wrinkle.

Whoo!

Nick?

Sweetie, are you hurt?

Daria! Ah!

Over here! Ah!

Nick!

Are you OK?

- Did you fall?

- No. Someone f***ing shot me.

What?

Ahh!

So you had no idea?

He's adopted, you know that.

Thanks, Toni, having only known him

since freshman year.

Still kind of cool, though, right?

Finding out you actually

had some family out there.

We are his family.

That's why we're all here.

And that's why my brother and those guys

are right behind us.

Look, I don't know what to expect.

I don't know these people

or this place.

I could be inheriting a Motel 6.

Or... a meth empire.

I'm just saying,

it's the Appalachians.

Thanks, Vic.

If it'll help,

I did some digging.

- This isn't for one of your columns.

- Of course not.

I'm just the investigative type.

Hobb Springs, established 1926

by families unknown.

Maybe yours.

The first sanitarium in America

outside Battle Creek.

Well, most people would approve.

- Of what?

- Me going into a sanitarium.

Agnes Fields.

- You are gonna get yours.

- I'll hold you to that, Mr. Jackson.

It's more like a health spa, really.

Spas don't come

with their own outhouse, Bryan.

Jillian, it's two weeks, OK?

You know, getting Danny

out in the open air,

seeing how much of an inheritance

this really is.

Really, Rod? Me fixing a tire

is so amazing?

- Just playing with my new camera.

- Yeah.

And your old camera posted my naked ass

all over the internet last trip!

And got 4,000 hits in one day.

Besides, come on, it's fun.

And fun is just the kind of therapy

we all need.

- Especially my sister and Danny.

- Yeah.

Gotta love therapy.

Wanna start the healing process?

Sally?

You've checked yourself

six times this morning.

- He'll be here real soon.

- I know.

It may take some time.

I can't go another winter.

I need this.

We need this.

We play this right,

sister, he won't

be able to resist you.

Lord knows I can't.

You guys, it's gigantic.

- You inherited this?

- I guess so.

Our little place in the country.

Well, it ain't a Motel 6.

Couple coats of paint,

and it could be...

F***ing brilliant.

Creepy.

Vic, get out of the car.

I need a moment alone with my boyfriend.

Fine.

It's time to decide.

What do you want to do?

Just when I hit

the lowest I've ever hit,

I got a letter saying

that I belonged to something.

Something that

I gave up on years ago.

Tell me what you wanna do, honey.

I wanna meet these people

and find out what I'm all about.

Oh, my God.

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- It's huge.

- I know, right?

Welcome to Hobb Springs.

- Danny.

- That's right, yeah.

I could tell by your eyes.

I cannot believe that you

are finally here.

- And who are you?

- This would be Sally.

I'm Jackson.

We're the caretakers here.

We weren't expecting your friends,

but, um...

...I'm pretty sure we can

handle you, though.

Oh, we're just the first wave.

This is huge!

How are we even gonna

find our way around in there?

They call this a spa?

Better leave a trail of breadcrumbs.

We got a flat,

- and then got a little...

- Baked.

Turned around.

I see, no problem.

We have plenty of vacancies coming up.

Don't worry, they'll be checking

out today and then we'll have the place

- all to ourselves.

- Oh, goody.

I'd be happy to show you around.

Uh, maybe we could get our bags first.

Yeah, maybe some rooms.

It's been a long drive.

Whatever you wish.

We work for you now.

That's pretty cool, actually.

- Danny has servants now?

- Hey, how you doing?

Ya'll come on in.

Thank you.

Geez.

They're kind of good-looking

for hillbillies.

They're cousins.

No, brother and sister.

Same thing around these parts.

Come on, they're probably just

a normal couple.

- They're funny-looking.

- And Amish.

Actually, we're kissing cousins

on our Quaker brother's sister's side.

I'm so sorry, that was so rude of us.

Ain't nothing we haven't heard before.

Just let it roll off my back nowadays.

So you really are brother and sister?

As I said, we weren't expecting so many.

We can make more, if you'd like.

Uh, no, no, it's fine. Really.

We'll leave you here to rest a spell

while we figure out

how best to deal with you.

What is that?

Go on, sit down.

- We're really staying here?

- Why, what's wrong?

Ain't no doubt all of this

is a little bit weird.

- Yeah.

- You guys don't get

the charm of this place?

I do.

You rip the place down,

subdivide the land,

and we go back, we'll send

someone in for a real appraisal.

Yeah, I think you're forgetting

that I don't have anywhere to go.

What,

so this is your home now?

I don't know. Maybe.

Danny, you're used

to Central Park West

- and Nobu on Friday nights.

- Yeah. And look what that did to me.

Hey, we don't have to make

a decision right away. It's fine.

This place is alive.

It has history, secrets.

Enough excitement for two weeks

at least.

- Come on, back me up, Vic.

- Uh, sure.

A place this old surely

has a book in it.

- Maybe a movie even.

- Short of murder,

or a Hollywood scandal,

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